Lucretius Bourgeois
@maviscruet.bsky.social
Lefty, office boy, ageing goth. he/him. Likes Everton, video games, Cricket and Landlords.
I've got my legs crossed for you. You deserve a good outcome
February 10, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I've got my legs crossed for you. You deserve a good outcome
Team USA speed skaters proving without doubt that Americans cannot be trusted with ICE
February 10, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Team USA speed skaters proving without doubt that Americans cannot be trusted with ICE
I'm shocked that in Italy if you want to have referee review things, you have to give them cash.
There's surely no precedent of people giving Italian referees cash?
There's surely no precedent of people giving Italian referees cash?
February 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
I'm shocked that in Italy if you want to have referee review things, you have to give them cash.
There's surely no precedent of people giving Italian referees cash?
There's surely no precedent of people giving Italian referees cash?
They're black and white, the windows are grey. So there's still some contrast
February 10, 2026 at 1:10 PM
They're black and white, the windows are grey. So there's still some contrast
Watching Americans fall over in the speed skating is an absolute joy.
Watching people fall over in speed skating is always quite exciting (as long as nobody is hurt) but it's about 5x better if they're from the USA
Watching people fall over in speed skating is always quite exciting (as long as nobody is hurt) but it's about 5x better if they're from the USA
February 10, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Watching Americans fall over in the speed skating is an absolute joy.
Watching people fall over in speed skating is always quite exciting (as long as nobody is hurt) but it's about 5x better if they're from the USA
Watching people fall over in speed skating is always quite exciting (as long as nobody is hurt) but it's about 5x better if they're from the USA
Oooh magpies are feisty today. Is it dating season or something? After all the loud squabbling they seem to be pairing up.
I'd take a photo but you'd judge how much my windows need cleaning
I'd take a photo but you'd judge how much my windows need cleaning
February 10, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Oooh magpies are feisty today. Is it dating season or something? After all the loud squabbling they seem to be pairing up.
I'd take a photo but you'd judge how much my windows need cleaning
I'd take a photo but you'd judge how much my windows need cleaning
Just call them the Russian athletes.
The IOC haven't banned Russian athletes just, er, Russia. It's bollocks. Call them Russian. It's what they are and who they represent.
The IOC haven't banned Russian athletes just, er, Russia. It's bollocks. Call them Russian. It's what they are and who they represent.
February 10, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Just call them the Russian athletes.
The IOC haven't banned Russian athletes just, er, Russia. It's bollocks. Call them Russian. It's what they are and who they represent.
The IOC haven't banned Russian athletes just, er, Russia. It's bollocks. Call them Russian. It's what they are and who they represent.
Happy birthday and many happy minerals!
February 10, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Happy birthday and many happy minerals!
I think that's a good use of creative time. Do what you're good at!
February 10, 2026 at 12:16 PM
I think that's a good use of creative time. Do what you're good at!
That's not a bad list. I think I just get Cilla Black. And she doesn't get birthdays any more because she's dead.
Have a smashing day!
Have a smashing day!
February 10, 2026 at 12:15 PM
That's not a bad list. I think I just get Cilla Black. And she doesn't get birthdays any more because she's dead.
Have a smashing day!
Have a smashing day!
That looks like a very solid cake for someone who isn't good at baking!
As someone who isn't good at baking, I'm impressed that it's risen.
As someone who isn't good at baking, I'm impressed that it's risen.
February 10, 2026 at 9:22 AM
That looks like a very solid cake for someone who isn't good at baking!
As someone who isn't good at baking, I'm impressed that it's risen.
As someone who isn't good at baking, I'm impressed that it's risen.
I am quite the fan of having a rotating monitor as my second. That lovely portrait mode when reading a document
February 10, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I am quite the fan of having a rotating monitor as my second. That lovely portrait mode when reading a document
I am not a great fan of Smith, though he would likely have been better than Blair, but he had made stonking leads and everyone was sick of the Tories.
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I am not a great fan of Smith, though he would likely have been better than Blair, but he had made stonking leads and everyone was sick of the Tories.
Oh I think we're practically invisible
February 9, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Oh I think we're practically invisible
Oh that New Labour high!
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Oh that New Labour high!
I read that late last night and somehow, with tired eyes, didn't see the word "whistle".
I thought that was a pretty brave allegation. Especially after the other Labour dog fondler got litigious about it.
I thought that was a pretty brave allegation. Especially after the other Labour dog fondler got litigious about it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I read that late last night and somehow, with tired eyes, didn't see the word "whistle".
I thought that was a pretty brave allegation. Especially after the other Labour dog fondler got litigious about it.
I thought that was a pretty brave allegation. Especially after the other Labour dog fondler got litigious about it.
Eugh. Be like bounty coconut. And that's literally made of cursed Mummys
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Eugh. Be like bounty coconut. And that's literally made of cursed Mummys
Oh fuck me. Really?
He's enabled a global scramble for tech companies to get a data Bonanza. And later, when they have a data breach, hackers and scammers to have a data Bonanza.
He's enabled a global scramble for tech companies to get a data Bonanza. And later, when they have a data breach, hackers and scammers to have a data Bonanza.
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Oh fuck me. Really?
He's enabled a global scramble for tech companies to get a data Bonanza. And later, when they have a data breach, hackers and scammers to have a data Bonanza.
He's enabled a global scramble for tech companies to get a data Bonanza. And later, when they have a data breach, hackers and scammers to have a data Bonanza.
My dad had that. I assume it was of its time
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 PM
My dad had that. I assume it was of its time
Is this America again?
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Is this America again?
I really like the drone noises with the skiing. It makes them sound like racing cars. Other quiet sports should have sound effects.
You could make snowboarders sound like TIE fighters for example. And speed walkers sound like steam trains.
You could make snowboarders sound like TIE fighters for example. And speed walkers sound like steam trains.
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
I really like the drone noises with the skiing. It makes them sound like racing cars. Other quiet sports should have sound effects.
You could make snowboarders sound like TIE fighters for example. And speed walkers sound like steam trains.
You could make snowboarders sound like TIE fighters for example. And speed walkers sound like steam trains.
Saturday night in the city centre! The prospect gives me the fear.
February 9, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Saturday night in the city centre! The prospect gives me the fear.
Oh. Oh no.
I'm officially old enough that I want to tell Mia Brookes to pull her bloody trousers up.
It's time for Dignitas.
I'm officially old enough that I want to tell Mia Brookes to pull her bloody trousers up.
It's time for Dignitas.
February 9, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Oh. Oh no.
I'm officially old enough that I want to tell Mia Brookes to pull her bloody trousers up.
It's time for Dignitas.
I'm officially old enough that I want to tell Mia Brookes to pull her bloody trousers up.
It's time for Dignitas.
Like an artificial reef, providing a nursery for the local youth
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Like an artificial reef, providing a nursery for the local youth