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My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit
February 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My son is afraid a hummingbird might rip through his body at 9000mph. Can any professionals on here tell him he is stupid and full of shit
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flowers are out. quiches are in
February 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
flowers are out. quiches are in
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Me: It doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster.
Tech support: *sigh*
Fine. Right click on your hamster...
Tech support: *sigh*
Fine. Right click on your hamster...
December 27, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Me: It doesn't have a tail, so I'm pretty sure it's a hamster.
Tech support: *sigh*
Fine. Right click on your hamster...
Tech support: *sigh*
Fine. Right click on your hamster...
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“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
December 26, 2024 at 10:12 PM
“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next
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Uncle Bryn won’t see your ‘jokes’ but your friends who went on a mysterious fishing trip loaded with secrets will 😕
December 23, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Uncle Bryn won’t see your ‘jokes’ but your friends who went on a mysterious fishing trip loaded with secrets will 😕
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my least favorite part of baking cookies is scooping the little dough balls out of the ice cream
December 23, 2024 at 2:27 AM
my least favorite part of baking cookies is scooping the little dough balls out of the ice cream
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waiter: are there any allergies at the table?
me (already drunk): BEES
me (already drunk): BEES
December 22, 2024 at 10:33 PM
waiter: are there any allergies at the table?
me (already drunk): BEES
me (already drunk): BEES
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remember this black friday it’s 100% discount if you steal
November 30, 2024 at 3:36 AM
remember this black friday it’s 100% discount if you steal
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YIKES did you just mourn the wicked, bro? I found an old tweet where you admitted putting a lily on their grave ?? It’s 2024. The good man SCORNS the wicked bro YIKES
November 25, 2024 at 4:22 PM
YIKES did you just mourn the wicked, bro? I found an old tweet where you admitted putting a lily on their grave ?? It’s 2024. The good man SCORNS the wicked bro YIKES
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holding space 24 hour challenge
November 25, 2024 at 7:29 PM
holding space 24 hour challenge
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i’m the worm in your brain and help i’m starving to death
November 23, 2024 at 1:11 PM
i’m the worm in your brain and help i’m starving to death