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Ryan Cox
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Photographer ~ Aspiring Adventurer
I shoot photo and video and make pottery
Denver, CO
www.coxitron.com
@artsandcox.com - Our pottery account on Bluesky
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I just want tasty cheese and house drains that work is that too much to ask
December 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
My whole life kids have been told railways were the key to US prosperity, in the past tense
My whole life we’ve been told that The US is simply too big to have high speed rail
December 27, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Oh good the laundry machine drain just backed up all over, xmas is canceled!
December 27, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
We sell lots of cat mugs @tahlya.bsky.social makes but not dog mugs bc people only want their dog’s breed not just the idea of “dog” lol
It's funny how obsessed dog people are with breeds and cat people are just like "idk...orange?"
Threads is just wild because what the fuck
December 27, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Only reason I know somewhat about it is because a grandparent on both sides took up a late in life genealogy project. Only interesting thing was finding out my grandma’s family and my wife’s grandmas family were from towns in Slovakia about 60 miles apart. Both ended up in Cleveland (we met in CA)
i really don't know the answer to this but what percentage of white americans like me have absolutely no idea where our ancestors were living more than a few generations back because most people in the family have not cared that much
For those not following at home, “Heritage American” is a category of white supremacy covering people whose ancestors were white folks who were pioneers.
December 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Making Triple Cream today
December 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
One Battle After Another is a Christmas movie
December 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Xmas halupki
December 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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it's incredible to contemplate: these people don't have enough. they look at your rickety remaining safety nets -- maybe some employer provided health insurance, maybe even a 401k -- and they think: i need to get my greasy lips around those dregs and drink them dry too
December 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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One day I’ll get better at making a tradition (forgot to make another set of clay gingerbread houses with Tahl)
December 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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WE’RE TRYING 😂
December 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year.

As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
December 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I did not enjoy Spirited! Don’t put it in the paper that I enjoyed Spirited!
December 25, 2025 at 8:20 AM
WE’RE TRYING 😂
December 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
One day I’ll get better at making a tradition (forgot to make another set of clay gingerbread houses with Tahl)
December 25, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Search your first name and then "glamour shot" and post a photo.

(this was the first one that came up)
December 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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December 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Had this on all night last night, very chill
For your holiday ambiance, I've made a hypnotic yule log fireplace with ultra slow motion macro footage of flames stretching & warping like liquid as fire reacts with calcium chloride & barium. This is real fire I filmed, not CGI or AI.

10hrs, 4K, crackling sounds, no music, no ads. Happy holidays!
10 Hours Hypnotic Fireplace Ambiance – 4K Macro Slow-Motion Color Flames, Crackling Fire (No Music)
YouTube video by Rob Sheridan
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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"Kavanaugh Stop" went from a skeet on here to Bluesky meme to crosspollinating over on X to Brett Kavanaugh's burner account seeing it there to a whiny defensive footnote about it in a decision by the Supreme Court of the United States.

Juice.
Check out the Kavanaugh FN 4; I think it's pretty clear that the Kavanaugh Stop thing has gotten to him:
December 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Tis the season to celebrate all the bluesky haters whose only real complaint is that the worst people, politicians and journalistic hacks routinely get nuclear ratio’d on here
December 23, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely.
December 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Got some of that City Bakery bread from Royal Crest and you weren’t kidding, it’s very good! @erniebufflo.bsky.social
December 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM