@mast0s.bsky.social
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SCP but all it does is activate kids autism
December 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
SCP but all it does is activate kids autism
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October 18, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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I'm going thru memes I made in 2022 and I wuz lowkey popping off..
December 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I'm going thru memes I made in 2022 and I wuz lowkey popping off..
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Twelve year old me watching married with children: “I’m going to be the first husband to ever enjoy sex. Wives are gonna go crazy for me.”
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Twelve year old me watching married with children: “I’m going to be the first husband to ever enjoy sex. Wives are gonna go crazy for me.”
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the purest symbols of passion and ingenuity (unironic)
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 AM
the purest symbols of passion and ingenuity (unironic)
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one of the all time great images ngl
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
one of the all time great images ngl
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Goddamn even the democrats won't vote Democrat anymore
October 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Goddamn even the democrats won't vote Democrat anymore
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gov: "u have to repair and maintain your properties like we already laid out in legislation 20 years ago"
landlords: "THIS IS THE SAME AS 9/11"
landlords: "THIS IS THE SAME AS 9/11"
October 28, 2025 at 9:59 AM
gov: "u have to repair and maintain your properties like we already laid out in legislation 20 years ago"
landlords: "THIS IS THE SAME AS 9/11"
landlords: "THIS IS THE SAME AS 9/11"
Getting a blowjob from a Dullahan call that severed head
#happyhallerween
#happyhallerween
October 22, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Getting a blowjob from a Dullahan call that severed head
#happyhallerween
#happyhallerween
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oedipus: i just don't think 'what does sphinx pussy taste like' counts as a riddle
sphinx: answer it
sphinx: answer it
October 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
oedipus: i just don't think 'what does sphinx pussy taste like' counts as a riddle
sphinx: answer it
sphinx: answer it
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every time i remember pearl steven universe isn't real and i can't date her i start crying and trying to break windows in my house
October 21, 2025 at 1:09 AM
every time i remember pearl steven universe isn't real and i can't date her i start crying and trying to break windows in my house
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DISCONCERTING SIGNALS ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ Ref was so disturbed by those ass slaps he had to throw the flag
October 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
DISCONCERTING SIGNALS ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️ Ref was so disturbed by those ass slaps he had to throw the flag
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FESTIVITIES HAVE CONCLUDED PLEASE EXIT THE PREMISES IN A TIMELY AND ORDERLY MANNER
October 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
FESTIVITIES HAVE CONCLUDED PLEASE EXIT THE PREMISES IN A TIMELY AND ORDERLY MANNER
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