The Ultra Vivid Matt Lament
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Some guy who loves Manic Street Preachers, PJ Harvey, the Green Bay Packers, soft pretzels, Dr Pepper, socks, & penguins.
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A disasterclass second quarter
The Packers' TE screens have been great, but the offense needs another lever to pull.
September 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
A disasterclass second quarter
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The Packers are physically incapable of putting a team away.
This is embarrassing.
This is embarrassing.
September 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
The Packers are physically incapable of putting a team away.
This is embarrassing.
This is embarrassing.
I am quickly starting to hate this fucking team.
September 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I am quickly starting to hate this fucking team.
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Calling timeout to to try to score with 40 seconds left when you punted on 4th and 1 from the 50
September 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Calling timeout to to try to score with 40 seconds left when you punted on 4th and 1 from the 50
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The Packers have dominated the first half but haven't been able to quite put away an inferior opponent.
This has been the case in every single game they've played this season.
This has been the case in every single game they've played this season.
September 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
The Packers have dominated the first half but haven't been able to quite put away an inferior opponent.
This has been the case in every single game they've played this season.
This has been the case in every single game they've played this season.
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Gute, confirmed Diet Dr. Pepper guy
September 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Gute, confirmed Diet Dr. Pepper guy
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If Dallas double dips, we all might as well go to bed.
The 3rd quarter dumbassery has started early and it might just be terminal
The 3rd quarter dumbassery has started early and it might just be terminal
September 29, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If Dallas double dips, we all might as well go to bed.
The 3rd quarter dumbassery has started early and it might just be terminal
The 3rd quarter dumbassery has started early and it might just be terminal
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Good thing it's 13-9 instead of 14-7 because the Packers special teams coordinator has compromat on Matt LaFleur.
September 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Good thing it's 13-9 instead of 14-7 because the Packers special teams coordinator has compromat on Matt LaFleur.
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Matt electing to punt both times on the other side of midfield is not going to do anything for the "coaching scared" allegations
September 29, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Matt electing to punt both times on the other side of midfield is not going to do anything for the "coaching scared" allegations
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The interior of this OL not being able to block this Cowboys front is a bad look. They're not very good.
September 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The interior of this OL not being able to block this Cowboys front is a bad look. They're not very good.
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Here’s a novel concept: just run some offense for a while?
September 29, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Here’s a novel concept: just run some offense for a while?
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Stop with the cute shit.
September 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Stop with the cute shit.
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Rich Bissacia I hope a spider crawls into your underpants while you sleep bites out of panic
September 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Rich Bissacia I hope a spider crawls into your underpants while you sleep bites out of panic
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The Packers didn't want to pay Darren Rizzi when LaFleur was first hired, and they've had a shitshow of a special teams ever since.
September 29, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The Packers didn't want to pay Darren Rizzi when LaFleur was first hired, and they've had a shitshow of a special teams ever since.
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Ok fine, fire Bisaccia
September 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Ok fine, fire Bisaccia
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The Packers CBs being NAILS this year is such a fun development
September 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The Packers CBs being NAILS this year is such a fun development
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You have twice as much chance to catch a bomb if you have two receivers in the same spot. It’s science.
September 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You have twice as much chance to catch a bomb if you have two receivers in the same spot. It’s science.
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as a christian, one thing i love about trump is that he explicitly rejects the teachings of jesus
September 28, 2025 at 9:55 PM
as a christian, one thing i love about trump is that he explicitly rejects the teachings of jesus
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The Parsons story set to objectively the best rock n roll bridge of all time is cool.
September 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The Parsons story set to objectively the best rock n roll bridge of all time is cool.
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Nightmare game for Jordan Morgan
September 21, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Nightmare game for Jordan Morgan
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Jordan Morgan play slightly better challenge, difficulty impossible
September 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Jordan Morgan play slightly better challenge, difficulty impossible
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Trump had his accounts suspended on January 7, 8, and 9th 2020. WHEN HE WAS STILL PRESIDENT. It was not Joe Biden because Biden was not President.
It says something about Trump’s all-out war on free speech that the New York Times couldn’t find a more credible person than “presidential historian” Craig Shirley to defend it. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/21/u...
September 21, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Trump had his accounts suspended on January 7, 8, and 9th 2020. WHEN HE WAS STILL PRESIDENT. It was not Joe Biden because Biden was not President.
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lol Parsons gets face masked or held by the neck on essentially every play
September 12, 2025 at 3:27 AM
lol Parsons gets face masked or held by the neck on essentially every play
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Jeff Hafley's been a really good hire for the Packers but I'll never get over Matt LaFleur hiring someone who dressed exactly like him
September 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Jeff Hafley's been a really good hire for the Packers but I'll never get over Matt LaFleur hiring someone who dressed exactly like him