Matthew Kane
@matthewkane.bsky.social
I tried writing screenplays and I’m a big fan of those who do. What I actually do well is write software.
I don’t think there is another photo you can find of Spike Lee bareheaded and in a plain gray suit. Who says the Pope can’t perform miracles?
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
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November 16, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I don’t think there is another photo you can find of Spike Lee bareheaded and in a plain gray suit. Who says the Pope can’t perform miracles?
I really don’t think “it’s hypocritical to attack some hatred but not others, all hatred should be acceptable” is a good argument.
Nick Fuentes, who has praised Hitler and is openly antisemitic, says Republicans are hypocrites for “tolerating cruelty and abuse” toward Muslims, Black people, and other minorities while drawing the line at antisemitism. He argues his own politics are simply the logical end point of that bigotry...
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I really don’t think “it’s hypocritical to attack some hatred but not others, all hatred should be acceptable” is a good argument.
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I am fourteen going on fifteen
Innocent as a rose
Pedophile pesters, creepy molesters
What do I know of those?
Totally unprepared am I
To face a world of shame
Timid and shy and scared am I
Of things that aren’t my blame
I had a creep, older, not wiser
'Cause Megyn Kelly said I'm fair game
Innocent as a rose
Pedophile pesters, creepy molesters
What do I know of those?
Totally unprepared am I
To face a world of shame
Timid and shy and scared am I
Of things that aren’t my blame
I had a creep, older, not wiser
'Cause Megyn Kelly said I'm fair game
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I am fourteen going on fifteen
Innocent as a rose
Pedophile pesters, creepy molesters
What do I know of those?
Totally unprepared am I
To face a world of shame
Timid and shy and scared am I
Of things that aren’t my blame
I had a creep, older, not wiser
'Cause Megyn Kelly said I'm fair game
Innocent as a rose
Pedophile pesters, creepy molesters
What do I know of those?
Totally unprepared am I
To face a world of shame
Timid and shy and scared am I
Of things that aren’t my blame
I had a creep, older, not wiser
'Cause Megyn Kelly said I'm fair game
Occam’s Razor suggests the actual problem was opening Running Man one week after Predator: Badlands because nobody expected P:B to be such a big hit. Both films got hurt by that. I don’t blame anybody. It was unforeseeable. Sometimes sensible decisions have bad outcomes.
“Well, there goes that dream,” says all of those invested in the ‘Glen Powell is the next Tom Cruise!’ narrative.
Friday Box Office: 'Running Man' Flops With $6.5M Friday as ''Predator' Plummets 73%
“Well, there goes that dream,” says all of those invested in the entire industry and media-generated ‘Glen Powell is the next Tom Cruise’ narrative.
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November 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Occam’s Razor suggests the actual problem was opening Running Man one week after Predator: Badlands because nobody expected P:B to be such a big hit. Both films got hurt by that. I don’t blame anybody. It was unforeseeable. Sometimes sensible decisions have bad outcomes.
#ShabbatShalom I’m staying home tomorrow instead of going to shul because:
1) I don’t like walking in the rain
2) My wife is making cholent
3) The rabbis are away at the Kinnus haShluchim
4) I don’t like walking in the rain
1) I don’t like walking in the rain
2) My wife is making cholent
3) The rabbis are away at the Kinnus haShluchim
4) I don’t like walking in the rain
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
#ShabbatShalom I’m staying home tomorrow instead of going to shul because:
1) I don’t like walking in the rain
2) My wife is making cholent
3) The rabbis are away at the Kinnus haShluchim
4) I don’t like walking in the rain
1) I don’t like walking in the rain
2) My wife is making cholent
3) The rabbis are away at the Kinnus haShluchim
4) I don’t like walking in the rain
🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨
It’s RAINING in Southern California! Gather the animals and get them on the ark!
It’s RAINING in Southern California! Gather the animals and get them on the ark!
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨
It’s RAINING in Southern California! Gather the animals and get them on the ark!
It’s RAINING in Southern California! Gather the animals and get them on the ark!
Mic drop
Sure, you'll sometimes see a racist judging a pedophile, or vice versa. But to these guys, human beings that can't enrich or benefit them literally don't matter at all. And when you see 99% of the world as NPCs, you don't care if someone else hurts them in a different way than you like to.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Mic drop
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These emails just confirm to me that this country was built on exploitation, murder, and rape, and it never really stopped.
You want me to be patriotic for that? Go to hell. I'd eat marshmallows roasted off a burning flag if all the fire prevention chemicals didn't make the 'mallows taste funny.
You want me to be patriotic for that? Go to hell. I'd eat marshmallows roasted off a burning flag if all the fire prevention chemicals didn't make the 'mallows taste funny.
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
These emails just confirm to me that this country was built on exploitation, murder, and rape, and it never really stopped.
You want me to be patriotic for that? Go to hell. I'd eat marshmallows roasted off a burning flag if all the fire prevention chemicals didn't make the 'mallows taste funny.
You want me to be patriotic for that? Go to hell. I'd eat marshmallows roasted off a burning flag if all the fire prevention chemicals didn't make the 'mallows taste funny.
I saw a Reuters headline that referred to the “Civil Rights Era.” It was an era? Like something we did for a while and then we moved on and we don’t do that anymore? Eras are temporary and if rights are temporary they aren’t rights.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I saw a Reuters headline that referred to the “Civil Rights Era.” It was an era? Like something we did for a while and then we moved on and we don’t do that anymore? Eras are temporary and if rights are temporary they aren’t rights.
In all of history, when someone has been good to you and then people come along and tell you that he’s hurt other people and now you need to turn on him so he can be punished and he won’t be able to be good to you anymore, it’s pretty rare to do the right thing and not act in your own interest.
November 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
In all of history, when someone has been good to you and then people come along and tell you that he’s hurt other people and now you need to turn on him so he can be punished and he won’t be able to be good to you anymore, it’s pretty rare to do the right thing and not act in your own interest.
If Jay Leno were still hosting the Tonight Show:
Kim Kardashian said she did not pass the bar. That’s right. They had two-for-one well drinks for Happy Hour and she couldn’t pass that up.
Kim Kardashian said she did not pass the bar. That’s right. They had two-for-one well drinks for Happy Hour and she couldn’t pass that up.
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
If Jay Leno were still hosting the Tonight Show:
Kim Kardashian said she did not pass the bar. That’s right. They had two-for-one well drinks for Happy Hour and she couldn’t pass that up.
Kim Kardashian said she did not pass the bar. That’s right. They had two-for-one well drinks for Happy Hour and she couldn’t pass that up.
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New Yorker cartoons don’t miss.
November 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
New Yorker cartoons don’t miss.
How long until Schumer realizes it’s over? Half a Biden? A full Biden? Two Bidens? Two Bidens and a Scaramucci?
November 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
How long until Schumer realizes it’s over? Half a Biden? A full Biden? Two Bidens? Two Bidens and a Scaramucci?
Shabbos is coming in awfully early now that DST is over. As the hipsters of my generation used to say, see you on the flip side. #ShabbatShalom
November 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Shabbos is coming in awfully early now that DST is over. As the hipsters of my generation used to say, see you on the flip side. #ShabbatShalom
For some reason, our cat kept a low profile today. #NationalCatDay
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 AM
For some reason, our cat kept a low profile today. #NationalCatDay
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor moves to Beverly Hills-adjacent and now he’s…
The Former Prince of Bel-Air.
We’ll laugh at the trials of a former royal turned registered sex offender navigating life in a new neighborhood far from the home he knew.
The Former Prince of Bel-Air.
We’ll laugh at the trials of a former royal turned registered sex offender navigating life in a new neighborhood far from the home he knew.
October 31, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Andrew Mountbatten Windsor moves to Beverly Hills-adjacent and now he’s…
The Former Prince of Bel-Air.
We’ll laugh at the trials of a former royal turned registered sex offender navigating life in a new neighborhood far from the home he knew.
The Former Prince of Bel-Air.
We’ll laugh at the trials of a former royal turned registered sex offender navigating life in a new neighborhood far from the home he knew.
This was me to GitHub Copilot today. I literally told it, “Fuck you. I can do this faster and better without your ‘help.’ Go away.” And it slinked away with its tail between its legs.
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This was me to GitHub Copilot today. I literally told it, “Fuck you. I can do this faster and better without your ‘help.’ Go away.” And it slinked away with its tail between its legs.
#ShabbatShalom Read the text. Noah’s Ark did not have a deck. It did not have a mast. It did not have a rudder. The stem and stern were identical because it was not meant to be sailed in any particular direction. It just floated for an entire year. Ignore the illustrations you’ve seen all your life.
October 25, 2025 at 12:48 AM
#ShabbatShalom Read the text. Noah’s Ark did not have a deck. It did not have a mast. It did not have a rudder. The stem and stern were identical because it was not meant to be sailed in any particular direction. It just floated for an entire year. Ignore the illustrations you’ve seen all your life.
Live from the White House, it’s Dancing With the GOP Stars!
Maybe this is obvious to everyone but…why does the White House need a ballroom? It has enough space for state dinners, no? Is this for dances? Weddings? Storing classified documents?
Just confused so the reason would be helpful thx
Just confused so the reason would be helpful thx
October 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Live from the White House, it’s Dancing With the GOP Stars!
Time to say #ShabbatShalom. There isn’t a #NoKings protest within walking distance and certainly not within our community’s eruv, so I wouldn’t be able to carry a sign. If they ever have one not on Shabbos, I could join you in person, but you go and have me in mind.
October 18, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Time to say #ShabbatShalom. There isn’t a #NoKings protest within walking distance and certainly not within our community’s eruv, so I wouldn’t be able to carry a sign. If they ever have one not on Shabbos, I could join you in person, but you go and have me in mind.
As someone who was at ground zero of the 2008 mortgage meltdown, this thing with regional banks seeing unexpected losses from bad loans looks alarmingly familiar.
October 17, 2025 at 6:43 PM
As someone who was at ground zero of the 2008 mortgage meltdown, this thing with regional banks seeing unexpected losses from bad loans looks alarmingly familiar.
Time to go offline for two days and celebrate the greatest gift in the history of mankind. Happy #SimchatTorah
October 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Time to go offline for two days and celebrate the greatest gift in the history of mankind. Happy #SimchatTorah
In this crazy, mixed up world, I’m glad I have 25 hours to step away from the madness that reaches out from the internet to amplify my anxiety. #ShabbatShalom If you’re looking for me, I’ll be in my sukkah.
October 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
In this crazy, mixed up world, I’m glad I have 25 hours to step away from the madness that reaches out from the internet to amplify my anxiety. #ShabbatShalom If you’re looking for me, I’ll be in my sukkah.