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Why do birds,
suddenly appear,
every time,
you are near?
Just like me,
you seem to be,
made of seeds.
January 5, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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Old Friends.

#caricature #art
July 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Oh, the grand old duke of york
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July 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Life is like a box of wine, you never how much you have left.
July 14, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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What a disappointment after spending all that money.
July 14, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Town of Cobalt
Yvonne McKague Housser
c. 1935
June 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Visited Debenham's store where Ann purchased a very smart hat for a wedding in September. A real Paris model. Now we are off to Beachy Head for a blow.
June 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Confuse a crocodile by telling it you’ll see it later.
June 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I keep forgetting to come over here. I’m forgetful like that.
May 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Blimey though eh
May 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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“Saw a museum exhibition of nudes in London yesterday.”
“Really? The V & A?”
“Yep, some boobs and balls too”.
May 22, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Pete Shelley should have been 70 today.

RIP The Great Punk Poet of the Broken Heart.
April 17, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Some absolutely life-affirming architecture here. It's from a PROPER century too, not this privatised, willowy, cheapskate pretend one.
This was fun to do
C20's Chair, @hughpearman.bsky.social, recently met up with Thomas Heatherwick to discuss the Humanise campaign with its criticism of ‘boring’ post-war buildings.

Could they agree to disagree? Read our joint list of eleven post-war buildings that people love ❤️

c20society.org.uk/2025/04/15/e...
April 16, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, except those with the wrong current or expected beliefs.
April 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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4 tonnes of grain is required to get 250kg of cow flesh.
But how much does 250kg of the all beef from 1 cow feed?
April 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
With the odd exception I prefer you lot.
April 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I'm sure there's one of you out there that can slay this
bluesky is hiring a senior comms manager

if you get the internet, media x tech, and understand bluesky’s mission as an open network, i encourage you to apply — even if you have no “traditional” comms experience (in fact, even more so!)

job posting:
Bluesky Jobs
Bluesky Jobs
jobs.gem.com
April 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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"I'm a fun guy."
Badger badger badger badger……..
April 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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I see it's #portfolioday, so here are some of my fine-art caricatures on canvas. I'm open for commissions, so give me a poke if you'd like to discuss.
April 8, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Willy De Houelle has joined the recent victims of British horse racing. They broke their neck at Aintree on the 3rd of April 💔

#YouBetTheyDie 🏇
April 3, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Raise your left hand if you’re a genius.
April 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Indiana Jones and The Forgetting Her Birthday
March 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I’d like to announce the following venues for my book tour. apple.news/AxnQS926yRZO...
Map reveals the unexpected UK towns that buy the biggest dildos — Metro
Residents of one sleepy city receive larger packages than anyone else.
apple.news
March 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
If I ever get a car turntable I’d paint two washing machines brown and put them either side I mean why not.
March 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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1/2 The exceptional Macro in Monterrey by Ricardo Legoretta, 1991
March 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM