Marta
@martacollins.bsky.social
Music, books, travel, nature and conferencing. Cornwall resident.
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I've got to be honest, we may as well call it a night #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
I’m entering The Teenager as potential winner of #Duvetknowitschristmas
He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic
Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates
He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
He’s had to move from his bedroom to the unconverted attic
Cardboard floor & headboard is a nice touch which I’m sure he appreciates
He think it looks like he’s living in a meth den
#DuvetKnowItsChristmas
December 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I've got to be honest, we may as well call it a night #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
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The Twilight Sad's superb new single "WAITING FOR THE PHONE CALL" is out NOW - along with news of UK & EU tour dates for April & May 2026! 💛
Sign up to their mailing list for pre-sale info 👉🏼 thetwilightsad.com/
🎧 Listen/stream/watch "WAITING FOR THE PHONE CALL" 👉🏼 twilightsad.lnk.to/waiting
Sign up to their mailing list for pre-sale info 👉🏼 thetwilightsad.com/
🎧 Listen/stream/watch "WAITING FOR THE PHONE CALL" 👉🏼 twilightsad.lnk.to/waiting
October 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
The Twilight Sad's superb new single "WAITING FOR THE PHONE CALL" is out NOW - along with news of UK & EU tour dates for April & May 2026! 💛
Sign up to their mailing list for pre-sale info 👉🏼 thetwilightsad.com/
🎧 Listen/stream/watch "WAITING FOR THE PHONE CALL" 👉🏼 twilightsad.lnk.to/waiting
Sign up to their mailing list for pre-sale info 👉🏼 thetwilightsad.com/
🎧 Listen/stream/watch "WAITING FOR THE PHONE CALL" 👉🏼 twilightsad.lnk.to/waiting
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This is an *incredibly* good idea.
If I were running Labour comms I would commission an app called 'Will the Tories/Reform deport you?' then let the reactions on TikTok and Instagram do their work.
October 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
This is an *incredibly* good idea.
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It drives me nuts. The Telegraph, Mail, Sun etc and the politicians they sponsor like Johnson, Farage, Cameron & Truss got everything they wanted for fourteen of the last fifteen years & only now, with Labour in power for *less than one*, do they acknowledge the damage they have done. It’s sick.
June 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
It drives me nuts. The Telegraph, Mail, Sun etc and the politicians they sponsor like Johnson, Farage, Cameron & Truss got everything they wanted for fourteen of the last fifteen years & only now, with Labour in power for *less than one*, do they acknowledge the damage they have done. It’s sick.
Wait, what? Sensible voters?!
Labour defeats SNP to win Hamilton by-election; Reform finish third
June 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Wait, what? Sensible voters?!
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The 50% drop in net migration just announced will surprise precisely nobody who has been paying attention to the issue, as opposed to exploiting and lying about it for clicks & votes. I doubt the stats will change the toxic narratives of the latter group, though.
May 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
The 50% drop in net migration just announced will surprise precisely nobody who has been paying attention to the issue, as opposed to exploiting and lying about it for clicks & votes. I doubt the stats will change the toxic narratives of the latter group, though.
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The U.K. fishing industry - weaponised & then betrayed & then abandoned, by Johnson, Farage & the rest of them - is better off under Starmer’s deal than it was under Johnson’s. That’s not an opinion. It’s counting. Anyone claiming otherwise is a liar.
May 19, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The U.K. fishing industry - weaponised & then betrayed & then abandoned, by Johnson, Farage & the rest of them - is better off under Starmer’s deal than it was under Johnson’s. That’s not an opinion. It’s counting. Anyone claiming otherwise is a liar.
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I mistyped an email sign off as “all the bees” instead of “all the best”. I reckon I’m going to stick with it. I can’t think of anything negative that can possibly come of wishing someone all the bees.
April 23, 2025 at 8:02 AM
I mistyped an email sign off as “all the bees” instead of “all the best”. I reckon I’m going to stick with it. I can’t think of anything negative that can possibly come of wishing someone all the bees.
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Truro City: after years on the road history beckons for Cornwall’s former nomads
Truro City: after years on the road history beckons for Cornwall’s former nomads
The Tinners are back on home soil and four games away from a remarkable promotion to the fifth tier
www.theguardian.com
April 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Truro City: after years on the road history beckons for Cornwall’s former nomads
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WHAT THE HELL IS A SPOOZ OH MY GOD THINGS I DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT ARE CRASHING
Spooz down over 3% now
April 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
WHAT THE HELL IS A SPOOZ OH MY GOD THINGS I DONT EVEN KNOW ABOUT ARE CRASHING
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Don't look at your pension, whatever you do.
April 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Don't look at your pension, whatever you do.
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Welcome to Idiocracy.
April 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Welcome to Idiocracy.
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Can u imagine this amount of coverage about the economic costs of Brexit?
Sigh.
Sigh.
April 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Can u imagine this amount of coverage about the economic costs of Brexit?
Sigh.
Sigh.
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Raise your hand if you think a vote for Donald Trump last November was like the British people voting for Brexit AGAIN.
March 27, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Raise your hand if you think a vote for Donald Trump last November was like the British people voting for Brexit AGAIN.
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actually the funniest screengrab from the chat, imo
nice try Michael Waltz!! nice try!!! close but no cigar Michael Waltz!!
nice try Michael Waltz!! nice try!!! close but no cigar Michael Waltz!!
March 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
actually the funniest screengrab from the chat, imo
nice try Michael Waltz!! nice try!!! close but no cigar Michael Waltz!!
nice try Michael Waltz!! nice try!!! close but no cigar Michael Waltz!!
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Can’t make this up.
March 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Can’t make this up.
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All those living near Southampton. Tickets are selling fast for my event at Hedge End Theatre on March 28. Please do come.
thepointeastleigh.co.uk/whats-on/joh...
thepointeastleigh.co.uk/whats-on/joh...
John Crace: What the hell just happened?
From the ingeniously quick-witted John Crace comes a satirical memoir from the eyes of his beloved dog, Herbie. And as a Westminster veteran, boy does he…
thepointeastleigh.co.uk
March 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
All those living near Southampton. Tickets are selling fast for my event at Hedge End Theatre on March 28. Please do come.
thepointeastleigh.co.uk/whats-on/joh...
thepointeastleigh.co.uk/whats-on/joh...
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BREAKING: Kia’s official Instagram account in Norway just posted this..
March 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
BREAKING: Kia’s official Instagram account in Norway just posted this..
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I've never seen a nation torch its reputation the way Musk and Trump are torching that of the US. Every day they find a way to make a new segment of the world population detest them. Makes Brexit look like a PR triumph.
March 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I've never seen a nation torch its reputation the way Musk and Trump are torching that of the US. Every day they find a way to make a new segment of the world population detest them. Makes Brexit look like a PR triumph.
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I’m guessing Trump believes Poland started WWII by invading Germany
February 19, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I’m guessing Trump believes Poland started WWII by invading Germany
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You can always tell when A-ha have been in to return their books.
February 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
You can always tell when A-ha have been in to return their books.
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Really struck today by how many of the people most responsible for the Brexit shitshow were actively rewarded for their stupidity/dishonesty. Knighthoods, Damehoods, peerages, newspaper columns, seats in the House of Commons… It’s a mark of how deep the rot has gone into the fabric of our society.
January 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Really struck today by how many of the people most responsible for the Brexit shitshow were actively rewarded for their stupidity/dishonesty. Knighthoods, Damehoods, peerages, newspaper columns, seats in the House of Commons… It’s a mark of how deep the rot has gone into the fabric of our society.
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Yes I wonder if the guy who's spent the last three months supporting far-right groups was doing a fascist salute it seems so unlike him.
January 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Yes I wonder if the guy who's spent the last three months supporting far-right groups was doing a fascist salute it seems so unlike him.
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In January 2021, during the third national lockdown, I pulled into this deserted pub car park to turn the van round and found a lamppost and a bin engaged in lively conversation while they thought no one was looking. Incredible.
January 18, 2025 at 7:47 AM
In January 2021, during the third national lockdown, I pulled into this deserted pub car park to turn the van round and found a lamppost and a bin engaged in lively conversation while they thought no one was looking. Incredible.
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Not a single Reform MP has bothered to turn up to today's House of Commons debate on tackling violence against women and girls
January 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Not a single Reform MP has bothered to turn up to today's House of Commons debate on tackling violence against women and girls