MattQuirk
@mattquirk.bsky.social
The guy with the Voice. Cooks, runs games, does art and video. Sometimes has cat pics. Sometimes posts pictures of pocket handkerchief folds. #pocketfold
Sorry everyone. Can’t today, because kitten.
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Sorry everyone. Can’t today, because kitten.
QRP something with horns.
December 4, 2025 at 1:34 AM
QRP something with horns.
Flipped the Elsie kitten over onto her back when she climbed up on me and she just… lay there? All stretched out and snoozing.
I told her that she is grubby and needs a bath. She started purring.
I told her that she is grubby and needs a bath. She started purring.
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Flipped the Elsie kitten over onto her back when she climbed up on me and she just… lay there? All stretched out and snoozing.
I told her that she is grubby and needs a bath. She started purring.
I told her that she is grubby and needs a bath. She started purring.
So Roz found and killed a mouse last night. Anyone have any recommendations for traps?
December 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
So Roz found and killed a mouse last night. Anyone have any recommendations for traps?
Hey, I’m just asking if anyone could rid me of this turbulent priest! I’m not advocating anything!
December 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Hey, I’m just asking if anyone could rid me of this turbulent priest! I’m not advocating anything!
Reposted by MattQuirk
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Black bear
Whitetail deer
Porcupine
Snowy owl
Moose
Black bear
Whitetail deer
Porcupine
Snowy owl
Moose
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Tufted puffin
Mangrove cuckoo
Flamingos
Newly hatched loggerhead sea turtles
Manatees
Tufted puffin
Mangrove cuckoo
Flamingos
Newly hatched loggerhead sea turtles
Manatees
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Leatherback sea turtle
Japanese serow
Japanese giant flying squirrel
Mountain lion
Three-toed sloth
Leatherback sea turtle
Japanese serow
Japanese giant flying squirrel
Mountain lion
Three-toed sloth
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild:
Black bear
Whitetail deer
Porcupine
Snowy owl
Moose
Black bear
Whitetail deer
Porcupine
Snowy owl
Moose
Reposted by MattQuirk
Elsie has discovered, through experimentation, that her head fits neatly into the box of tissues but it doesn’t come back out easily.
December 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Elsie has discovered, through experimentation, that her head fits neatly into the box of tissues but it doesn’t come back out easily.
Trying to get my TV and my older phone to synch up for future video calls.
December 1, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Trying to get my TV and my older phone to synch up for future video calls.
I’m probably going to have a very low score with @profanity.accountant
November 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I’m probably going to have a very low score with @profanity.accountant
D’oh
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
D’oh
Let’s see if this gets flagged…
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Let’s see if this gets flagged…
Sorbet instructions: strain through a fine mesh.
Me: Well that’s another fine mesh you’ve gotten ush into!
Me: Well that’s another fine mesh you’ve gotten ush into!
a black and white photo of a man wearing a bow tie and a hat
Alt: a black and white photo of Stanley Laurel shrugging and looking sheepish.
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Sorbet instructions: strain through a fine mesh.
Me: Well that’s another fine mesh you’ve gotten ush into!
Me: Well that’s another fine mesh you’ve gotten ush into!
I’m working on a new RPG campaign where the players are all at least “in the know” about how magic and the supernatural is real.
The high concept is that their job is with a supermarket tabloid. The paper is in on the conspiracy.
What would YOU have them investigate?
The high concept is that their job is with a supermarket tabloid. The paper is in on the conspiracy.
What would YOU have them investigate?
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I’m working on a new RPG campaign where the players are all at least “in the know” about how magic and the supernatural is real.
The high concept is that their job is with a supermarket tabloid. The paper is in on the conspiracy.
What would YOU have them investigate?
The high concept is that their job is with a supermarket tabloid. The paper is in on the conspiracy.
What would YOU have them investigate?
Is it weird that we have a special word for killing somebody by throwing them out of a window?
Is some alien race just staring at a dictionary and shaking their collective heads at “defenestration”?
And is it bad that it shows up in autocorrect?
Is some alien race just staring at a dictionary and shaking their collective heads at “defenestration”?
And is it bad that it shows up in autocorrect?
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Is it weird that we have a special word for killing somebody by throwing them out of a window?
Is some alien race just staring at a dictionary and shaking their collective heads at “defenestration”?
And is it bad that it shows up in autocorrect?
Is some alien race just staring at a dictionary and shaking their collective heads at “defenestration”?
And is it bad that it shows up in autocorrect?
Working on the pre-dinner menu for Thanksgiving..
It’s a ginger beer float made with cranberry sorbet. We’re calling it “Cranberry Yaaas” with a nod to @janelleshane.com
The thing about cranberry sorbet is that you have to make it yourself. You just can’t find it in a second hand store…
It’s a ginger beer float made with cranberry sorbet. We’re calling it “Cranberry Yaaas” with a nod to @janelleshane.com
The thing about cranberry sorbet is that you have to make it yourself. You just can’t find it in a second hand store…
November 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Working on the pre-dinner menu for Thanksgiving..
It’s a ginger beer float made with cranberry sorbet. We’re calling it “Cranberry Yaaas” with a nod to @janelleshane.com
The thing about cranberry sorbet is that you have to make it yourself. You just can’t find it in a second hand store…
It’s a ginger beer float made with cranberry sorbet. We’re calling it “Cranberry Yaaas” with a nod to @janelleshane.com
The thing about cranberry sorbet is that you have to make it yourself. You just can’t find it in a second hand store…
Wee kitten is infuriated by socks. She’s getting a bit heavier but she’ll still latch on and cling tightly when you try to lift your foot up and away.
November 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Wee kitten is infuriated by socks. She’s getting a bit heavier but she’ll still latch on and cling tightly when you try to lift your foot up and away.
I have added
The diced tomatoes
Which were under
The kitchen island
And which you
Were probably saving
For a future
Where I would not
Use them in a
20th century modern
Poetry parody.
Forgive me.
They were so canned.
And so convenient.
The diced tomatoes
Which were under
The kitchen island
And which you
Were probably saving
For a future
Where I would not
Use them in a
20th century modern
Poetry parody.
Forgive me.
They were so canned.
And so convenient.
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I have added
The diced tomatoes
Which were under
The kitchen island
And which you
Were probably saving
For a future
Where I would not
Use them in a
20th century modern
Poetry parody.
Forgive me.
They were so canned.
And so convenient.
The diced tomatoes
Which were under
The kitchen island
And which you
Were probably saving
For a future
Where I would not
Use them in a
20th century modern
Poetry parody.
Forgive me.
They were so canned.
And so convenient.
All the effort and expense of finding the perfect catnip toy is worth nothing in comparison to the plastic ring from a jug of milk.
November 18, 2025 at 12:06 PM
All the effort and expense of finding the perfect catnip toy is worth nothing in comparison to the plastic ring from a jug of milk.
Loves the skritches, hates the thumbs.
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Loves the skritches, hates the thumbs.