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Andy
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He/him/etc.
This reminds me of Lewis Black talking about the time he heard a girl saying “if it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college”
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Of all the things that won’t happen, that won’t happen the most
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 AM
They were
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
“Conservative feminism”?
a woman wearing cat ears and glasses says " that 's not a thing "
ALT: a woman wearing cat ears and glasses says " that 's not a thing "
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
They Might Be Weird
November 6, 2025 at 5:17 AM
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I’m not sure I understand the “follow” feature on FB, but I know it’s not the same as being friends; if I follow you, will FB show me when you call someone an absolute crouton?
November 3, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I feel like The Athletic is being a bit hyperbolic about a team that won 51 coin flips to Toronto’s 50 but such is journalism nowadays
November 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It would be hypocritical of me to try because I got one the last time I was there
November 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Is he saving up for a bicycle?
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
You know who else showed passion, perseverance, and grit? The Blue Jays. They just weren’t as lucky.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Even national writers aren’t immune from it
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
They’re supposed to raise their paws
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’m not sure how you forgot Arkansas State is playing Troy tonight
November 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
One day it will come out that some players on the Dodgers, just like a lot of baseball, were also stealing signs illegally, and there will be nary a peep from these people who are so aggrieved over 2017
November 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Are you a SC fan too?!
November 2, 2025 at 12:17 AM
He was great
two men are talking in front of a sign that says old ivy
ALT: two men are talking in front of a sign that says old ivy
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
No idea yet why the purge?
November 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Which one of them is this directed at?
October 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Maybe ask @itsallaboutde.bsky.social to remind you 😂
October 25, 2025 at 7:11 PM