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Andy
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He/him/etc.
They were
November 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I feel like The Athletic is being a bit hyperbolic about a team that won 51 coin flips to Toronto’s 50 but such is journalism nowadays
November 3, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Even national writers aren’t immune from it
November 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This new Guy Ritchie feature looks dope
October 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
“Dear Mike Elias, there are too many Jacksons nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.”
August 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
If Trump can name even 20 MLB teams, or define OPS, I’ll eat my hat

(Image borrowed from a post in that thread)
June 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
June 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
@sheologian.bsky.social did you know this account exists?
June 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I mean all this is true but I’m not sure how you’re supposed to reach men at large 😕
May 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I feel like this is how a lot of Christians react when people suggest that someone might not be a good person, if that person also claims to be a Christian
May 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My LB review
May 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Is this your coke, Larry?
May 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
How am I supposed to take you seriously when you send the same message (except for the date; they changed May ninst to May seventeenst. Don’t think I didn’t catch that.)
May 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
May 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Please feel better soon!
May 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Today seems like a good day to remind everyone about linguistic nuances
May 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
ILLEGAL DRIVER
May 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Well it sounded good until I got to the last line
May 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
May 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Have a day, Jake Meyers
May 3, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The idea of AI resisting brainwashing makes me like it a bit more
May 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Sometimes I wonder how long they’ll keep trying before they realize I’m fucking with them
April 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The specific pitchers notwithstanding, I was right about their depth being tested early

They’ll be fine, though; this is why they had 2 rotations of pitchers lined up in February
April 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I don’t understand the purpose of these texts
April 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Yes, I log stand-up specials I watch too. Also, I can’t remember the last time I posted a LB screenshot and felt so tentative about the ratings displayed therein
April 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM