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OH 🌰 CIN ⛲️ OSU 🏈
Couldn’t have happened to a better person
A handbag belonging to Kristi Noem, the secretary of the Department of Homeland Security, containing her passport, department security badge and $3,000 in cash was stolen on Sunday at a restaurant in Washington, the department confirmed.
Kristi Noem’s Purse, With Security Badge and $3,000, Is Stolen
The homeland security secretary was dining at a Washington, D.C., restaurant. She also lost her passport and keys.
www.nytimes.com
April 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
It’s early for one of the games, but Clemson and Georgia getting blown out of the tourney like this day 1 would be delicious #MarchMadness
March 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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It is 65 degrees and sunny in Chicago, and this has brought a great deal of joy to every single person I’ve seen today.

This is why it’s important to live in places that experience all four seasons!!
March 10, 2025 at 9:45 PM
YOOOO
Justin Fields to the Jets for 2-years and $40M, with $30M guaranteed - per Adam Schefter.
March 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
So I can expect if the Jets draft a QB this year, they’ll be a Seattle Seahawk come 10ish years down the line?
March 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Got put in Twitter timeout this weekend for telling a Nazi to “follow your leader” and now the website has imploded I am vindicated
March 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Maybe this will be his 13th reason
March 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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bluesky signup requirements have relaxed to the point at which a lot of people on here have never committed arson. you used to need either two convictions or eight charges. in rare cases someone in the arson community could vouch for you, but loopholes were rare. now it's essentially a free-for-all
March 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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elon has zero products that work
Twitter/X is currently down for many users.
March 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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this guy being the shadow president and posting like this is proof that, just like the cold war, gamergate never truly ended
he’s so mad we clocked his fake gamer tea
February 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Yeah I like DEI

Dale
Earnhardt
Intimidator, The
February 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Look at my opposition party dawg
Democratic congressman Jim Himes, a former investment banker, says Trump's Wall Street appointees "know what they're doing" and that "I actually think the economy is in relatively good hands."
January 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Feeling pretty smug today about never giving a shit about "the drones."
January 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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it’s wild how quickly the government can make everything completely stop working
January 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Ohio State won a natty so another Mahomes Super Bowl won’t sting this time around!
January 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Once again
January 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
THE Curtis Samuel ! 🌰❗️
January 27, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Mahomes Bullshit comes for us all
January 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m so glad with Ohio State winning the natty I can just totally block out whatever happens in the NFL. Yeah i don’t want the Chiefs to 3peat, but won’t hurt me now if they do!
January 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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ChatGPT is down? Huh. Crazy how that doesn't affect my life in literally any way at all
January 23, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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H12TORY MADE 🏆
January 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Lead poisoned boomer refuses to accept he’s in the wrong. Many such cases!
January 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Doink in but man my heart just hit the floor when it cut to Baker :( #SNF
January 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM