Marzipandancer
@marzipandancer.bsky.social
Marizpan+Panda+Dancer
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Then Toad poured a glass of water over his head.
November 10, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Then Toad poured a glass of water over his head.
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Delighted to have opened the new toilets in our Wetherspoons today!
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Delighted to have opened the new toilets in our Wetherspoons today!
I’m making pumpkin pie.
November 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I’m making pumpkin pie.
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Her: Describe your perfect date
Me: It's cold outside, I'm under a blanket, I've never played the GBA Castlevanias before and just fired up Circle of the Moon. You're there, of course, doing something you enjoy.
Me: It's cold outside, I'm under a blanket, I've never played the GBA Castlevanias before and just fired up Circle of the Moon. You're there, of course, doing something you enjoy.
November 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Her: Describe your perfect date
Me: It's cold outside, I'm under a blanket, I've never played the GBA Castlevanias before and just fired up Circle of the Moon. You're there, of course, doing something you enjoy.
Me: It's cold outside, I'm under a blanket, I've never played the GBA Castlevanias before and just fired up Circle of the Moon. You're there, of course, doing something you enjoy.
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A few days ago our waiter referred to nachos as "chos" and I'm still thinking about it
November 5, 2025 at 11:45 PM
A few days ago our waiter referred to nachos as "chos" and I'm still thinking about it
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A wind came.
It blew across the land.
It blew across the land.
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
A wind came.
It blew across the land.
It blew across the land.
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ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.
November 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
ATTN: if you’re on the sandwich guy jury, my Signal is in my bio. I’d love to talk after the trial. I’ll keep you anonymous. Please share widely.
Fuck the Dodgers. I don’t give a shit. A one run win in game 7 is tantamount to a draw, but they get to look like geniuses for spending all the money in the world.
God I hope the Blue Jays can find another run.
God I hope the Blue Jays can find another run.
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Fuck the Dodgers. I don’t give a shit. A one run win in game 7 is tantamount to a draw, but they get to look like geniuses for spending all the money in the world.
God I hope the Blue Jays can find another run.
God I hope the Blue Jays can find another run.
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To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
November 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball
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An ICE contractor left a loaded gun in a bathroom at St Joes hospital in Tacoma. The WA State Nurses Association is pissed
October 31, 2025 at 1:35 AM
An ICE contractor left a loaded gun in a bathroom at St Joes hospital in Tacoma. The WA State Nurses Association is pissed
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dear @bluejays.com, i'll be in Toronto on Friday and would love to sing our Canadian anthem at game 6. whaddaya say? #BlueJays #WantItAll #WorldSeries ⚾️
October 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
dear @bluejays.com, i'll be in Toronto on Friday and would love to sing our Canadian anthem at game 6. whaddaya say? #BlueJays #WantItAll #WorldSeries ⚾️
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Here comes the part where flights start stopping and our chances to flee, dwindle.
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America stops flights to Mexico via major airlines with 13 routes to Texas, NYC, LA & Miami all immediately canceled - NewsBreak
US officials have cut a slew of flights operated by Mexican airlines to cities across America. Routes connecting Mexican destinations to US cities includin
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October 29, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Here comes the part where flights start stopping and our chances to flee, dwindle.
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Found my new hoodie
October 21, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Found my new hoodie
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I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
October 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
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Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...
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October 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
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Hey U.S. military members: "I was only following orders" didn't work at Nuremberg.
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Hey U.S. military members: "I was only following orders" didn't work at Nuremberg.
Bill Gates Says Climate Change ‘Will Not Lead to Humanity’s Demise’
www.nytimes.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Fucking Dodgers.
October 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Fucking Dodgers.
This is bonkers. Go Blue Jays.
…how’s everyone feeling about the Manfred runner right now?
…how’s everyone feeling about the Manfred runner right now?
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
This is bonkers. Go Blue Jays.
…how’s everyone feeling about the Manfred runner right now?
…how’s everyone feeling about the Manfred runner right now?
The Mariners still have the longest post season game. Just not this year.
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
The Mariners still have the longest post season game. Just not this year.
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BREAKING: A Department of Homeland Security officer shot at an unarmed black man during a traffic stop in DC, and the DC police officer said he was told by superiors not to mention the shooting in his incident report. 1/ www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Lawyers allege cover-up after fed shoots at man during D.C. traffic stop
Neither D.C. police nor the Department of Homeland Security have explained why the Homeland Security agent fired his weapon.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
BREAKING: A Department of Homeland Security officer shot at an unarmed black man during a traffic stop in DC, and the DC police officer said he was told by superiors not to mention the shooting in his incident report. 1/ www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
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My heart is breaking for my students
They already have to battle
housing insecurity,
food insecurity,
mental & physical health insecurity,
and now one of the only things they can count on,
SNAP Benefits,
won’t be accessible to them.
Kids shouldn’t go to bed hungry
This country is a disgrace
They already have to battle
housing insecurity,
food insecurity,
mental & physical health insecurity,
and now one of the only things they can count on,
SNAP Benefits,
won’t be accessible to them.
Kids shouldn’t go to bed hungry
This country is a disgrace
October 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
My heart is breaking for my students
They already have to battle
housing insecurity,
food insecurity,
mental & physical health insecurity,
and now one of the only things they can count on,
SNAP Benefits,
won’t be accessible to them.
Kids shouldn’t go to bed hungry
This country is a disgrace
They already have to battle
housing insecurity,
food insecurity,
mental & physical health insecurity,
and now one of the only things they can count on,
SNAP Benefits,
won’t be accessible to them.
Kids shouldn’t go to bed hungry
This country is a disgrace
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YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.
October 26, 2025 at 1:09 AM
YOU: what if his name was penis parker and he shot web by jacking his dick lol
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.
YOUR FRIEND WHO WAS TOO INTO COMICS GROWING UP: They actually did that as a whole arc in the late 80s. Wasn't Conway's best work.
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A Christianity that causes the hungry to go without food, the sick to go without healthcare, the stranger to be mistreated, and God’s creation to be ravaged, all while the greedy and cruel satisfy their every desire, is a Christianity that can no longer claim to follow Christ.
October 25, 2025 at 1:37 PM
A Christianity that causes the hungry to go without food, the sick to go without healthcare, the stranger to be mistreated, and God’s creation to be ravaged, all while the greedy and cruel satisfy their every desire, is a Christianity that can no longer claim to follow Christ.