The Packer Ranter
@packerranter.bsky.social
Robert Greenfield and Franklin Hillside - A Couple of Packer Fans
he was given time to rethink his decisions…then came the fist clap
got you (it’s longer but who cares you’re here to see caleb go apeshit)
February 13, 2026 at 11:31 PM
he was given time to rethink his decisions…then came the fist clap
Hell yeah! 🥌🇺🇸
February 13, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Hell yeah! 🥌🇺🇸
He’s gotta undo that top button on his shirt. It’s cutting off blood flow to his brain.
February 13, 2026 at 1:16 PM
He’s gotta undo that top button on his shirt. It’s cutting off blood flow to his brain.
Legitimate things are always having to remind everyone that they are legitimate.
Homan: "ICE is a legitimate federal law enforcement agency. We're not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process."
February 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Legitimate things are always having to remind everyone that they are legitimate.
There’s something comforting about the two-person luge.
“Yeah, we might die, but at least we’re going together.” ❤️
“Yeah, we might die, but at least we’re going together.” ❤️
February 11, 2026 at 10:50 PM
There’s something comforting about the two-person luge.
“Yeah, we might die, but at least we’re going together.” ❤️
“Yeah, we might die, but at least we’re going together.” ❤️
“Is there anything more romantic than going down on Valentine’s Day?” -Mark Tauscher
When did you guys start Loveline back up, @jasonjwilde.bsky.social ?
When did you guys start Loveline back up, @jasonjwilde.bsky.social ?
February 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
“Is there anything more romantic than going down on Valentine’s Day?” -Mark Tauscher
When did you guys start Loveline back up, @jasonjwilde.bsky.social ?
When did you guys start Loveline back up, @jasonjwilde.bsky.social ?
Caleb doesn’t come before Jordan in much of anything except the alphabet.
The rest of the concerns highlighted have some validity.
The rest of the concerns highlighted have some validity.
February 10, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Caleb doesn’t come before Jordan in much of anything except the alphabet.
The rest of the concerns highlighted have some validity.
The rest of the concerns highlighted have some validity.
“We could disrupt the lost dog industry.” -A guy trying to hide a massive private surveillance program from absolute morons
February 9, 2026 at 5:28 PM
“We could disrupt the lost dog industry.” -A guy trying to hide a massive private surveillance program from absolute morons
Need Brian Carriveau to break down this shocking development on Railbird Central.
(This bleat is very niche)
(This bleat is very niche)
Apparently the zombocom domain expired yesterday and was presumably bought out by some other jackass who launched this vibe-coded IMPOSTOR
February 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Need Brian Carriveau to break down this shocking development on Railbird Central.
(This bleat is very niche)
(This bleat is very niche)
Packers in first place again
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Packers in first place again
Like before electricity.
Old school NFL football.
February 9, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Like before electricity.
No one?
Fine. I’ll say it. These teams suck.
Fine. I’ll say it. These teams suck.
February 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
No one?
Fine. I’ll say it. These teams suck.
Fine. I’ll say it. These teams suck.
I enjoy the butt the commercial.
More butt commercial.
More butt commercial.
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
I enjoy the butt the commercial.
More butt commercial.
More butt commercial.
Gentle reminder: life-changing inventions don’t need advertising.
February 9, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Gentle reminder: life-changing inventions don’t need advertising.
Ever since the Packers were in the Super Bowl, every single Super Bowl has been worse than the one before it. So that means that every single Super Bowl that I watch, that's the worst Super Bowl since 2011.
February 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
Ever since the Packers were in the Super Bowl, every single Super Bowl has been worse than the one before it. So that means that every single Super Bowl that I watch, that's the worst Super Bowl since 2011.
Play American Idiot
February 8, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Play American Idiot
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is the best Game of Thrones since…well, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (Season 8 Ep 2).
a man in a green cape says " you 'll see " in white letters
ALT: a man in a green cape says " you 'll see " in white letters
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms is the best Game of Thrones since…well, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (Season 8 Ep 2).
You could make a fairly compelling argument that Wisconsin is literally Stout Land.
Former Eagles offensive line coach Jeff Stoutland plans to keep coaching.
Jeff Stoutland retired from the Eagles — but not from coaching
A year after the Eagles won the Super Bowl, fueled by a running game that overpowered opponents, something changed.
www.nbcsports.com
February 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
You could make a fairly compelling argument that Wisconsin is literally Stout Land.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and/or Rambo for the NES.
Masochism.
Masochism.
February 5, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and/or Rambo for the NES.
Masochism.
Masochism.
Bluesky is shrinking and transforming into a corn cob
free dril
free dril
February 4, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Bluesky is shrinking and transforming into a corn cob
free dril
free dril
No Super Bowl has being interesting since 2011. Dying institution.
I have an idea to fix it.
I have an idea to fix it.
February 4, 2026 at 4:03 PM
No Super Bowl has being interesting since 2011. Dying institution.
I have an idea to fix it.
I have an idea to fix it.
Everyday something is just a bit worse.
Xfinity has just released its Jurassic Park-themed Super Bowl ad that features a digitally de-aged Sam Neil, Laura Dern, and Jeff Goldblum. https://bit.ly/4rmRhrK
February 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Everyday something is just a bit worse.
Didn’t get into the Hall, but got into the Epstein files. (h/t @babski.bsky.social)
Big week!
I am once again reminding everyone that I am the only good Owner.
Big week!
I am once again reminding everyone that I am the only good Owner.
February 3, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Didn’t get into the Hall, but got into the Epstein files. (h/t @babski.bsky.social)
Big week!
I am once again reminding everyone that I am the only good Owner.
Big week!
I am once again reminding everyone that I am the only good Owner.
DO THE MEASLES MAKE US WORK BETTER, DOCTOR?
DO THEY? DO THEY OZ?!
DO THEY? DO THEY OZ?!
Dr Oz: "If we could get the average American to start working a year earlier, right out of high school, or a year later -- not retire -- or work better during their lifetime because they're healthy, it would generate about $3 trillion to the US economy. That would more than remove the debt."
February 3, 2026 at 12:29 PM
DO THE MEASLES MAKE US WORK BETTER, DOCTOR?
DO THEY? DO THEY OZ?!
DO THEY? DO THEY OZ?!