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Matches Malone
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What if all my insecurities kissed?
December 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Tryptophan for my crypto fam
November 28, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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The strike authorization vote has begun!

While voting commences, union baristas are holding 70 rallies and pickets through November 1st. It's time to get serious about finalizing fair contracts, Starbucks.
Baristas are rallying at Starbucks stores across the country this weekend. Here's why
As 70 rallies kick off across the country, unionized baristas say they’re fighting for fair pay and hours—just as fall coffee orders surge.
www.fastcompany.com
October 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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New risograph from Australian illustrator and unionist Sam Wallman in the shop! justseeds.org/product/what...
October 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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love to live in a world where gavin newsom can text me directly on my personal phone inside my house asking me for money because of a donation I made to bernie sanders ten years ago
October 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest
September 12, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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Well, well, well …

Look who made the cover of “John Wayne” magazine. Again.

Better luck next time, Gacy.
September 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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August 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Is it a genocide yet? Anyone know?
August 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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The Times saw the mayor's people handing out bribes in public last month and refused to write about it till after somebody else broke a related story www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/n...
Red Envelopes With Cash Are Changing Hands at Adams Campaign Rallies
www.nytimes.com
August 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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None of this AI shit would be happening if you all had posted this on Facebook like we told you to
August 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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i really think the only reason we haven't created new states — which was a common political tactic in the 19th century, see nevada and the dakotas — is that 50 is a round number
August 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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August 2, 2025 at 5:16 PM
A horny priest named Rev Elations
July 29, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽
July 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
A significant percentage of your high school peers have never had a LinkedIn profile
July 18, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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WE FIXED IT: Obviously our successful rally had an effect on @nydailynews.com management, who felt compelled to “write” an op-ed. Unfortunately it’s full of mischaracterizations and missing key facts. As journalists we couldn’t let that slide, so we got out our red pens…
July 17, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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The purpose of the gig economy is to hinder unionization and striking
July 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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I don’t mean to be controversial but I do think building a robot that says it wants to bring back Hitler is more antisemitic than describing an event where many thousands of people being killed as a genocide
July 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Describing my ideal first date
July 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
No one really talks about how good velixologists eat during Pride
June 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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My biggest fear is that the last shitpost before I die will be my worst
June 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM