LFG Mariners

Those alive and sentient in the last Mariners ALCS appearance should get it.

This is why I love The Guardian.

@katmabu.bsky.social should be in the art for this Guardian article. Get it together gang!

The AP keeps serving up this LQ AI ad to me. I’m unwilling to click to find out, but I have no idea what’s actually being sold.

Buff Lion porn?

Meal plans that don’t include alcohol?

A cognitive test to see if you can read the garbled text?

I don’t know. But I love to hate it.

I want to believe.

Nick Kurtz is what would happen if Michael Cera underwent the Captain America procedure.

Nah, it was this guy for me.

If you’re not following @rollergardens.bsky.social you should be. Most underrated novelty skating account on the internet.

Never mind. Someone already beat me to the punch.

I didn’t even have to write this.

Mom’s doing fine thanks.

I use Apple Music, but mine is fairly eclectic:

This is Urban Dictionary’s definition of skeet. It’s carried that definition since the early aughts I think?