Matt Daubney
@mattdaubney.bsky.social
Cricket is life 🍐🍐🍐Woke and proud of it, empathy and kindness cost nothing
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A Polish friend of mine learned the only 2 facts about swans any Brit knows, then confused them and, gloriously, *forgot they were about swans*, so one day she told me:
"Did you know that the Queen is the only person in England allowed to break your arm?"
"Did you know that the Queen is the only person in England allowed to break your arm?"
Q Can a swan break your arm?
1) Yes
2) Also yes
1) Yes
2) Also yes
March 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
A Polish friend of mine learned the only 2 facts about swans any Brit knows, then confused them and, gloriously, *forgot they were about swans*, so one day she told me:
"Did you know that the Queen is the only person in England allowed to break your arm?"
"Did you know that the Queen is the only person in England allowed to break your arm?"
America really sucks ass right now, it’s dead to me as a nation, no longer exists
And I now consider all my friends over there to be South Canadian
And I now consider all my friends over there to be South Canadian
March 15, 2025 at 9:15 AM
America really sucks ass right now, it’s dead to me as a nation, no longer exists
And I now consider all my friends over there to be South Canadian
And I now consider all my friends over there to be South Canadian
On a musical nostalgia kick, just bought this in iTunes
Such a massively underrated band
Such a massively underrated band
March 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
On a musical nostalgia kick, just bought this in iTunes
Such a massively underrated band
Such a massively underrated band
Bought a suit, decided it needed a waistcoat and top hat
Top hat arrived today, love it!!
Fourth pic is the paintings behind me on the wall in case anyone wanted to see them in full
Top hat arrived today, love it!!
Fourth pic is the paintings behind me on the wall in case anyone wanted to see them in full
March 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Bought a suit, decided it needed a waistcoat and top hat
Top hat arrived today, love it!!
Fourth pic is the paintings behind me on the wall in case anyone wanted to see them in full
Top hat arrived today, love it!!
Fourth pic is the paintings behind me on the wall in case anyone wanted to see them in full
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Basil and Damian D’Oliveira
The first father and son to score John Player League centuries. Basil in 1973 at Byfleet, Damian in 1985 at New Road.
Surrey bowler Pat Pocock was hit for six during both innings.
#johnplayerleague #sundayleague #cricket #jpl ❤️🏏
The first father and son to score John Player League centuries. Basil in 1973 at Byfleet, Damian in 1985 at New Road.
Surrey bowler Pat Pocock was hit for six during both innings.
#johnplayerleague #sundayleague #cricket #jpl ❤️🏏
March 9, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Basil and Damian D’Oliveira
The first father and son to score John Player League centuries. Basil in 1973 at Byfleet, Damian in 1985 at New Road.
Surrey bowler Pat Pocock was hit for six during both innings.
#johnplayerleague #sundayleague #cricket #jpl ❤️🏏
The first father and son to score John Player League centuries. Basil in 1973 at Byfleet, Damian in 1985 at New Road.
Surrey bowler Pat Pocock was hit for six during both innings.
#johnplayerleague #sundayleague #cricket #jpl ❤️🏏
As it’s Shrove Tuesday I thought I’d share my pancake recipe with you
March 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
As it’s Shrove Tuesday I thought I’d share my pancake recipe with you
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The brilliant Bill Bailey plays the new US anthem - The Tsar Spangled Banner
youtube.com/clip/Ugkx6nS...
youtube.com/clip/Ugkx6nS...
February 27, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The brilliant Bill Bailey plays the new US anthem - The Tsar Spangled Banner
youtube.com/clip/Ugkx6nS...
youtube.com/clip/Ugkx6nS...
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Two photos say it all.
February 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Two photos say it all.
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Ok, we need a new James Bond AND a new Archbishop of Canterbury, and pretty soon it'll be time for another new Willy Wonka and a new Doctor Who. We need to economise. They should all be amalgamated into a single new character called Archdoctor Bondwonka.
February 22, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Ok, we need a new James Bond AND a new Archbishop of Canterbury, and pretty soon it'll be time for another new Willy Wonka and a new Doctor Who. We need to economise. They should all be amalgamated into a single new character called Archdoctor Bondwonka.
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DOGE = Department of Gross Errors
February 21, 2025 at 2:51 PM
DOGE = Department of Gross Errors
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We would *love* to host the TMS team at our match against @icelandcricket.bsky.social in Warsaw in July 🏏
We understand we clash with a Test at Lord's. But we guarantee tastier cakes...
We understand we clash with a Test at Lord's. But we guarantee tastier cakes...
That needs full TMS coverage.
February 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
We would *love* to host the TMS team at our match against @icelandcricket.bsky.social in Warsaw in July 🏏
We understand we clash with a Test at Lord's. But we guarantee tastier cakes...
We understand we clash with a Test at Lord's. But we guarantee tastier cakes...
Not winning an award for wildlife photography anytime soon but saw a barn owl in my way to work this morning
Fourth time I’ve seen one in the space of a week
Fourth time I’ve seen one in the space of a week
February 19, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Not winning an award for wildlife photography anytime soon but saw a barn owl in my way to work this morning
Fourth time I’ve seen one in the space of a week
Fourth time I’ve seen one in the space of a week
That’s dinner cooked, time for cider 🙌🏼
February 14, 2025 at 5:50 PM
That’s dinner cooked, time for cider 🙌🏼
Cashier: “Will that be all?”
Me: “No, I need to buy more stuff. I just wanted to show you what I've got so far.”
Me: “No, I need to buy more stuff. I just wanted to show you what I've got so far.”
February 14, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Cashier: “Will that be all?”
Me: “No, I need to buy more stuff. I just wanted to show you what I've got so far.”
Me: “No, I need to buy more stuff. I just wanted to show you what I've got so far.”
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"You're not the President you need to go away."
Priceless 🤣
Priceless 🤣
February 13, 2025 at 1:05 PM
"You're not the President you need to go away."
Priceless 🤣
Priceless 🤣
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I am pleased to announce my dog has managed find a comfortable spot
February 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I am pleased to announce my dog has managed find a comfortable spot
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Helpful advice for those doing their UK tax returns…
February 3, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Helpful advice for those doing their UK tax returns…
Was very tempted at the charity shop earlier
February 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Was very tempted at the charity shop earlier
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Donold is blaming a plane crash that killed 67 people on “DEI” with zero evidence.
He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.
It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.
He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.
It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.
January 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Donold is blaming a plane crash that killed 67 people on “DEI” with zero evidence.
He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.
It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.
He is attempting to use racism to deflect from the fact it is HIS fault. He had just removed 100 FAA senior officials.
It’s been 11 days and there are 67 bodies in the Potomac in Washington DC because of him.
I’m gonna drive by meme Fb so hard on Saturday
FB jail sucks and FB can suck my salty space cock
FB jail sucks even more when they reinstate your content saying they made a mistake, sorry, but you’re still in FB jail
FB jail sucks even more when they reinstate your content saying they made a mistake, sorry, but you’re still in FB jail
a little boy is looking through a fence with the words staying home above him
ALT: a little boy is looking through a fence with the words staying home above him
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January 30, 2025 at 8:29 AM
I’m gonna drive by meme Fb so hard on Saturday
FB jail sucks and FB can suck my salty space cock
FB jail sucks even more when they reinstate your content saying they made a mistake, sorry, but you’re still in FB jail
FB jail sucks even more when they reinstate your content saying they made a mistake, sorry, but you’re still in FB jail
a little boy is looking through a fence with the words staying home above him
ALT: a little boy is looking through a fence with the words staying home above him
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
FB jail sucks and FB can suck my salty space cock
FB jail sucks even more when they reinstate your content saying they made a mistake, sorry, but you’re still in FB jail
FB jail sucks even more when they reinstate your content saying they made a mistake, sorry, but you’re still in FB jail
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