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[30 or 40 years old] Boywife Astarion Enjoyers of USA (anti-USA)
@masterblastoise.toiletjudge.com
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I'm just an eepy lil guy with hort tummy-itis, setting gender to "no" || CEO of Autism || Aspiring Game Dev, forever Brain Dead
https://masterblastoise.itch.io/
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Tis the season for squirtle onesie
Me taking a picture with my phone in a full length mirror while wearing my squirtle onesie
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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My mom looking at herself after I got diagnosed at 30:
Picture of the album cover for "DAMN." by Kendrick Lamar
November 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Whenever people are like "we live in one of the worst times in American history" my knee-jerk reaction is to reply
Picture of Don Cheadle with a pained expression from the "Don Cheadle Word Of The Day" meme. The top text says "SLAVERY" and the bottom text says "BOTTOM TEXT"
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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Scrolling through my phone looking for something and came across this again
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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My 5x5 always looks like this
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Clippy the paperclip meme Top text: you seemed to be mistaking core tenants of fascism with an ideologically opposed economic system Bottom text: do you need a Wikipedia link to help you understand why you're fucking wrong?
November 2, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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hlep
me being very bad at learning Lua in the game Replicube
October 31, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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first draft redesign of Ponchurón
October 30, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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i made a biblically accurate poncho
repeated drawings of poncho's head in a circle and some glowing. i'm sorry i do not know how to describe this beyond "biblically accurate angel but poncho"
October 30, 2025 at 6:54 AM
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It wasn't until this year, 2025 in the year of our Lord Shadow the Hedgehog, that I finally noticed his nose was a penis. My mom laughed at me.
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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i attempted to make Poncho into a Pokemon and discovering just how difficult it is to recreate the Pokemon style

Ponchurón, the Stinky Thief Pokemon
typing: Dark/Fairy
October 28, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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STARTED DRAWING A LITTLE MAN

SORRY I ODN'T FEEL LIKE TURNING OFF CAPS LOCK
A CARTOONY FERRET WITH A REAL GOOFY HAPPY FACE STANCED UP FOR SHENANIGANS
October 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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This is the core of "games should cost $100" discourse
Two posts from @beijingpalmer.bsky.social "AAA video games should cost $100 on launch. This would still be extremely cheap for the amount of time and enjoyment you get out of them! But an audience of whiny babies has kept them literally at the same price for *two decades* despite both general inflation *and* sector-specific costs rising "Two untruths being repeated by akt of said babies "A) wages haven't increased in the last 30 years. This is untrue. It takes you like two seconds or research to find that this is untrue." Post from @beijingpalmer.bsky.social "B) greedy executives take all the money. This is also untrue, but in fairness it takes a modicum more research." Reply from @orivandewalle.bsky.social "Across all industries, people greatly underestimate how much it costs to pay a bunch of employees. You look at how much the CEO is making, and it sounds like a lot, and you look at how much the average schmuck is making, and it doesn't. But then you multiply the latter by 10,000 and the former by 1."
October 23, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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in #TinyGlade, I made an extremely tall tower with a toilet at the top of the railing-less corkscrew outer walkway. behold:

GOD'S PUBLIC TOILET
a very tall tower with an external railing-less walkway winding around the tower. it is a view from the ground looking up at the tower. there is a tree and a crescent moon in view. a very tall tower with an external railing-less walkway winding around the tower. it is a view from the sky demonstrating how tall the tower is compared to the tops of the trees (extremely high up) a singular toilet (made by combining the chair and bucket assets) at the very top of the walkway on the edge with a singular dim lamp sitting next to it.
October 22, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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TUK IS BACK BAYBEE
my bard character Tuk standing on a beach after escaping the nautiloid
October 21, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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i spent an absurd amount of time making this shark in blender, so much so that i forgot to original reason i was doing it until i reopened bluesky
lady and 2 babies sitting in front of a big aquarium tank with a total real shark
October 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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That 5% is actually
October 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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I need everyone to understand that this is the person you're trying to hold accountable
Jay Graber 6 yr. Ago • @arcalinea Maybe my brain is internet poisoned, but I often don't try to read books linearly. Like, look, the book is there to serve me, not vice versa. I'm going to read it how I want. I've appalled people by sometimes starting in the middle of fiction books. If the end was good I'll go back and read the beginning. There are so many books out there, I had to see if it was worth my time!
October 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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using an LLM doesn't mean you can't or don't appreciate words, come the fuck on
"Webster" is an occupational surname that comes from an old English word meaning "weaver." Websters are all over the UK, and like in many cultures, weavers often sing and tell stories while they work. To weave is to appreciate the written word, too. ...I come from a long line of AI HATERSSSSS
October 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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the sims kids are about to find out how capitalism actually works
censored YouTube comment posted 12 hours ago: "Private equity killed Joann Fabrics, Toys R Us, Party City, and more. Hopefully the EA investors see private equity for what it is, a scam, and vote against it." 6.8k likes 37 replies
October 1, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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Wiggly
September 26, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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BG3 fic update: I have introduced Halaster Blackcloak
"...State your business," Halaster Blackcloak then said, turning to look at Tukker directly. The old man was dirty and unkempt with smudge stained, tattered robes and long, half-matted hair. His eyes were wide and wild, a crazed look contributing to their vibrancy. He was a terrifying man to behold for sure. "Is that bastard gone?" Tuk asked. "*What* bastard?" the wizard spat. "That's a yes, then," Gale spoke up, stepping into the room, "Halaster, my friend!" "You are no friend of mine, Gale of Waterdeep!" Halaster narrowed his eyes, "You intrude upon my home and demand my audience whenever it suits you! You make me *sick*!" "Likewise, Hal. It's good to see you." "Where is that wretched mentor of yours?" "He's near. I shall retrieve him immediately." "I'd rather you *did not*!" "Ah, Halaster, my old friend!" Elminster greeted, "It is good to see you!" "You are the bane of my existence, young Aumar," the even older wizard snapped, "All you ever want is what everyone else wants—to *use* me!" "Forgive me, my friend," the Sage of Shadowdale bowed slightly, "I mean not to offend. While it is true that many others have sought to harness your power, I do no such thing. I am here, however, to request permission to use one of your more prized egresses. We have urgent matters to attend to, and swift transportation is needed." Halaster gripped his staff tighter, holding it closer to his frail body, "I knew it! I *knew* you would one day betray me!" "Calm yourself, my friend. This is not an act of betrayal. I only need your permission. The rest I can do myself." "And *where* would you travel that needs my services? *HMM*?" "I don't like this Halaster man..." Faen grumbled, "He's *mean* and *smelly*." "That's part of his charm, I'm afraid," said Gale, "He's a real hermit, this one." They continued to follow Halaster in silence, unsure of what moods he was in. Indeed he was cranky, as what was expected of a wizard so ancient, but the uncertainty lie in his mental state. Halaster would periodically turn around to glare at them, be shocked that they were still behind him, and pick up his pace after a wordless shout of frustration. Halaster Blackcloak was not a sane man by any stretch of the imagination, but Gale and Elminster seemed to care for him deeply despite how difficult he could be, and that had to mean something. "Why are you following me?" Halaster demanded after they'd entered a new room. "Are you not leading us to a portal?" Gale inquired, confused. "And why would I do that?" "We shall," Gale promised, "You have my word, Hal." "Your word means nothing to me, *Galerd Dekarios*." "Would you check in with Tara again while I'm away?" "Why didn't you bring her with you this time?" "Oh how I wish she were here! But she has other business to tend to, I'm afraid." "Some *wizard* you are, can't even keep track of your familiar..." "Should I have to?" "*Shut your blathering trap*." "As you wish."
September 18, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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y'all know what time it is
picture of Don Cheadle with a weird kinda half smile that makes him look like he's in agony. captions: "Don Cheadle word of the day" "Pain"
September 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM