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Matthew Dean
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Most people don’t know this, but I invented untrue bios.
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mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I've never adopted a UI / component library I haven't fully regretted adopting. Especially in the Vue ecosystem; they're all so incredibly awful.
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I guess one upside of this is that you don’t need to acquire any rights right now to use the #1 country song for any purpose. www.newsweek.com/breaking-rus...
The No. 1 country song in America is AI-generated
Breaking Rust, an AI-generated artist, currently has the No. 1 song on Billboard’s "Country Digital Song Sales" chart.
www.newsweek.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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"When your enemy is making one catastrophic mistake after another, interrupt them and save them from any consequences they might face."

–Schumer-Tzu
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Since 1968, CEO pay has exploded while worker pay has remained stagnant. If worker pay grew at the same pace as CEO pay, today’s typical worker would make $431.80 per HOUR.

Instead, today’s typical worker makes $36.49 per hour — while CEOs make 280 times that on average.

The system is rigged.
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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The reason people think the Democratic Party doesn't actually stand for anything is because it doesn't.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Heritage is just cartoonishly evil. Just the worst scum on the face of the planet.
1/ The US Government has quietly removed a memorial to Black soldiers who died in World War II from the Netherlands American Cemetery in Margraten, South Limburg. The move follows a complaint from the right-wing Heritage Foundation to the American Battle Monuments Commission. ⬇️
November 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I nominate @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social to now be called “America’s Mayor”.
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Cuomo: Look, in the heat of battle you say strident things. But elections aside I remain the reasonable, moderate leader you know.

Reporter: But why are you in blackface?

Cuomo: I will ask my lawyer to respond to that

Lawyer: Mr. Cuomo has….okay could you possibly take your hand off of my vulva
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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In Memoriam:

Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
If Chuck Schumer had any balls, he would declare that he is, technically, Antifa.
October 22, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Have any Republican politicians thought about what they’re gonna do when he sends National Guard troops into the Capitol Building?
October 8, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I wonder when Canada will change its asylum rules re: the U.S. 🤔
October 8, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed

student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism

teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Seriously. Fuck these fascists. Join a No Kings protest on October 18 and stand up for our rights and our democracy.
no kings
Seriously. Fuck these fascists. Join a No Kings protest on October 18 and stand up for our rights and our democracy.
wilwheaton.net
October 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane
October 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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AI fans always seem puzzled why some people have a revulsion to AI and one issue is the people in charge of AI are repulsive
September 29, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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So anyway the president of the United States just called for American citizens to be used as target practice for the US military
September 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Exhibit A at The Hague just dropped
Hegseth: "We unleash overwhelming and punishing violence on the enemy. We also don't fight with stupid rules of engagement. We untie the hands of our warfighters to intimidate, demoralize, hunt, and kill the enemies of our country. No more politically correct and overbearing rules of engagement."
September 30, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Little known fact: Democrats would instantly switch party affiliation for a different progressive party that didn’t seem them a billion dumb fucking emails a day.
September 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
The reason I resent it in grocery stores is that it implies that quickly scanning and efficiently packing bags is not a skill at all, and any human can instantly master it with no training. It shits on the workers they have as being essentially worthless.
The real reason people hate self-checkout isn’t the loss of human contact it’s that you pay the same price but do more work, violating our intuitions about fair exchange. It’s like if restaurants charged full price but you had to bus your own table
September 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Colombian president Gustavo Petro just called for an international army to free Palestine

Petro just called out international world leaders on their handwringing over Palestine - and took it one step further...
www.thecanary.co/global/world...
Colombian president Gustavo Petro just called for an international army to free Palestine
Colombian president Gustavo Petro just called out international world leaders on their handwringing over Palestine.
www.thecanary.co
September 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM