Lucretius Bourgeois
@maviscruet.bsky.social
Lefty, office boy, ageing goth. he/him. Likes Everton, video games, Cricket and Landlords.
Damn. How are the USA biathletes so bad at shooting black targets?
February 17, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Damn. How are the USA biathletes so bad at shooting black targets?
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Skeleton, a sport practised by a few thousand people (probably far fewer) in this country, has received £5,765,123 from UK Sport for the 2022-26 period.
That's more than what was awarded to basketball, handball, lacrosse, fencing, squash and volleyball taken together over the same period.
That's more than what was awarded to basketball, handball, lacrosse, fencing, squash and volleyball taken together over the same period.
What exactly is it about Britons that makes us so good at hurtling down an icy drainpipe? | Zoe Williams
What exactly is it about Britons that makes us so good at hurtling down an icy drainpipe? | Zoe Williams
Team GB has swept up the skeleton medals at the Winter Olympics. I suspect it’s something to do with our capacity at weathering tremendous, impotent fear, writes Zoe Williams
www.theguardian.com
February 17, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Skeleton, a sport practised by a few thousand people (probably far fewer) in this country, has received £5,765,123 from UK Sport for the 2022-26 period.
That's more than what was awarded to basketball, handball, lacrosse, fencing, squash and volleyball taken together over the same period.
That's more than what was awarded to basketball, handball, lacrosse, fencing, squash and volleyball taken together over the same period.
I didn't know this. Maybe you didn't either. And might at some point need to feed a very small person.
It's a proper cunt move to hide "this could make your baby seriously ill" behind clickbait, so Surrey Live can fuck off
The answer btw is honey. *never* give honey to children under 1, because it can cause infant botulism and it can make babies seriously ill and even kill them
The answer btw is honey. *never* give honey to children under 1, because it can cause infant botulism and it can make babies seriously ill and even kill them
Why would you only give your kids one pancake topping anyway? Give them loads. Just in case.
February 17, 2026 at 12:52 PM
I didn't know this. Maybe you didn't either. And might at some point need to feed a very small person.
Look, most of us watch half of the sports to see people fall over. Or Scottish people come 4th.
So just put an extra jumper on, and get out there and entertain us.
Literally the winter Olympics.
So just put an extra jumper on, and get out there and entertain us.
Literally the winter Olympics.
Honestly, complaining that it's snowing. You're literally doing skiing mate. Grow up.
February 17, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Look, most of us watch half of the sports to see people fall over. Or Scottish people come 4th.
So just put an extra jumper on, and get out there and entertain us.
Literally the winter Olympics.
So just put an extra jumper on, and get out there and entertain us.
Literally the winter Olympics.
This is a fabulous idea. When I'm dead you can message me and I'll take four months to respond. I won't answer your calls at the best of times, certainly not through a website and if you try and video call me, I'll probably block your number.
Meta has patented AI that can run a dead person's account, continuing to post and chat on their behalf
It can message and video call by replicating a user's online behavior using their past data
It can message and video call by replicating a user's online behavior using their past data
February 17, 2026 at 9:22 AM
This is a fabulous idea. When I'm dead you can message me and I'll take four months to respond. I won't answer your calls at the best of times, certainly not through a website and if you try and video call me, I'll probably block your number.
Meghan Oldham, by process of naming rights, is from near Manchester and any medals she wins belong to team GB
February 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Meghan Oldham, by process of naming rights, is from near Manchester and any medals she wins belong to team GB
Matt Weston/Western pun is really lame. But I'm never going to complain about Ennio Morricone music. God he was good.
February 16, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Matt Weston/Western pun is really lame. But I'm never going to complain about Ennio Morricone music. God he was good.
Honestly, complaining that it's snowing. You're literally doing skiing mate. Grow up.
February 16, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Honestly, complaining that it's snowing. You're literally doing skiing mate. Grow up.
With all the aerodynamic clothing, and helmets and stuff, doesn't a big beard provide drag and slow you down?
Not that it's really affecting his performance. I was just curious from a science perspective.
Not that it's really affecting his performance. I was just curious from a science perspective.
February 16, 2026 at 12:26 PM
With all the aerodynamic clothing, and helmets and stuff, doesn't a big beard provide drag and slow you down?
Not that it's really affecting his performance. I was just curious from a science perspective.
Not that it's really affecting his performance. I was just curious from a science perspective.
Fucking dickheads making me post about Corbyn in the year of our Lord Mandelson 2026.
But bloody hell they're just so wrong and lying.
But bloody hell they're just so wrong and lying.
February 16, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Fucking dickheads making me post about Corbyn in the year of our Lord Mandelson 2026.
But bloody hell they're just so wrong and lying.
But bloody hell they're just so wrong and lying.
Monobob is just brand maxxing for a bowl cut
February 15, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Monobob is just brand maxxing for a bowl cut
A really awkward pause when Cooper says Shabana Mahmood was appealing.
I disagree.
I disagree.
Yvette Cooper is forced to watch Sue Parfitt, the 83 year old CofE priest who's been charged under the terrorism act
Cooper repeats what she said on Sky this morning about proscribing Palestine Action, blaming the advice. And for good measure she spreads the blame to MP's too
Cooper repeats what she said on Sky this morning about proscribing Palestine Action, blaming the advice. And for good measure she spreads the blame to MP's too
February 15, 2026 at 4:42 PM
A really awkward pause when Cooper says Shabana Mahmood was appealing.
I disagree.
I disagree.
I think it's a travesty that the RNLI, mountain rescue and at least some air ambulances are charities. But while they are, and they are vital life saving roles, it behooves us to help them.
Since a handful of hate filled people protested outside RNLI HQ yesterday because they're angry that crews don't discriminate in their rescues and work to save all lives at sea you might want to show your support with a one off or regular donation.
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Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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February 15, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I think it's a travesty that the RNLI, mountain rescue and at least some air ambulances are charities. But while they are, and they are vital life saving roles, it behooves us to help them.
So today's Dickhead of choice apparently resigned from the Green party because of its "direction of travel", and also describes Greta Thunberg, a pretty significant figure in environmentalism, globally, as a "horrid little troll".
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
February 15, 2026 at 1:37 PM
So today's Dickhead of choice apparently resigned from the Green party because of its "direction of travel", and also describes Greta Thunberg, a pretty significant figure in environmentalism, globally, as a "horrid little troll".
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
What the fuck is wrong with these people?
Why is there some sort of weird, what I can only assume is Ai, promo poster for Deliverance, a film over 50 years old, on the BBC? Unless this is just one of those really bad retouched things for a later digital edition. But if a human did this, they should be ashamed.
February 15, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Why is there some sort of weird, what I can only assume is Ai, promo poster for Deliverance, a film over 50 years old, on the BBC? Unless this is just one of those really bad retouched things for a later digital edition. But if a human did this, they should be ashamed.
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Your poems are shit,
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.
February 14, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Your poems are shit,
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.
and so are your stunts.
You shout at hotels,
you wife-beating cunts.
Lurpak Fingers.
Oh. Is that danish?
Oh. Is that danish?
February 14, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Lurpak Fingers.
Oh. Is that danish?
Oh. Is that danish?
Take your chilled beer, and fuck off, you baldy pricks
February 14, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Take your chilled beer, and fuck off, you baldy pricks
You'd think a man that looks like Mr Tefal would actually know something about science
February 14, 2026 at 12:58 PM
You'd think a man that looks like Mr Tefal would actually know something about science
I watched Poor Things and very much enjoyed it.
That's my review. Thanks for reading.
That's my review. Thanks for reading.
February 13, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I watched Poor Things and very much enjoyed it.
That's my review. Thanks for reading.
That's my review. Thanks for reading.
Oh. Apparently we're well into spring.
February 13, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Oh. Apparently we're well into spring.
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It's Mandatory Monday and AI is clearly the future.
mandatoryrollercoaster.com/post/8081046...
mandatoryrollercoaster.com/post/8081046...
February 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
It's Mandatory Monday and AI is clearly the future.
mandatoryrollercoaster.com/post/8081046...
mandatoryrollercoaster.com/post/8081046...