Nothing I have done in twenty years deserved that.

I hope it's okay!

Sunset is a banger though

Accursed4Akehurst

Bloody hell.

I read some story on Paul McCartney post Beatles the other day. And whilst he got quite into living on the farm, albeit as a smallholding, he bought it on the advice of his accountant and didn't stay there for some time.

And then when Ai writes all the formulae, who is going to work out why the spreadsheet isn't giving the right answers? Because I can attest that even when you used to be good at it, your skills atrophy and you forget loads of knowledge. So nobody can find the errors. Idiocy.

These people are totally obsessed with Ai. It's just weird now. Any question is just answered with "ai will fix it". Which also makes them totally redundant

Happy birthday. I hope it's a lovely day

Weird headline. The reason he left was because we needed the money and he wanted to play for someone better. The big reveal is why he joined Villa not ManUtd

When I first saw him he looked like a potential red card so often. No ill will to the guy, he didn't mess us about, he's not bad, but he was here briefly, we made a profit, everyone seems happy.

That profit might soon be wiped out when your robomaid falls over and crushes little Timmy.

You're missing out on some really top notch clouds and heavy rain.

My god, the cloth pulled across the stage. This is what they do when a racehorse has fallen and the vet is about to put it down. That robot just got taken out.

Can't grow a new Cthulhu if some hero eats all the squids.

That's amazing. I knew it had been a while, but years pass me by without me realising. And we just have one pan over some trees to show for it.

They usually do. If they care about the job.

Obviously I am sure the Labour party will be all over this, because they care about jobs and workers...