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Lucretius Bourgeois
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Lefty, office boy, ageing goth. he/him. Likes Everton, video games, Cricket and Landlords.
It occurs to me that the weird creepy robots that techbros keep failing to make are partly rubbish because you've made them humanoid. Which is really complicated and badly balanced. Why? Is it a lack of imagination? There are surely better designs for most tasks.
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Please feel free to share. Got commitments to meet on Friday and have a lot of spare time outside of a very part time role!

Local to Liverpool and Wirral, but can travel in the right circumstances

Thanks pals! 💙

#Liverpool #Jobs #Chef #Hamdyman
#Wirral #ManualLabor
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I am not expecting any kind of parcel or package, except a wedding invite which surely fits in an envelope.

But I have received a delivery note, and it does seem genuine, saying that they can't deliver an item because the sender was £5 short in postage. And I want to know what it is, but also £5...
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Bloody hell, I didn't know the details of Rockstar sacking workers. It looks like overt union busting and shocking flouting of UK employment law.

youtu.be/c9nOwjeznjI?...
The Rockstar Workers Fired Before They Could Finish GTA 6
YouTube video by People Make Games
youtu.be
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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It's Tuesday. It's November. And it's been awhile. So lets tell the story about the eel, the scheming wife who ate it, and the talking magpie that ratted her out!

That's right! It's time for the eel tale from the 1370s blockbuster hit, "The Book of the Knight of the Tower." 1/5
🗃️🧪
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 PM
In a few years time we're going to get so many cheap processors, if we're still alive.
November 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Phone sock
Phone sock
It's a phone sock
And a $230
You'll be taking Apple's Cock
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Repost with an iconic fictional band:
November 11, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Strangely my very much indoor palm with a layer of gravel designed to keep things out of the soil has fungus in the pot. I don't know how it's happened. But also the mushroom looks like this.
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Dear Severn Trent,

It surely doesn't come as a surprise that it rains in England, so please make drains that don't overflow and flood roads.

Ta.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Love a bit of Hogarth
Marriage a-la-Mode, 1743: reception during Countess Squanderfield's morning toilette. Paintings on walls hint that she is not exactly respectable! By William Hogarth, born OTD 1697.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Imagine being stupid enough to think a cow will catch a dog. And for that matter, since when did horses eat cows?

One of the first documented nominees for a Darwin award
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Yet again Labour are just cheap. Want to hire a Tory? £10k a day is the going rate. Want a nomination for a 6 figure high powered job? £2,900. No wonder they're the party of business, they have undercut their competition massively.
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Furiously singing "I will survive" when covered in mud, with trench foot and gazing out over no-man's land
New York, London, Paris, Munich, everyone talk about, poppy music.

Off key #Respectival entertainment 👌
And a little entertainment afterwards?
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 AM
I am a tolerant person, but the next person that sets off a firework in my earshot is going to get their intestines ripped out and used to strangle them. Shut the fuck up you fucking cunts. It's been three fucking weeks!
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
We deserve our doom, and I am just really sorry for everyone else we're taking with us.
A new four-lane highway cutting through tens of thousands of acres of protected Amazon rainforest is being built for the COP30 climate summit in the Brazilian city of Belém.

www.bbc.com/news/article... @paulisci.bsky.social
Amazon rainforest cut down to build highway for COP climate summit
The infrastructure required to host COP30 in Belém is undermining the cause, campaigners say.
www.bbc.com
November 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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“Where’s your fucking poppy?”
November 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Today's a good day to remember Rosalind Franklin, British chemist and X-ray crystallographer whose untimely death meant three men shared a Nobel prize for discovering the structure of DNA for which she'd done most of the work.
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I don't know if the Tesla people are clever and cynical enough try and keep their brand in the news by silly things, or whether journalists are just extra credulous.

But Elon Musk promised to give them the moon on a stick and they promised to give him seven bajilion space dollars.

It's not real
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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Another beauty.
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Anyone know a decent cab firm in Manchester? I have friend who's out there tomorrow and is anxious about getting aboot. @emuhp.bsky.social @jacklikesfilms.bsky.social possibly?
November 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
One of those days when people want my thoughts on how people, brains and the universe work and them looking at me with eldritch horror as I try and destroy their nice world view.
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
HR guessing how white you are by the shape of your skull to see if they want to offer you a job is it?
November 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I think, in hindsight, you can either be a guy who bites his fingers far too much or a guy who uses and eats too many lemons.

Not both.

Ouch.
November 6, 2025 at 6:07 PM