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marshallvaughn.bsky.social
M
@marshallvaughn.bsky.social
Developer, software architect, and pedant. I shout opinions into the void from the Shenandoah Valley. All opinions are my own.
Casino Royale is the best Bond film, and it has the best Bond song, and it's not even close.
October 9, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Donate to my campaign to make Laura Loomer’s day worse: secure.actblue.com/donate/abu-bluesky
September 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Friendly reminder that it is impossible to appease fascists.
September 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I'll be putting out a drop box for everyone telling me I was overreacting about the direction the country was headed in. Feel free to drop your apologies in at your convenience.
September 19, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I love the pop-ups you see on online storefronts that offer a discount code or membership or something. Because when you click it, you inevitably have to click something like "No, I am an utter simpleton who understands nothing". Really makes me want to spend money at that place.
September 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
“It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.” — Gen. William T. Sherman
September 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
With Amazon Prime's included 2-day shipping, I can get products shipped to my house in just under a week.
September 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Could programmers from the 80's understand today's code?

Could todays programmers understand code from the 80's?

My brother, I don't understand my own code from last week. Every line I write is a bespoke bit of spontaneous genius that even I am incapable of deciphering mere days after writing it.
September 2, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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DC should get to be a state.

There are issues that are complicated. This isn’t one of them. Every American deserves representation.
August 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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When I was little, the U.S. military came to our home at gunpoint and took me and my family away. We were imprisoned for years in barbed wire camps simply because we were Japanese American. I have spent my life telling that story, hoping it would never be repeated.
July 21, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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"Questioning is the way of learning,"

Encourage your children to ask questions, not to accept existing answers.
July 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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What in the holy hell are you trying to do to me? Might as well just sell cocaine!!
July 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The GOP loves fear mongering on the dangers of a radical left government telling private corporations how to operate their business.

Anyway, here's the Republican president telling companies what to charge for their products regardless of market conditions.
Someone's panicking.
June 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'm sure they'll all be first in line to go fight themselves, or send their own children, since it's such a noble and righteous cause.
Wow so you’re telling me everyone who cheered on the Iraq war is on board with this now too? And so are the people who opposed the Iran nuclear deal and killed it?

You’re kidding.
June 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Ask your doctor what treatment the supreme court decided is right for you.
June 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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Why is it that legal loopholes can only be exploited by bad guys to do bad things, and not good people who want to do good things?
This lede is the most evergreen tweet if Trump 2.0: “The White House is signaling it may soon invoke a little-known and legally untested power” www.nytimes.com/2025/06/17/u...
White House Eyes Rarely Used Power to Override Congress on Spending
www.nytimes.com
June 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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It is actually nuts that even when the NYC political establishment was presented with a broad field of talented candidates w/ many ideas, in a time of generational change & anti-corruption, they STILL chose to line up behind scandal-ridden Andrew Cuomo.

It’s cowardice.
June 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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June 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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The federal government is moving to take over the California National Guard and deploy 2,000 soldiers.

That move is purposefully inflammatory and will only escalate tensions.
June 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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Me watching that Doctor Who finale:
a man with blue paint on his face is making a surprised face and asking what .
ALT: a man with blue paint on his face is making a surprised face and asking what .
media.tenor.com
May 31, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Narrator: he didn’t
May 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Federal judge dresses down Alina Habba:

"Your role is not to secure convictions at all costs, nor to satisfy public clamor, nor to advance political agendas. Your allegiance is to the impartial application of the law, to the pursuit of truth and to the upholding of due process for all."
May 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Max (previously HBO Max) is now HBO Max again. How truly lucky we are to live in the golden age of branding prowess.
May 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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I am publishing soon something we were scooped on

@theonion.com beat us to it

I am not joking
May 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM