[30 or 40 years old] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of USA (anti-USA)
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I'm just an eepy lil guy with hort tummy-itis, setting gender to "no" || CEO of Autism || Aspiring Game Dev, forever Brain Dead
https://masterblastoise.itch.io/
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[30 or 40 years old] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of USA (anti-USA)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
· Jul 8
a man wearing a hat says i 'm biggy-black-blackety-black and i 'm black
ALT: a man wearing a hat says i 'm biggy-black-blackety-black and i 'm black
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I'm black, btw
just in case y'all forgot or didn't know
just in case y'all forgot or didn't know
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🚨 Exciting News! 🚨
My latest game, Aerial_Knight's Dropshot, is here! 🎮 A fast-paced FPS where you fight to grab a parachute and land first. Outsmart enemies, finger blast, and use slipstreams to survive! 🪂
Patreon members get it FREE shortly after release!
store.steampowered.com/app/3465190/...
My latest game, Aerial_Knight's Dropshot, is here! 🎮 A fast-paced FPS where you fight to grab a parachute and land first. Outsmart enemies, finger blast, and use slipstreams to survive! 🪂
Patreon members get it FREE shortly after release!
store.steampowered.com/app/3465190/...
Aerial_Knight's DropShot on Steam
Dropshot is a fast-paced, stylized FPS where you face off against enemies to grab a parachute and land first. Armed with limited "Finger Gun" bullets, outsmart enemies, avoid fire, and use s...
store.steampowered.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Anyway, I need to get up and do shit, I have a presentation to put together that I thought was next week but is today and I'm kicking myself because I spent all yesterday working on a game mechanic prototype in unity for a different class and AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Anyway, I need to get up and do shit, I have a presentation to put together that I thought was next week but is today and I'm kicking myself because I spent all yesterday working on a game mechanic prototype in unity for a different class and AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
While back I learned that They Might Be Giants originally developed their music so that it could be played on like answering machines or whatever and I realized that's why I don't like their sound. Very innovative and impressive though.
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
While back I learned that They Might Be Giants originally developed their music so that it could be played on like answering machines or whatever and I realized that's why I don't like their sound. Very innovative and impressive though.
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It used to be so much easier on the internet. You’d have a video of a dramatic chipmunk and everyone would agree it was perfect but then you could add a little lightsaber to him and everyone would go huzzah now the text is even richer
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
It used to be so much easier on the internet. You’d have a video of a dramatic chipmunk and everyone would agree it was perfect but then you could add a little lightsaber to him and everyone would go huzzah now the text is even richer
Trump is not the queer icon that we need, but the queer icon that we deserve
November 16, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Trump is not the queer icon that we need, but the queer icon that we deserve
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Chack Norris jokes have no match because of Chack Norris
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Chack Norris jokes have no match because of Chack Norris
my most liberal toxic trait is that i still laugh about covfefe
November 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
my most liberal toxic trait is that i still laugh about covfefe
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When Chuck Norris goes to school the teacher learn a lot from him
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
When Chuck Norris goes to school the teacher learn a lot from him
Whenever I think to myself why does everything look like doodyass it takes me longer than it should to remember that I have glasses to put on
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Whenever I think to myself why does everything look like doodyass it takes me longer than it should to remember that I have glasses to put on
Tis the season for squirtle onesie
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Tis the season for squirtle onesie
During desegregation they should have bussed the white children to the middle of nowhere to pick cotton instead
November 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
During desegregation they should have bussed the white children to the middle of nowhere to pick cotton instead
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large vizier models are typically trained using backtreasoning, where the model steps backwards through a plot or scheme to arrive at the cradle of twisted desires that birthed it
November 16, 2025 at 2:14 PM
large vizier models are typically trained using backtreasoning, where the model steps backwards through a plot or scheme to arrive at the cradle of twisted desires that birthed it
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The most important thing you need to know about Samus, is Metroid was raised by the Chorizo
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The most important thing you need to know about Samus, is Metroid was raised by the Chorizo
I need to get my hand off the lathe of heaven
[30 or 40 years old] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of USA (anti-USA)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
· 10d
My most unpopular (but correct) opinion is that Donald Trump is more of a queer icon than Taylor Swift
November 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I need to get my hand off the lathe of heaven
Slept like shit because I accidentally passed out before taking my meds and I have an 8.5 hour shit to work today
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Slept like shit because I accidentally passed out before taking my meds and I have an 8.5 hour shit to work today
Been thinking about The Creature that lived in my grandparents basement. It was like if a cricket and a tarantula had a fucked up fuzzy baby and it was slightly bigger than a house mouse. We would see it every couple of years and we have no idea what the fuck it was.
November 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Been thinking about The Creature that lived in my grandparents basement. It was like if a cricket and a tarantula had a fucked up fuzzy baby and it was slightly bigger than a house mouse. We would see it every couple of years and we have no idea what the fuck it was.
My mom looking at herself after I got diagnosed at 30:
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
My mom looking at herself after I got diagnosed at 30:
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As a dyslexic it’s very distressing to see people conflate the ability to write a email with intelligence. Plenty of stupid people have perfect diction and we have to read what they say every day on sites like this.
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
As a dyslexic it’s very distressing to see people conflate the ability to write a email with intelligence. Plenty of stupid people have perfect diction and we have to read what they say every day on sites like this.
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Meowfeggio 528hz Healing Frequencies ✨️🌌
October 12, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Meowfeggio 528hz Healing Frequencies ✨️🌌
I think my favorite fact about tarot cards is that they literally used to just be normal playing cards. They were never meant to be used for fortune telling, that was an invention of European clergy or something.
November 13, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I think my favorite fact about tarot cards is that they literally used to just be normal playing cards. They were never meant to be used for fortune telling, that was an invention of European clergy or something.
Apparently a lot of people are assuming the new steam box is going to be a console and not a pre built small form factor PC that you can both use for playing games and doing normal computer shit.
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Apparently a lot of people are assuming the new steam box is going to be a console and not a pre built small form factor PC that you can both use for playing games and doing normal computer shit.
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It's trans awareness week so as always
November 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
It's trans awareness week so as always
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BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.