Marzipandancer
@marzipandancer.bsky.social
Marizpan+Panda+Dancer
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Hate to be the one to bring this up, but an ellipsis should only have three dots there… .
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Hate to be the one to bring this up, but an ellipsis should only have three dots there… .
If you can count your grey hairs, you’re too young to worry about them.
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 PM
If you can count your grey hairs, you’re too young to worry about them.
What’s up with Ry-Guy? You ever call him back or like…nah.
November 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
What’s up with Ry-Guy? You ever call him back or like…nah.
…on keeping the government shut down, which would be a yes vote. For the strongly worded letter!
November 10, 2025 at 1:23 AM
…on keeping the government shut down, which would be a yes vote. For the strongly worded letter!
Enjoy it. I’m enjoying a nice mild muscle relaxer and light duty around the house. It’s a great Sunday.
November 9, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Enjoy it. I’m enjoying a nice mild muscle relaxer and light duty around the house. It’s a great Sunday.
Socialism! I know many people who love their assorted travel adapters, and don’t want big government telling them they can’t have adapters!
November 9, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Socialism! I know many people who love their assorted travel adapters, and don’t want big government telling them they can’t have adapters!
I’m upset, but I see what you’ve done.
November 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I’m upset, but I see what you’ve done.
Point of order: apparently a chucklefucker is someone who specifically goes to stand up shows in an effort to fuck a comedian.
At least that’s true in Australia.
Not throwing shade, just trying to spread information.
At least that’s true in Australia.
Not throwing shade, just trying to spread information.
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Point of order: apparently a chucklefucker is someone who specifically goes to stand up shows in an effort to fuck a comedian.
At least that’s true in Australia.
Not throwing shade, just trying to spread information.
At least that’s true in Australia.
Not throwing shade, just trying to spread information.
*show me less like this*
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
*show me less like this*
Do we have the same daughter?
November 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Do we have the same daughter?
I guess we’re friends then? Fuck… I’ve got a pretty busy schedule.
You wanna like, make a plan for Sunday night but then both cancel for undefined reasons?
You wanna like, make a plan for Sunday night but then both cancel for undefined reasons?
November 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I guess we’re friends then? Fuck… I’ve got a pretty busy schedule.
You wanna like, make a plan for Sunday night but then both cancel for undefined reasons?
You wanna like, make a plan for Sunday night but then both cancel for undefined reasons?
I think your stock photo team needs to take a second look. That guy should be tired, have a furrowed brow, and some unseen childhood trauma fueling his desire to be the one who actually makes money writing.
This cat looks like he’s watching a fresh Aunty Donna sketch while he chats with his buddy.
This cat looks like he’s watching a fresh Aunty Donna sketch while he chats with his buddy.
November 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I think your stock photo team needs to take a second look. That guy should be tired, have a furrowed brow, and some unseen childhood trauma fueling his desire to be the one who actually makes money writing.
This cat looks like he’s watching a fresh Aunty Donna sketch while he chats with his buddy.
This cat looks like he’s watching a fresh Aunty Donna sketch while he chats with his buddy.
I told my neighbor we didn’t need a chainsaw, we could split the wood with my axe.
Now I’m unable to move for the rest of the weekend.
Now I’m unable to move for the rest of the weekend.
November 8, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I told my neighbor we didn’t need a chainsaw, we could split the wood with my axe.
Now I’m unable to move for the rest of the weekend.
Now I’m unable to move for the rest of the weekend.
I don’t prefer to believe that.
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I don’t prefer to believe that.
Like… by eyesight? Hearing? Sense of smell? Touch?
November 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Like… by eyesight? Hearing? Sense of smell? Touch?
Oh yeah, I definitely don’t live in Pensacola!
November 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Oh yeah, I definitely don’t live in Pensacola!
Just wondering how long I should expect to wait for shipping? I sent $5k in $Melania to @spanksberger about a month ago. Should I be looking for my book soon?
November 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Just wondering how long I should expect to wait for shipping? I sent $5k in $Melania to @spanksberger about a month ago. Should I be looking for my book soon?
The bear went in his trunk. It was the whale head he sawed off with a chainsaw that he strapped to the roof of the can.
Sorry, a lot of large dead animal stories to keep track of I know.
Sorry, a lot of large dead animal stories to keep track of I know.
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The bear went in his trunk. It was the whale head he sawed off with a chainsaw that he strapped to the roof of the can.
Sorry, a lot of large dead animal stories to keep track of I know.
Sorry, a lot of large dead animal stories to keep track of I know.
I’ll never forget the first time I made steak for a buddy. He was like “don’t forget to grab some A1, I’m all out.”
After he had the first bite, he was like “this is so good it doesn’t even need A1.”
Yeah dude. Nothing you eat should need A1 sauce to be edible.
After he had the first bite, he was like “this is so good it doesn’t even need A1.”
Yeah dude. Nothing you eat should need A1 sauce to be edible.
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I’ll never forget the first time I made steak for a buddy. He was like “don’t forget to grab some A1, I’m all out.”
After he had the first bite, he was like “this is so good it doesn’t even need A1.”
Yeah dude. Nothing you eat should need A1 sauce to be edible.
After he had the first bite, he was like “this is so good it doesn’t even need A1.”
Yeah dude. Nothing you eat should need A1 sauce to be edible.