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Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence
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March 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Wealthy Teen Nearly Experiences Consequence
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February 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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The reason right wingers love the suburbs is because they have misanthropy built into them. No need to care about anyone beyond your white picket fence, any time you have to leave your private domain, you climb into your drivable living room and cruise to wherever you need to go
February 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The reason right wingers love the suburbs is because they have misanthropy built into them. No need to care about anyone beyond your white picket fence, any time you have to leave your private domain, you climb into your drivable living room and cruise to wherever you need to go
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First elopement of the year at the Tarrant County Courthouse 💖💖💖
February 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
First elopement of the year at the Tarrant County Courthouse 💖💖💖
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I just saw this and had to share it with y’all
February 8, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I just saw this and had to share it with y’all
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
WASHINGTON—Rebuking President Trump’s decision to pardon Jan. 6 rioters, Sen. Mitch McConnell (R-KY) staunchly vowed this week to continue falling down stairs in the face of an apparent fascist takeover. “I can no longer physically stand upright for a party that excuses a violent insurrection that targeted our Capitol,” the 82-year-old lawmaker said as he […]
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February 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Mitch McConnell Vows To Continue Falling Down Stairs In Face Of Fascist Takeover
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there’s no way to say this without sounding like a bowl of extra useless crunchy granola i realize that but my god is it ever important to turn that panic energy into caring-for-your-communities energy
February 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
there’s no way to say this without sounding like a bowl of extra useless crunchy granola i realize that but my god is it ever important to turn that panic energy into caring-for-your-communities energy
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Beaver Overthinking Dam
January 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Beaver Overthinking Dam
Think I found out why Musk and Co want to shut down Wikipedia. Lol seems familiar...
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Business Plot - Wikipedia
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January 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Think I found out why Musk and Co want to shut down Wikipedia. Lol seems familiar...
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Fictional artist or band you would see live.
January 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Fictional artist or band you would see live.
I keep trying to survive on Twitter but it legitimately gets my blood pressure up. Lol I'm too stubborn
January 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I keep trying to survive on Twitter but it legitimately gets my blood pressure up. Lol I'm too stubborn
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Right out of the gate they are detaining U.S. citizens and saying their “papers”are fake. It was always a lie.
January 23, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Right out of the gate they are detaining U.S. citizens and saying their “papers”are fake. It was always a lie.
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Anyone disgusted with Gaiman, go to the sorce he ripped off for Sandman and read Tanith Lee's Tales from the Flat Earth series.
January 23, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Anyone disgusted with Gaiman, go to the sorce he ripped off for Sandman and read Tanith Lee's Tales from the Flat Earth series.
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Hello y’all! I’m Melissa, a professional photographer based in Dallas, Texas. I’m inclusive AF and believe in human rights.
Here is some of my favorite recent commercial work!
JOY is always celebrated here 💖
Here is some of my favorite recent commercial work!
JOY is always celebrated here 💖
January 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hello y’all! I’m Melissa, a professional photographer based in Dallas, Texas. I’m inclusive AF and believe in human rights.
Here is some of my favorite recent commercial work!
JOY is always celebrated here 💖
Here is some of my favorite recent commercial work!
JOY is always celebrated here 💖
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Earth Explodes
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January 20, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Earth Explodes
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Vaseline-Covered Trump Reverses TikTok Stance After Getting Into Skincare
Vaseline-Covered Trump Reverses TikTok Stance After Getting Into Skincare
PALM BEACH, FL—Telling reporters about his revamped beauty routine as he lavished praise upon the social media platform he once tried to ban as president, a Vaseline-covered Donald Trump publicly reve...
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January 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Vaseline-Covered Trump Reverses TikTok Stance After Getting Into Skincare
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A lot of people responsible for poor decisions are on a press tour right now because if they didn’t, people would rightfully be questioning THEIR leadership and they know it.
It’s weak even by normal left-punching standards. Zero evidence more Liz Cheney would have won this. The opposite, actually.
It’s weak even by normal left-punching standards. Zero evidence more Liz Cheney would have won this. The opposite, actually.
First quote in this new @politico.com story is from RI's Dem committeeman Joe Paolino: "The progressive wing of the party has to recognize — we all have to recognize — the country’s not progressive, and not to the far left or the far right. They’re in the middle” www.politico.com/news/2024/11...
Centrist Dems seize opening at the DNC: ‘I don’t want to be the freak show party’
Recriminations over Kamala Harris’ defeat are shaping the early stages of the race for DNC chair.
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November 16, 2024 at 1:59 AM
A lot of people responsible for poor decisions are on a press tour right now because if they didn’t, people would rightfully be questioning THEIR leadership and they know it.
It’s weak even by normal left-punching standards. Zero evidence more Liz Cheney would have won this. The opposite, actually.
It’s weak even by normal left-punching standards. Zero evidence more Liz Cheney would have won this. The opposite, actually.
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All vaccine labels for the next four years
November 14, 2024 at 10:08 PM
All vaccine labels for the next four years
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November 14, 2024 at 4:03 PM
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World War II Veteran Allowed To Kill One Last German
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November 11, 2024 at 8:58 PM
World War II Veteran Allowed To Kill One Last German
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the one theory of 2024 that I find most convincing by far is that the information environment is utterly fucked for Dems. we need media & communications outside of campaigns prospect.org/politics/202...
Time for Democrats to Abandon the Mainstream Media
The ‘liberal media’ was in the tank for Trump. Democrats should take their subscription dollars elsewhere.
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November 7, 2024 at 2:23 PM
the one theory of 2024 that I find most convincing by far is that the information environment is utterly fucked for Dems. we need media & communications outside of campaigns prospect.org/politics/202...
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This is what the term "toxic masculinity" does though! The adjective before the noun means not all masculinity is toxic.
Plus, Dems already do not use this term! Your strategy for winning elections cannot be for millions of social media users to never utter phrases that annoy you.
Plus, Dems already do not use this term! Your strategy for winning elections cannot be for millions of social media users to never utter phrases that annoy you.
November 7, 2024 at 1:56 PM
This is what the term "toxic masculinity" does though! The adjective before the noun means not all masculinity is toxic.
Plus, Dems already do not use this term! Your strategy for winning elections cannot be for millions of social media users to never utter phrases that annoy you.
Plus, Dems already do not use this term! Your strategy for winning elections cannot be for millions of social media users to never utter phrases that annoy you.