Stanley Newton
@matthewgfunk.bsky.social
PNW. Lover of comedy, sports, and the outdoors. He/Him.
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I stand with PBS.
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
September 18, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I stand with PBS.
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
I stand with NPR.
I stand with Stephen Colbert.
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
I stand with the First Amendment.
PERIOD.*
*Also #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files
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Don't assume maximalist outcomes for the Trump administration. That's a form of psychological surrender. We should attempt to exploit every stumble, failure, and misstep, and there will be stumbles, failures, and missteps.
December 9, 2024 at 2:58 AM
Don't assume maximalist outcomes for the Trump administration. That's a form of psychological surrender. We should attempt to exploit every stumble, failure, and misstep, and there will be stumbles, failures, and missteps.
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Season Premiere January 20th: “Full White House” (h/t @jimmykimmel.bsky.social )
November 22, 2024 at 4:13 PM
Season Premiere January 20th: “Full White House” (h/t @jimmykimmel.bsky.social )
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Walking around my house, looking at my phone muttering “don’t love that” over and over
November 13, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Walking around my house, looking at my phone muttering “don’t love that” over and over
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Meanwhile. Elsewhere...
February 9, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Meanwhile. Elsewhere...
🎯
this is the absolute truth in my experience
This is corny, but: I find that the more compassion you have for yourself, the more you can have for other people, and vice versa. When the only two categories you have for your own behavior are Perfect Misunderstood Genius or Total Piece of Shit, that's going to be how you see other people, too.
November 17, 2023 at 9:18 PM
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Maturity is living a private life others don't understand and letting them assume what they want without oversharing and explaining yourself. A person who is okay with being misunderstood is a powerful person.
November 14, 2023 at 9:12 PM
Maturity is living a private life others don't understand and letting them assume what they want without oversharing and explaining yourself. A person who is okay with being misunderstood is a powerful person.
Nirvana Nevermind
November 8, 2023 at 6:46 PM
Nirvana Nevermind
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yo I don’t mean to alarm anyone but i’m starting to think we’re in the bad place
October 17, 2023 at 6:29 PM
yo I don’t mean to alarm anyone but i’m starting to think we’re in the bad place
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Over there sits your childhood stuffed animal slowly losing atoms to chaos. Piece by piece he says goodbye. Piece by piece you join him.
May 17, 2023 at 7:35 PM
Over there sits your childhood stuffed animal slowly losing atoms to chaos. Piece by piece he says goodbye. Piece by piece you join him.
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ALF 2024
October 1, 2023 at 1:08 AM
ALF 2024
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bluesky is like if an app was gay
August 23, 2023 at 3:40 AM
bluesky is like if an app was gay
"If peeing your pants is cool, then I'm Miles Davis"
You ain’t cool unless you pee your pants!
normalize pissing yourself
September 5, 2023 at 5:07 PM
"If peeing your pants is cool, then I'm Miles Davis"
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If it needs to be said:
No bigots
No TERFs
No misogyny
No transphobia
No anti-Blackness
No fatphobia
Yes queer joy
Yes BIPOC excellence
Yes sex workers
Yes body neutrality
Yes to consensual flirtation
No bigots
No TERFs
No misogyny
No transphobia
No anti-Blackness
No fatphobia
Yes queer joy
Yes BIPOC excellence
Yes sex workers
Yes body neutrality
Yes to consensual flirtation
August 22, 2023 at 2:53 AM
If it needs to be said:
No bigots
No TERFs
No misogyny
No transphobia
No anti-Blackness
No fatphobia
Yes queer joy
Yes BIPOC excellence
Yes sex workers
Yes body neutrality
Yes to consensual flirtation
No bigots
No TERFs
No misogyny
No transphobia
No anti-Blackness
No fatphobia
Yes queer joy
Yes BIPOC excellence
Yes sex workers
Yes body neutrality
Yes to consensual flirtation
Enjoying my time on Blue Sky. Deleted X without looking back and no regrets. This is the way 😀
August 21, 2023 at 5:15 PM
Enjoying my time on Blue Sky. Deleted X without looking back and no regrets. This is the way 😀