Matt Lawhead
@mateoelfeo.bsky.social
Californian in exile in Virginia.
Embarrassed Virginia Tech fan.
I like gymnastics but I don’t speak it.
Embarrassed Virginia Tech fan.
I like gymnastics but I don’t speak it.
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Lane Kiffin arrives for his plane at the Oxford, MS airport
📹 via @GohLes1 𝕏
📹 via @GohLes1 𝕏
November 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Lane Kiffin arrives for his plane at the Oxford, MS airport
📹 via @GohLes1 𝕏
📹 via @GohLes1 𝕏
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Two Stanford trees are engaged. Check out every picture in this article.
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
Neon spandex, expired Yoo-hoo and IKEA: The greatest college mascot love story
As the Stanford Tree turns 50, the mascot has never had a love story like this.
www.sfgate.com
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Two Stanford trees are engaged. Check out every picture in this article.
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
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For Big Game week between Cal and Stanford I tracked down the anonymous Oski and Stanford Tree who got into a nationally televised brawl on ESPN 30 years ago that required police intervention. The untold story involves 18 beers, suspensions & lots of blood.
My latest:
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
My latest:
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
What really happened the night Oski beat up the Stanford Tree
"I must've been 18 beers deep at that point. I was in big trouble."
www.sfgate.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:28 PM
For Big Game week between Cal and Stanford I tracked down the anonymous Oski and Stanford Tree who got into a nationally televised brawl on ESPN 30 years ago that required police intervention. The untold story involves 18 beers, suspensions & lots of blood.
My latest:
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
My latest:
www.sfgate.com/collegesport...
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But if we assume that they DOUBLED the number from last year, and continued doing that, they'd fill Camping World Stadium in 2039:
November 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
But if we assume that they DOUBLED the number from last year, and continued doing that, they'd fill Camping World Stadium in 2039:
We’ve been denied a masterpiece
Am I a hypocrite for wanting this after giving a hard no to muppet knives out
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 11:10 PM
We’ve been denied a masterpiece
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On this day, 156 years ago, college football was born.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. 🏈🎂
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. 🏈🎂
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
On this day, 156 years ago, college football was born.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. 🏈🎂
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. 🏈🎂
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
October 24, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'
10/10 response, no notes
10/10 response, no notes
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Some stories about my friend Kaleb, on the occasion of his funeral:
channel-6.ghost.io/its-just-dif...
channel-6.ghost.io/its-just-dif...
IT'S JUST DIFFERENT VALLEYS, THAT'S ALL
Kaleb Horton has departed this life, and for those left behind there is nothing that reconciles any part of what’s happened with what should’ve happened. He had a family, grieving now. He had friends,...
channel-6.ghost.io
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Some stories about my friend Kaleb, on the occasion of his funeral:
channel-6.ghost.io/its-just-dif...
channel-6.ghost.io/its-just-dif...
This game is incredible. I just wish I didn’t want both teams to lose.
September 27, 2025 at 2:21 AM
This game is incredible. I just wish I didn’t want both teams to lose.
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Bill Belichick thinks 48-14 is unacceptable. Lucky for him the teams didn’t score one more touchdown each because 55-21 would be a healthy adult relationship.
September 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Bill Belichick thinks 48-14 is unacceptable. Lucky for him the teams didn’t score one more touchdown each because 55-21 would be a healthy adult relationship.
Hokies are terrible once again. At least there was no unnecessary hype this year.
August 31, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Hokies are terrible once again. At least there was no unnecessary hype this year.
This game is an absolute atrocity
August 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
This game is an absolute atrocity
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Give me your favorite Treachery of Images derivative meme. I’ll start.
August 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Give me your favorite Treachery of Images derivative meme. I’ll start.
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It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
August 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
It's Minnesota State Fair time! It's time for Minnesotan folk art! Here, for example, is Saturn Devouring His Corn, in the seed art category!
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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“[T]here's definitely a void in my life where the A's used to be[…] But at 72, I may be too old to establish another true fan relationship these days.”
Is the most succinct and perfect explanation for why this is a tragedy. It made me understand it in a way I hadn’t before. Thank you, Alex’s dad.
Is the most succinct and perfect explanation for why this is a tragedy. It made me understand it in a way I hadn’t before. Thank you, Alex’s dad.
My dad (@rpshephard.bsky.social) talked to the great @hannahrkeyser.bsky.social about his deep love for the Oakland A's and his profound hatred of the man who uprooted them bandwagon.substack.com/p/24-i-do-ho...
#24 "I do hope John Fisher falls in a ditch": We talked to A's fans (and ex-fans)
But still said nice things about an A's player
bandwagon.substack.com
May 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
“[T]here's definitely a void in my life where the A's used to be[…] But at 72, I may be too old to establish another true fan relationship these days.”
Is the most succinct and perfect explanation for why this is a tragedy. It made me understand it in a way I hadn’t before. Thank you, Alex’s dad.
Is the most succinct and perfect explanation for why this is a tragedy. It made me understand it in a way I hadn’t before. Thank you, Alex’s dad.
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The Greatest Spectacle in Racing
6 Wienermobiles Will Race for Glory at the Indy Motor Speedway This Friday
The Wienermobiles, each representing a region of the U.S., will take on the Indy Motor Speedway's banked oval in the first-ever "Wienie 500."
www.thedrive.com
May 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The Greatest Spectacle in Racing
What is the greatest line in cinema?🎥
May 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
What is the greatest line in cinema?🎥
I don’t have a picture of a cat but here’s a picture of the puppy my daughters want to adopt. His name is Chonk.
November 15, 2024 at 6:07 PM
I don’t have a picture of a cat but here’s a picture of the puppy my daughters want to adopt. His name is Chonk.
Sports BlueSky! Quote post with your favorite teams #Sports
NBA: Warriors
NFL: 49ers
NHL: n/a
MLB: Giants
College: Virginia Tech
College Gym: UCLA
WNBA: Aces (Go Liz Kitley!)
F1: Ferrari
NBA: Warriors
NFL: 49ers
NHL: n/a
MLB: Giants
College: Virginia Tech
College Gym: UCLA
WNBA: Aces (Go Liz Kitley!)
F1: Ferrari
Sports BlueSky! Quote post with your favorite teams #Sports
NBA: Knicks
NFL: Bills
NHL: Sabres - I guess
MLB: Red Sox (Polaks for Yaz)
College: Michigan
WNBA: Liberty
F1: McLaren
NBA: Knicks
NFL: Bills
NHL: Sabres - I guess
MLB: Red Sox (Polaks for Yaz)
College: Michigan
WNBA: Liberty
F1: McLaren
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams #Sports
NBA Knicks
NFL: Giants….. idk for how much longer though 🫠🫠🫠
NHL: 🦗🦗🦗
College: 🤷🏾♀️
MLB: Yankees
WNBA:Liberty/Aces/ whatever team Natasha Cloud is on (not PHX though 🫤)
Soccer: …… Team USA
NBA Knicks
NFL: Giants….. idk for how much longer though 🫠🫠🫠
NHL: 🦗🦗🦗
College: 🤷🏾♀️
MLB: Yankees
WNBA:Liberty/Aces/ whatever team Natasha Cloud is on (not PHX though 🫤)
Soccer: …… Team USA
November 15, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Sports BlueSky! Quote post with your favorite teams #Sports
NBA: Warriors
NFL: 49ers
NHL: n/a
MLB: Giants
College: Virginia Tech
College Gym: UCLA
WNBA: Aces (Go Liz Kitley!)
F1: Ferrari
NBA: Warriors
NFL: 49ers
NHL: n/a
MLB: Giants
College: Virginia Tech
College Gym: UCLA
WNBA: Aces (Go Liz Kitley!)
F1: Ferrari