Paul M 🤠
@infinitejest.bsky.social
Copywriter. Book lover. Sports keeno. Dog dad. Risen ape. History bore. Culture vulture. Bone-bound island. Has a vague and modest idea of himself as a legendary figure. Kobbie Mainoo FC.
My darling best mate and wife-to-be’s birthday today. Infuriatingly she refuses to age while I’m degenerating at a frantic pace.
November 7, 2025 at 7:34 AM
My darling best mate and wife-to-be’s birthday today. Infuriatingly she refuses to age while I’m degenerating at a frantic pace.
To lose one prisoner may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carelessness.
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
To lose one prisoner may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carelessness.
Ooh this is blummin good lads.
October 31, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Ooh this is blummin good lads.
Another thoughtful gift today. Sage editorial advice from a great film made by my good lady’s own fair hand 🥰
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Another thoughtful gift today. Sage editorial advice from a great film made by my good lady’s own fair hand 🥰
Friends fear he was haunting the charity shops in town again 👀
October 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Friends fear he was haunting the charity shops in town again 👀
Viz from the month I was born. An excellent gift.
October 26, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Viz from the month I was born. An excellent gift.
Can believe that, brother.
October 9, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Can believe that, brother.
October 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
She’s finally here 😍 Happy Tommy P Day to all who celebrate.
October 7, 2025 at 5:25 PM
She’s finally here 😍 Happy Tommy P Day to all who celebrate.
This album still has me by the neck a month later. I listen to it at least once a day.
PAUL RECOMMENDS.
PAUL RECOMMENDS.
October 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
This album still has me by the neck a month later. I listen to it at least once a day.
PAUL RECOMMENDS.
PAUL RECOMMENDS.
They are occasionally nice though ✊🏻
September 27, 2025 at 12:09 PM
They are occasionally nice though ✊🏻
Just played this for the first time. Right up my street. Thanks for the (inadvertent) heads-up, lads.
September 27, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Just played this for the first time. Right up my street. Thanks for the (inadvertent) heads-up, lads.
@apap.bsky.social As if the world wasn’t full of horror enough.
September 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
@apap.bsky.social As if the world wasn’t full of horror enough.
More pro-Cork propaganda in my house this morning. I might ask for that ring back if hate speech is what she has to offer.
September 23, 2025 at 9:10 AM
More pro-Cork propaganda in my house this morning. I might ask for that ring back if hate speech is what she has to offer.
As does the whine list!!
September 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
As does the whine list!!
Met Andy Cole last night lads. Yes, I was absolutely steaming.
September 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Met Andy Cole last night lads. Yes, I was absolutely steaming.
Now THAT is how you do a conspiracy theory. Great stuff.
September 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Now THAT is how you do a conspiracy theory. Great stuff.
Webb put himself way beyond credibility with this steaming pile:
September 11, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Webb put himself way beyond credibility with this steaming pile:
Stuff like this makes my brain fizz in such a pleasurable way:
September 8, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Stuff like this makes my brain fizz in such a pleasurable way:
They’re great just a bit tragic. I’m going to have to get the letters now to round things off haha.
September 8, 2025 at 11:02 AM
They’re great just a bit tragic. I’m going to have to get the letters now to round things off haha.