Fleetwood Mat
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i wish i could still buy things at the prices i used to complain about
January 19, 2026 at 6:28 PM
i wish i could still buy things at the prices i used to complain about
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
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This is Rufus. He cleverly escaped the shelter to run home after being picked up by animal control as a presumed stray. 14/10 a hound Houdini (IG: huntington_cw_animalshelter)
January 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM
This is Rufus. He cleverly escaped the shelter to run home after being picked up by animal control as a presumed stray. 14/10 a hound Houdini (IG: huntington_cw_animalshelter)
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me every single day
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
me every single day
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lemon it’s january 7th
January 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
lemon it’s january 7th
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![Comic. [Comment section on a video. 564 comments, including posts from three different avatars: “Who else is here in 2023?” “Is anyone else watching this in 2017?” “Anyone else here in 2025?”] [caption] For some reason, confused time travelers always try to find each other using YouTube comments.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreia42izz36bkhdteb5743objgf2s3whe3kblmnxnwjvgggtu66ea54@jpeg)
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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Super low hanging safety fruit. US regulators have had a decade plus to get manufacturers to make safe door handles and still they haven’t.
www.autoblog.com/news/china-i...
www.autoblog.com/news/china-i...
China Is Banning Tesla-Style Retractable Door Handles Over Safety Concerns
From 2027, cars sold in China must have manual door releases after electronic handles failing during crashes. Tesla and other brands will need design changes.
www.autoblog.com
December 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Super low hanging safety fruit. US regulators have had a decade plus to get manufacturers to make safe door handles and still they haven’t.
www.autoblog.com/news/china-i...
www.autoblog.com/news/china-i...
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I just woke up from a dream I was a lawyer practicing dog law. To be clear this was not human laws about dogs, but laws made by dogs. My client was dachshund who's dog bed had been moved by husky.
December 26, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I just woke up from a dream I was a lawyer practicing dog law. To be clear this was not human laws about dogs, but laws made by dogs. My client was dachshund who's dog bed had been moved by husky.
ok get lost who cares
Billionaires are considering cutting or reducing their ties to California by the end of the year because of a proposed ballot measure that could tax the state’s wealthiest residents.
A Wealth Tax Floated in California Has Billionaires Thinking of Leaving
It’s uncertain whether the proposal will reach the statewide ballot in November, but some billionaires like Peter Thiel and Larry Page may be unwilling to take the risk.
nyti.ms
December 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
ok get lost who cares
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jacob marley: tonight you will be visited by three ghosts
me: i have work tomorrow
me: i have work tomorrow
December 26, 2024 at 3:22 AM
jacob marley: tonight you will be visited by three ghosts
me: i have work tomorrow
me: i have work tomorrow
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Comics like these are the real reason my kids aren't old enough to read SMBC yet.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/anythi...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/anythi...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Comics like these are the real reason my kids aren't old enough to read SMBC yet.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/anythi...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/anythi...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
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Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
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ever since i was a little boy i knew i wanted to stare at rectangles that make me angry
December 18, 2025 at 6:55 AM
ever since i was a little boy i knew i wanted to stare at rectangles that make me angry
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december is the time for everyone to come together and say “thank god this miserable year is over” knowing full well the next one will be much worse
December 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
december is the time for everyone to come together and say “thank god this miserable year is over” knowing full well the next one will be much worse
john brown's body lies a'molderin in the grave, his soul is marching on
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
john brown's body lies a'molderin in the grave, his soul is marching on
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As we head rapidly to extinction we are still grappling with the great moral debates that have engrossed humanity for millennia. Questions such as , Is genocide good or bad?, Is famine essential?, Do we need more torture?, Can poor people feel pain? Our best minds grappled well but got no medal.
November 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
As we head rapidly to extinction we are still grappling with the great moral debates that have engrossed humanity for millennia. Questions such as , Is genocide good or bad?, Is famine essential?, Do we need more torture?, Can poor people feel pain? Our best minds grappled well but got no medal.
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Anyone who says money can't buy happiness, fuck you. Every problem I have right now could literally be solved with money. And money lets me buy things that make me happy
November 2, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Anyone who says money can't buy happiness, fuck you. Every problem I have right now could literally be solved with money. And money lets me buy things that make me happy
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I hate to be a doomer but the pandemic broke me in this regard I think. After watching like a third of the country proudly say they wouldn't inconvenience themselves even if it cost other people their lives, where do you go from there
October 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I hate to be a doomer but the pandemic broke me in this regard I think. After watching like a third of the country proudly say they wouldn't inconvenience themselves even if it cost other people their lives, where do you go from there
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Tip for young artists: take your own reference photos. My wife is very accommodating 😆
October 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Tip for young artists: take your own reference photos. My wife is very accommodating 😆
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If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
John Brown’s raid on Harpers Ferry began on this day in 1859.
October 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
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glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity
October 8, 2025 at 1:42 AM
glad to be born at a time when i got to see what life was like before the internet and will be dead before AI completely destroys humanity