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@letterboxd.social I would love to see noir be a filterable genre, thank you 🙂
November 3, 2025 at 12:25 AM
My wife: “Black Friday is on Google’s list of holidays”
Me: “well, they list the holidays for all the other major religions; why not Capitalism too?”
November 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
@lesliemullin.bsky.social did you see Patrick sing “O Canada” before the game?
November 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This new Guy Ritchie feature looks dope
October 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Josh Naylor doing his best Rickey impression is giving me life like few things in baseball this year

(I’m not a #Mariners fan but I’m here for all of this)
October 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
“Dear Mike Elias, there are too many Jacksons nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.”
August 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I repeat myself
More boos in the Bronx for Altuve than Correa and I’m wondering if it’s Opposite Day
August 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
More boos in the Bronx for Altuve than Correa and I’m wondering if it’s Opposite Day
August 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
June 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
💯

I just wish this meltdown would come with some consequences for either/both of them, but we know that won’t happen. But in the meantime, 🍿
if the wheels had come off this thing any faster it'd be a Cybertruck
June 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Google Maps: there are five lanes; use the second from the right
Me: THERE ARE FOUR LANES
a bald man with a beard is making a funny face in a dark room .
ALT: a bald man with a beard is making a funny face in a dark room .
media.tenor.com
May 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Mission: Impossible 8 is good, y’all
May 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Is this your coke, Larry?
May 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I think the thing I would like to see most in baseball this year is for Aaron Judge to finish the year hitting .400 or better. It’s one of those things we regard as a relic of a time long past, something that almost certainly won’t happen again (with good reason), but it would be magical
May 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
May 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
2015 does not feel like a decade ago

It feels like it was either 3 years ago or 20
May 16, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Don’t lie you did too
When I first heard it I thought Arrested Development was the name of a song by Mr. Wendal
May 11, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Dan Iassogna doing his best Angel Hernandez impression
May 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Today seems like a good day to remind everyone about linguistic nuances
May 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Everything sucks; gonna watch Severance and pretend the world doesn’t exist tonight
May 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Well it sounded good until I got to the last line
May 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Two Locks, Two Stocks, and Four Smoking Barrels
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

Thirty Nine Sixty Eight
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.

Those Two Things You Do!
May 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
24 Monkeys
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

Thirty Nine Sixty Eight
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.

Those Two Things You Do!
May 5, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Lord of the Rings: The Four Towers
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

Thirty Nine Sixty Eight
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.

Those Two Things You Do!
May 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
24 Angry Men
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie

Thirty Nine Sixty Eight
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie.

Those Two Things You Do!
May 5, 2025 at 3:17 PM