Matt Emmert
@mattemmert.bsky.social
Soccer coach, coach educator, technical director. USSF A, FAW C, MBP Master's in High Performance Football. I strive to simplify the complex and make it actionable at all levels of the sport.
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THIERRY HENRY ON WHAT MAKES A GOOD STRIKER 🚀
Thanks to Visa and Marriott Bonvoy for making this conversation happen
Thanks to Visa and Marriott Bonvoy for making this conversation happen
July 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
THIERRY HENRY ON WHAT MAKES A GOOD STRIKER 🚀
Thanks to Visa and Marriott Bonvoy for making this conversation happen
Thanks to Visa and Marriott Bonvoy for making this conversation happen
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In general it’s fine to post “we’re fucked” on your own account because you might feel that way and it might be therapeutic to say how bad everything is, but it’s not fine to reply “we’re fucked” to everyone and everything because that might not be what other people need to hear all the time
July 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
In general it’s fine to post “we’re fucked” on your own account because you might feel that way and it might be therapeutic to say how bad everything is, but it’s not fine to reply “we’re fucked” to everyone and everything because that might not be what other people need to hear all the time
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Good night, Bluesky
July 2, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Good night, Bluesky
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On Friday night, we walked the length of Manhattan, from Inwood Hill to Battery Park.
New Yorkers deserve a Mayor they can see, hear, even yell at. The city is in the streets.
New Yorkers deserve a Mayor they can see, hear, even yell at. The city is in the streets.
June 23, 2025 at 3:06 PM
On Friday night, we walked the length of Manhattan, from Inwood Hill to Battery Park.
New Yorkers deserve a Mayor they can see, hear, even yell at. The city is in the streets.
New Yorkers deserve a Mayor they can see, hear, even yell at. The city is in the streets.
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My biggest WTF nowadays is why so many men are out here yelling I GET NO PUSSY at the loudest volumes and like on social media and on TV and in the paper.
Trust me. We know. This is not and should not be a point of pride. Having no game and telling everyone is not good.
Trust me. We know. This is not and should not be a point of pride. Having no game and telling everyone is not good.
Fascinating reading stuff like this by right-wing pubs (this one written by a guy who has "two AI girlfriends") because it's the same thing every time: people were mean to me for exhibiting loser behavior, please don't look at the actual usage stats.
June 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
My biggest WTF nowadays is why so many men are out here yelling I GET NO PUSSY at the loudest volumes and like on social media and on TV and in the paper.
Trust me. We know. This is not and should not be a point of pride. Having no game and telling everyone is not good.
Trust me. We know. This is not and should not be a point of pride. Having no game and telling everyone is not good.
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This immigration monologue by Joe Rogan.
June 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
This immigration monologue by Joe Rogan.
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BREAKING: In an epic trolling, California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office posted a video of Emperor Palpatine reciting Donald Trump’s Truth Social post about L.A.
Let’s blast this to “space!”
Let’s blast this to “space!”
June 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
BREAKING: In an epic trolling, California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office posted a video of Emperor Palpatine reciting Donald Trump’s Truth Social post about L.A.
Let’s blast this to “space!”
Let’s blast this to “space!”
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Didn't think that this all time great Wilshere moment would ever be matched; however, Katie McCabe understood the assignment. 🤌🏾
(Note: look at how much Mikel is enjoying this! 🤗 "...but I said, F**k off, bollocks, you're ac**t, you're ac**t!" 🤣😭)
(Note: look at how much Mikel is enjoying this! 🤗 "...but I said, F**k off, bollocks, you're ac**t, you're ac**t!" 🤣😭)
May 27, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Didn't think that this all time great Wilshere moment would ever be matched; however, Katie McCabe understood the assignment. 🤌🏾
(Note: look at how much Mikel is enjoying this! 🤗 "...but I said, F**k off, bollocks, you're ac**t, you're ac**t!" 🤣😭)
(Note: look at how much Mikel is enjoying this! 🤗 "...but I said, F**k off, bollocks, you're ac**t, you're ac**t!" 🤣😭)
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Pleased for Palace. Pleased for Eddie. Pleased for Wrighty. And pleased for @garytaphouse.bsky.social
May 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Pleased for Palace. Pleased for Eddie. Pleased for Wrighty. And pleased for @garytaphouse.bsky.social
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Crystal Palace have done it. They have won their first ever major trophy.
Oliver Glasner's side beat Manchester City 1-0 in the FA Cup final at Wembley.
Selhurst Park's immortals.
#FACupFinal
Oliver Glasner's side beat Manchester City 1-0 in the FA Cup final at Wembley.
Selhurst Park's immortals.
#FACupFinal
May 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Crystal Palace have done it. They have won their first ever major trophy.
Oliver Glasner's side beat Manchester City 1-0 in the FA Cup final at Wembley.
Selhurst Park's immortals.
#FACupFinal
Oliver Glasner's side beat Manchester City 1-0 in the FA Cup final at Wembley.
Selhurst Park's immortals.
#FACupFinal
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Are you kidding me? 86 means you're tossing someone from the bar or if you're back of the house it means you're out of something, but I'm gonna need some context about this also being slang for killing someone because I've never heard it
Trump officials accused former FBI director James B. Comey of threatening President Donald Trump after Comey posted a picture of seashells on a beach arranged to spell out “86 47.” Trump is the 47th president; “86” can mean banning or removing someone, but it can also be slang for killing a person.
Comey under investigation for ‘threat’ to Trump on social media, officials say
The Trump administration accused the former FBI director of insinuating a call to violence in his Instagram post, which he denied.
wapo.st
May 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Are you kidding me? 86 means you're tossing someone from the bar or if you're back of the house it means you're out of something, but I'm gonna need some context about this also being slang for killing someone because I've never heard it
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This kid runs circles around the reporter
May 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This kid runs circles around the reporter
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Criticizing the pope for "suicidal empathy."
Yeah, man, Christ definitely said there should be limits to our empathy. You fucking nailed it.
Yeah, man, Christ definitely said there should be limits to our empathy. You fucking nailed it.
May 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Criticizing the pope for "suicidal empathy."
Yeah, man, Christ definitely said there should be limits to our empathy. You fucking nailed it.
Yeah, man, Christ definitely said there should be limits to our empathy. You fucking nailed it.
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unstated by Dimon but this is as much about why they were so desperate to crush the booming Biden-era labor market. Desperate to end the "perk" of WFH but they couldn't while employees were hard to hire and could leave for better jobs. Now that the labor market is frozen up, the chains tighten
I enjoy the implication by Dimon that this wasn't happening before WFH which uhhhhhhhh was not my experience
nymag.com/intelligence...
nymag.com/intelligence...
May 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
unstated by Dimon but this is as much about why they were so desperate to crush the booming Biden-era labor market. Desperate to end the "perk" of WFH but they couldn't while employees were hard to hire and could leave for better jobs. Now that the labor market is frozen up, the chains tighten
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*me, lying facedown on the bed, yelling into the mattress:
"WHY DO THOSE OF US WHO DIDN'T FUCK AROUND ALSO HAVE TO FIND OUT"
"WHY DO THOSE OF US WHO DIDN'T FUCK AROUND ALSO HAVE TO FIND OUT"
May 5, 2025 at 5:13 AM
*me, lying facedown on the bed, yelling into the mattress:
"WHY DO THOSE OF US WHO DIDN'T FUCK AROUND ALSO HAVE TO FIND OUT"
"WHY DO THOSE OF US WHO DIDN'T FUCK AROUND ALSO HAVE TO FIND OUT"
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People calling him the Woke Pope and he was like fuck yeah on the way to the grave
The final honor guard for Pope Francis included migrants, prisoners, transgender people, the homeless and others selected by the Vicariate of Rome as a symbol of the late pope’s mission of inclusion and outreach.
Read more from the funeral: wapo.st/3YdDGqM
Read more from the funeral: wapo.st/3YdDGqM
April 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
People calling him the Woke Pope and he was like fuck yeah on the way to the grave
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“The wife of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was mistakenly deported to El Salvador by the Trump administration, was forced to move to a safe house with her children after the government **posted their home address** to social media.” 4/23/25 newrepublic.com/post/194289/...
Abrego Garcia’s Wife Forced to Go Into Hiding Thanks to DHS Slip-Up
Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s wife says she fears for her safety since the Trump administration deported him to a prison in El Salvador.
newrepublic.com
April 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“The wife of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, who was mistakenly deported to El Salvador by the Trump administration, was forced to move to a safe house with her children after the government **posted their home address** to social media.” 4/23/25 newrepublic.com/post/194289/...
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Frost: You want to talk about courts but the highest court in the land told Donald Trump what to do. Facilitate him coming back to the country. And guess what they did? They flipped the bird to the supreme court. That is not the rule of law
April 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Frost: You want to talk about courts but the highest court in the land told Donald Trump what to do. Facilitate him coming back to the country. And guess what they did? They flipped the bird to the supreme court. That is not the rule of law
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two things that bear repeating:
- we're still not even past the first 100 days
- the tariffs have only just this week started to nibble, there are a lot of very big bites coming, and they're coming soon
- we're still not even past the first 100 days
- the tariffs have only just this week started to nibble, there are a lot of very big bites coming, and they're coming soon
Over on Xitter, James Lindsay and Curtis Yarvin are currently in a competition to be more anti-Trump.
Panic is legit setting in among the intellectual (for lack of a better word) fellow travelers.
Panic is legit setting in among the intellectual (for lack of a better word) fellow travelers.
like, if you're losing conservatives as (relatively) diverse as ed whelan and david brooks and paul graham, you're not just taking flesh wounds, you're bleeding out
April 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
two things that bear repeating:
- we're still not even past the first 100 days
- the tariffs have only just this week started to nibble, there are a lot of very big bites coming, and they're coming soon
- we're still not even past the first 100 days
- the tariffs have only just this week started to nibble, there are a lot of very big bites coming, and they're coming soon
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Every single senator who voted to confirm Hegseth is equally responsible and owns this. Your confirmation served as a stamp of approval and your judgment shouldn't be trusted. This goes for every failure of any official confirmed by the Senate.
April 20, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Every single senator who voted to confirm Hegseth is equally responsible and owns this. Your confirmation served as a stamp of approval and your judgment shouldn't be trusted. This goes for every failure of any official confirmed by the Senate.