Martin
@mart-m24.bsky.social
CSU’s finest. Eternal Tom Nook icon haver. Twitter expat, frequent concertgoer, iced coffee freakazoid, journalist, and general perpetual malcontent.
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bad news. they're not letting you post on this website anymore
April 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
bad news. they're not letting you post on this website anymore
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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
February 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
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I had to explain to a class today that Lin-Manuel Miranda was in fact not the guy whose arrest led to Miranda rights becoming a thing.
January 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I had to explain to a class today that Lin-Manuel Miranda was in fact not the guy whose arrest led to Miranda rights becoming a thing.
man what are the cavs doing playing at 1:00 on a saturday afternoon
December 7, 2024 at 4:00 PM
man what are the cavs doing playing at 1:00 on a saturday afternoon
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doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids
me: that’s literally all i drink
me: that’s literally all i drink
November 23, 2024 at 6:28 PM
doctor: make sure you drink plenty of fluids
me: that’s literally all i drink
me: that’s literally all i drink
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I’m contractually obligated to tell you guys the Boston Red Sox added Jhoestynxon Garcia to their 40-man roster and his nickname is “The Password.”
November 20, 2024 at 1:14 AM
I’m contractually obligated to tell you guys the Boston Red Sox added Jhoestynxon Garcia to their 40-man roster and his nickname is “The Password.”
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Mike Tyson can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.
November 16, 2024 at 6:41 AM
Mike Tyson can still win if Mike Pence has the courage.
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The Game Boy Advance SP design is perfect, not just because it's very portable, but because its flip phone style means that if you're not doing well at Pokémon Fire Red or whatever, you can just angrily hang up on it.
November 15, 2024 at 12:58 PM
The Game Boy Advance SP design is perfect, not just because it's very portable, but because its flip phone style means that if you're not doing well at Pokémon Fire Red or whatever, you can just angrily hang up on it.
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You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.
November 14, 2024 at 6:22 PM
You're singing an entire song about Jimmy cracking corn and you expect us to believe you don't care? He's living rent-free in your head.
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It rocks that the NBA's in-season tournament just instantly worked. Very obviously a gimmick, and not an especially elaborate one at that, but the players care and so the games are both good and played at a non-November intensity. It's great, but I feel like a baby chortling at a game of peek-a-boo.
November 13, 2024 at 3:17 AM
It rocks that the NBA's in-season tournament just instantly worked. Very obviously a gimmick, and not an especially elaborate one at that, but the players care and so the games are both good and played at a non-November intensity. It's great, but I feel like a baby chortling at a game of peek-a-boo.