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MattQuirk
@mattquirk.bsky.social
The guy with the Voice. Cooks, runs games, does art and video. Sometimes has cat pics. Sometimes posts pictures of pocket handkerchief folds. #pocketfold
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
a man in a judge 's robe says " did you say " youts "
Alt: Fred Gwynn as the judge in “My Cousin Vinny” asks: "Did you say ‘youts’?”
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December 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
We’ve got this frog’s cousin! We call it “Sad Frog.”
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
If it’s a rewatching, turn on the director comment track. Peter Delouise is hysterical. “Jack O’Neal, secure heterosexual male, is totally fine letting Colonel Carter take the lead here…”
December 4, 2025 at 12:26 PM
My wife had a Siamese cat. He would howl for every second when we were all in the car. And my parents were eight hours away.

Subsequent cats’ car complaints have been universally greeted by sentiment like “Step it up a couple notches kid! Tycho would be embarrassed by that weak-ass whining.”
December 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Oh, we have so many glass jars.

Right now I have a ~two gallon glass jar full of pickles that I made with fresh cucumbers from my mom’s garden and hot peppers from ours and another similar jar of dry King Arthur flour.
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The peppermint oil is a good one. I know the trick of plugging gaps with steel wool. The big problem we have is that we have been buying staples like rice/beans/pasta/flour when they are on sale and mice chew through the plastic containers we have.
December 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
“Stun Hard”
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Those first three are from a “Merry Christmas” message…
November 30, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I got tagged for ‘Ho’ three times because of a Merry Christmas message.
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I worked for a while as a projectionist. Movie studio logos are a handy tool to make sure you have the right aspect ratio for the movie.

Studio logos are usually a simple geometric shape. When you are setting up focus & the logo looks distorted you can fix the problem before the film runs very far.
November 29, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Sounds like someone threatening a cowboy.
November 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM