Matthew Dean
@matthewdeaners.bsky.social
Most people don’t know this, but I invented untrue bios.
Little known fact: Democrats would instantly switch party affiliation for a different progressive party that didn’t seem them a billion dumb fucking emails a day.
September 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Little known fact: Democrats would instantly switch party affiliation for a different progressive party that didn’t seem them a billion dumb fucking emails a day.
Here’s the character of Hans Landa also having a very civil conversation with a local citizen. It’s the start of something for sure.
September 14, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Here’s the character of Hans Landa also having a very civil conversation with a local citizen. It’s the start of something for sure.
Charlie Kirk was not a good man but some of these hot takes are bonkers
September 12, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Charlie Kirk was not a good man but some of these hot takes are bonkers
This is an insane detail and seems like something you’ll see in a history book someday
September 10, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This is an insane detail and seems like something you’ll see in a history book someday
A picture of the bee going into the billionaire’s mouth
August 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
A picture of the bee going into the billionaire’s mouth
June 25th is National Catfish Day! Here’s a recent photo of me celebrating.
June 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
June 25th is National Catfish Day! Here’s a recent photo of me celebrating.
Btw I spontaneously decided just now in a conversation with my wife that we shall henceforth call BlueSky “Marxist Twitter”.
June 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Btw I spontaneously decided just now in a conversation with my wife that we shall henceforth call BlueSky “Marxist Twitter”.
What a time to be alive.
May 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
What a time to be alive.
The frak does this mean??
April 8, 2025 at 4:04 PM
The frak does this mean??
