Master Skeet 🇵🇸
@masterskeet.bsky.social
They're not posts; they're called SKEETS.
They/Them - if that triggers you please just block me.
They/Them - if that triggers you please just block me.
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KKKopmala SStans love all war criminals, except Bad Orange Man >:(
November 20, 2024 at 6:48 PM
KKKopmala SStans love all war criminals, except Bad Orange Man >:(
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i haven't tried to check, but if she doesn't threaten to kill herself if you dump her the devs are cowards
March 11, 2024 at 9:34 PM
i haven't tried to check, but if she doesn't threaten to kill herself if you dump her the devs are cowards
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*singing like the We Didn't Start The Fire billy joel dude*
Gonzo Jello, Corn Dad, Pope Hat, Bean Girl, Juicy Jae, ACAB DRIL, Professor Skeet,
WE DIDN'T SKEET THE BLUE SKY
IT WAS ALWAYS SKEETING
SINCE THE SITE WAS RUNNING
Gonzo Jello, Corn Dad, Pope Hat, Bean Girl, Juicy Jae, ACAB DRIL, Professor Skeet,
WE DIDN'T SKEET THE BLUE SKY
IT WAS ALWAYS SKEETING
SINCE THE SITE WAS RUNNING
I can't believe this place, with its own culture and cast of characters, has been around for less than a year
The amazing thing about Bluesky is that we’ve only ever had one January, so who knows!
January 28, 2024 at 5:05 PM
*singing like the We Didn't Start The Fire billy joel dude*
Gonzo Jello, Corn Dad, Pope Hat, Bean Girl, Juicy Jae, ACAB DRIL, Professor Skeet,
WE DIDN'T SKEET THE BLUE SKY
IT WAS ALWAYS SKEETING
SINCE THE SITE WAS RUNNING
Gonzo Jello, Corn Dad, Pope Hat, Bean Girl, Juicy Jae, ACAB DRIL, Professor Skeet,
WE DIDN'T SKEET THE BLUE SKY
IT WAS ALWAYS SKEETING
SINCE THE SITE WAS RUNNING
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i'm still blocked by some prominent volunteer T&S former mutuals because i had the temerity to call out terence on his bullshit a month early
February 7, 2024 at 6:54 PM
i'm still blocked by some prominent volunteer T&S former mutuals because i had the temerity to call out terence on his bullshit a month early
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the number of bomb threats and assassination plots caused by that one non anonymous identity, targeting names shared publicly over the internet, should be a serious sign to members of vulnerable minorities that anonymity keeps us safe. this norm of pseudonyms and internet identities is dangerous
February 7, 2024 at 11:24 PM
the number of bomb threats and assassination plots caused by that one non anonymous identity, targeting names shared publicly over the internet, should be a serious sign to members of vulnerable minorities that anonymity keeps us safe. this norm of pseudonyms and internet identities is dangerous
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i want it to be very clear i think this website sucks and its culture is broken and i hope it never gets big because i genuinely believe this mob/witch hunt/anti rightest hundred flowers behavior is going to spill into real life and get someone killed
August 25, 2023 at 3:14 AM
i want it to be very clear i think this website sucks and its culture is broken and i hope it never gets big because i genuinely believe this mob/witch hunt/anti rightest hundred flowers behavior is going to spill into real life and get someone killed
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As much as people genuinely don't like me personally (& that's fine), the entire reason I decided to adopt the "Bluesky Villain" kayfabe (other than being bored), is that the bullying culture of this platform is rancid & I know the less hard-headed would give up
This kind of mentality is toxic:
This kind of mentality is toxic:
February 24, 2024 at 2:53 PM
As much as people genuinely don't like me personally (& that's fine), the entire reason I decided to adopt the "Bluesky Villain" kayfabe (other than being bored), is that the bullying culture of this platform is rancid & I know the less hard-headed would give up
This kind of mentality is toxic:
This kind of mentality is toxic:
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when the bluesky SWATing problem takes off it’ll be over fights that started with blocklists
I mean didn't someone almost get killed during beta because someone called an emergency number for someone posting about their ideations?
Can't wait until the SWATTing begins 😒
Can't wait until the SWATTing begins 😒
February 24, 2024 at 2:41 PM
when the bluesky SWATing problem takes off it’ll be over fights that started with blocklists
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My identity is literally a play on words sweetie
February 14, 2024 at 8:14 PM
My identity is literally a play on words sweetie
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"If you dont fear death why haven't you died yet" is fucking wiiiiiild dude
February 14, 2024 at 6:34 PM
"If you dont fear death why haven't you died yet" is fucking wiiiiiild dude
I still hate the term LARP because it's not actually IRL, but I don't know what else to call this
February 14, 2024 at 1:48 PM
I still hate the term LARP because it's not actually IRL, but I don't know what else to call this
What a bunch of fucking morons.
February 14, 2024 at 1:11 AM
What a bunch of fucking morons.
Tell me you're a dipshit.
Oh wait, you already have.
Oh wait, you already have.
February 14, 2024 at 12:57 AM
Tell me you're a dipshit.
Oh wait, you already have.
Oh wait, you already have.
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Matt Mercy Is A Fuckin Legend
February 13, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Matt Mercy Is A Fuckin Legend
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yeag lfg matt mercy face turn !
February 13, 2024 at 2:09 AM
yeag lfg matt mercy face turn !
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I don't give a shit if someone says it to me, as long as I can say it too - and I actually have clinical depression
It's the uneven enforcement and all the pearl clutching when X user does it, but when Y user does it, it's ok because they just got a little heated 🙃
It's the uneven enforcement and all the pearl clutching when X user does it, but when Y user does it, it's ok because they just got a little heated 🙃
January 4, 2024 at 11:55 PM
I don't give a shit if someone says it to me, as long as I can say it too - and I actually have clinical depression
It's the uneven enforcement and all the pearl clutching when X user does it, but when Y user does it, it's ok because they just got a little heated 🙃
It's the uneven enforcement and all the pearl clutching when X user does it, but when Y user does it, it's ok because they just got a little heated 🙃
FYI, the 1st screenshot is the exact kind of joke that got Matt Mercy "contraptioned" & later permabanned
99% of people concern-trolling about suicide baiting are full of shit.
Your morals flip on a dime with who said "KYS"
Either everyone can say it or no one can
"It's never ok" my ass cheeks.
99% of people concern-trolling about suicide baiting are full of shit.
Your morals flip on a dime with who said "KYS"
Either everyone can say it or no one can
"It's never ok" my ass cheeks.
January 4, 2024 at 11:51 PM
FYI, the 1st screenshot is the exact kind of joke that got Matt Mercy "contraptioned" & later permabanned
99% of people concern-trolling about suicide baiting are full of shit.
Your morals flip on a dime with who said "KYS"
Either everyone can say it or no one can
"It's never ok" my ass cheeks.
99% of people concern-trolling about suicide baiting are full of shit.
Your morals flip on a dime with who said "KYS"
Either everyone can say it or no one can
"It's never ok" my ass cheeks.
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When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
January 1, 2024 at 8:50 PM
When the enormity of the world's horrors makes you feel helpless, narrow your focus. Find one stranger and scold them for posting a recipe while kids are dying. Call out a new mom for not adding alt text to a baby photo. Critique a selfie. Correct a joke. Show people you care more than them.
I hate to "uhm ackhtuallyyyy" here but, pre-existing trust is not a prerequisite for gaslighting.
January 1, 2024 at 10:35 PM
I hate to "uhm ackhtuallyyyy" here but, pre-existing trust is not a prerequisite for gaslighting.
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Correct! As I have said before, the five day isolation period was instituted after Delta airlines lobbied the CDC to shorten the isolation period from ten days (already too short) to five during the holiday season while Omicron was blasting off. Delta then immediately cut worker sick time in half.
Hi! Covid does not last five days! This is another incredible mishmash of bad information the government has made as murky as possible! I keep having friends and family be shocked they’re still positive and very symptomatic 7-10 days in. You’ve got it til you don’t, isolate and mask til then!
December 31, 2023 at 1:53 AM
Correct! As I have said before, the five day isolation period was instituted after Delta airlines lobbied the CDC to shorten the isolation period from ten days (already too short) to five during the holiday season while Omicron was blasting off. Delta then immediately cut worker sick time in half.