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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
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Se passar uma lei que acima de 30ºC é feriado, o problema do aquecimento global é resolvido na semana seguinte
December 29, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Se passar uma lei que acima de 30ºC é feriado, o problema do aquecimento global é resolvido na semana seguinte
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when u make a silly joke on this platform
January 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
when u make a silly joke on this platform
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Here’s to 2026
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Here’s to 2026
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Consumer PSA:
A lot of stores will advertise an Xmas tree,
but the package actually *contains* a Ymas tree.
DON'T BE FOOLED.
A lot of stores will advertise an Xmas tree,
but the package actually *contains* a Ymas tree.
DON'T BE FOOLED.
December 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Consumer PSA:
A lot of stores will advertise an Xmas tree,
but the package actually *contains* a Ymas tree.
DON'T BE FOOLED.
A lot of stores will advertise an Xmas tree,
but the package actually *contains* a Ymas tree.
DON'T BE FOOLED.
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Welcome to SURREAL WEEK, where calories don't count, drinking is governed by airport rules, no one cares how you're dressed, and marathoning old movies is the norm. You have until January 5th when doing absolutely fucking nothing becomes embarrassing again. Do nothing with it wisely.
December 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Welcome to SURREAL WEEK, where calories don't count, drinking is governed by airport rules, no one cares how you're dressed, and marathoning old movies is the norm. You have until January 5th when doing absolutely fucking nothing becomes embarrassing again. Do nothing with it wisely.
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e o quarto rei mago trouxe refluxo
December 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
e o quarto rei mago trouxe refluxo
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o supla e o roberto carlos parecendo dois personagens de anime prestes a se enfrentar!!!!!
December 24, 2025 at 2:41 AM
o supla e o roberto carlos parecendo dois personagens de anime prestes a se enfrentar!!!!!
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Best explanation of the liar's dividend that I've ever seen.
December 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Best explanation of the liar's dividend that I've ever seen.
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brigada de incêndio escreve mensagem com fogo em matagal seco pedindo "parem os incêndios"
December 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
brigada de incêndio escreve mensagem com fogo em matagal seco pedindo "parem os incêndios"
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙♀️🎄
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Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Funny animal videos no longer being trustworthy just fucking sucks all around. I love the wonder of animal behavior and what it says about the experience of being alive. It's because it happened in reality that it's so fun. It's not fun if it was just made up. There's no wonder there.
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Eu consumo menos água que o chatgpt e posso te dar respostas erradas igualzinho
December 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Eu consumo menos água que o chatgpt e posso te dar respostas erradas igualzinho
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My response to anything over the next two weeks
December 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My response to anything over the next two weeks
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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Aeee, chegou o Recap do ChatGPT!
"Ao longo de 2025, você consumiu energia o suficiente para alimentar Carapicuíba por 45 anos!
Você absorveu 0 novas informações!
Você produziu 0 coisas de valor!"
"Ao longo de 2025, você consumiu energia o suficiente para alimentar Carapicuíba por 45 anos!
Você absorveu 0 novas informações!
Você produziu 0 coisas de valor!"
December 17, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Aeee, chegou o Recap do ChatGPT!
"Ao longo de 2025, você consumiu energia o suficiente para alimentar Carapicuíba por 45 anos!
Você absorveu 0 novas informações!
Você produziu 0 coisas de valor!"
"Ao longo de 2025, você consumiu energia o suficiente para alimentar Carapicuíba por 45 anos!
Você absorveu 0 novas informações!
Você produziu 0 coisas de valor!"
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My favourite movie line. Thank you Rob Reiner.
December 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
My favourite movie line. Thank you Rob Reiner.