Paul M 🤠
@infinitejest.bsky.social
Copywriter. Book lover. Sports keeno. Dog dad. Risen ape. History bore. Culture vulture. Bone-bound island. Has a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure. Kobbie Mainoo FC.
Current location: being pinned and assaulted by at least one dog.
January 10, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Current location: being pinned and assaulted by at least one dog.
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It’s becoming increasingly clear that the best thing a parent can do for their son is to enroll him in co-ed activities and facilitate friendships with girls from the youngest age possible.
Patriarchy hurts boys. And nothing runs counter to patriarchy like teaching boys to genuinely value girls.
Patriarchy hurts boys. And nothing runs counter to patriarchy like teaching boys to genuinely value girls.
"the issue isn’t that we need more 'boy-friendly' reforms. It’s that boys are socialized to compete only with boys and to read girls’ success as illegitimate or emasculating. The result is dissonance, resentment, and disengagement for boys—and hostile climates for girls."
time.com/7335723/auto...
time.com/7335723/auto...
The Real Way Schools are Failing Boys
“If we really want boys to succeed, we need to ensure that they know how to both beat—and lose— to girls."
time.com
December 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
It’s becoming increasingly clear that the best thing a parent can do for their son is to enroll him in co-ed activities and facilitate friendships with girls from the youngest age possible.
Patriarchy hurts boys. And nothing runs counter to patriarchy like teaching boys to genuinely value girls.
Patriarchy hurts boys. And nothing runs counter to patriarchy like teaching boys to genuinely value girls.
Thought that was The Onion at first look haha.
January 10, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Thought that was The Onion at first look haha.
Louise has booked to go and see it on Sunday. I’m going nowhere near it 🥴
January 9, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Louise has booked to go and see it on Sunday. I’m going nowhere near it 🥴
Too much Call of Duty for these cosplaying microdick fucking loser bullies. Every one of them should shove themselves up their own arses. Cunts.
I think it is probably a bad idea to put clearly unhinged, angry psychopaths in federal law enforcement positions.
January 9, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Too much Call of Duty for these cosplaying microdick fucking loser bullies. Every one of them should shove themselves up their own arses. Cunts.
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This fawning characterization of the meeting between Trump and 4 NY Times reporters is remarkable in either spinning every issue in Trump’s favor or in giving him the last word, even when it is a non sequitur./1
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
The Many Faces of Trump: What We Saw When We Interviewed the President
www.nytimes.com
January 9, 2026 at 11:29 AM
This fawning characterization of the meeting between Trump and 4 NY Times reporters is remarkable in either spinning every issue in Trump’s favor or in giving him the last word, even when it is a non sequitur./1
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/08/u...
I finally packed them in about five or six years ago (have a vape as like cigarette methadone on occasion) and I swear, the craving never goes away haha. Watching Mad Men is a pure form of torture and when someone walks past me with one I'm always swooning. Sad!
January 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I finally packed them in about five or six years ago (have a vape as like cigarette methadone on occasion) and I swear, the craving never goes away haha. Watching Mad Men is a pure form of torture and when someone walks past me with one I'm always swooning. Sad!
Tell you what I miss - in the winter, seeing people out in their big coats walking around the block for a fag as they can't smoke in the house. Magical memories somewhat denuded by the fact those people are now probably all dead from lung cancer 😬
January 9, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Tell you what I miss - in the winter, seeing people out in their big coats walking around the block for a fag as they can't smoke in the house. Magical memories somewhat denuded by the fact those people are now probably all dead from lung cancer 😬
Get 'Em All Out Boy more like! On account his staunch anti-immigrant stance, you see.
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Get 'Em All Out Boy more like! On account his staunch anti-immigrant stance, you see.
The pools man! Jesus that's good nostalgia. My dad was mad for it like.
January 9, 2026 at 1:41 PM
The pools man! Jesus that's good nostalgia. My dad was mad for it like.
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This kind of thing is a fairly routine occurrence at Assisted Living Facilities.
January 9, 2026 at 11:31 AM
This kind of thing is a fairly routine occurrence at Assisted Living Facilities.
We're going for Greenland!
January 9, 2026 at 8:40 AM
We're going for Greenland!
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A power struggle already. I expected better for us 🥹
January 9, 2026 at 8:17 AM
A power struggle already. I expected better for us 🥹
I think they’re cretinous tbh but I don’t want to be too hardline, so only professional displays qnd events etc. saves dickheads letting them off in the street in the middle of the night.
January 9, 2026 at 8:13 AM
I think they’re cretinous tbh but I don’t want to be too hardline, so only professional displays qnd events etc. saves dickheads letting them off in the street in the middle of the night.
I saw the night out in my weather bomb shelter (my bed).
January 9, 2026 at 8:12 AM
I saw the night out in my weather bomb shelter (my bed).
Preach, Steph ✊🏻 I want you to take the job now tbh.
January 9, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Preach, Steph ✊🏻 I want you to take the job now tbh.
Yes, it’s Norway that’s embarrassing.
unspeakably pathetic stuff from Trump here as he says he'd be honored to accept María Corina Machado's Nobel Prize if she wants to give it up to him
January 9, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Yes, it’s Norway that’s embarrassing.
It’s that and he’s also had a go already and failed. Makes no sense to go back to him. And I love him. We all do!
January 9, 2026 at 8:05 AM
It’s that and he’s also had a go already and failed. Makes no sense to go back to him. And I love him. We all do!
Sensible.
Whistle, crackle, banned: Dutch set to outlaw fireworks after more new year chaos
Whistle, crackle, banned: Dutch set to outlaw fireworks after more new year chaos
Netherlands expected to join Ireland in prohibiting most consumer fireworks as other EU countries debate crackdown
www.theguardian.com
January 9, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Sensible.
Making me feel sorry for Liverpool. I won’t forget this!
January 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Making me feel sorry for Liverpool. I won’t forget this!
Majorly out of order really. Badly needs his legs breaking now tbh.
January 8, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Majorly out of order really. Badly needs his legs breaking now tbh.
Top-drawer needless snidery from Martinelli there.
January 8, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Top-drawer needless snidery from Martinelli there.