Mark St. John
@markstjohn.bsky.social
GQ's 2023 "Pickled Okra Enjoyer of the Year" winner.
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reminder you can just add pickled jalapeños and no one can stop you. you can just do that
October 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
reminder you can just add pickled jalapeños and no one can stop you. you can just do that
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You mother fucker I have never once wanted to upload to OneDrive, just let me attach the file to the email
September 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
You mother fucker I have never once wanted to upload to OneDrive, just let me attach the file to the email
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You guys have gotta stop shopping at Spirit Halloween. That stuff is terrible for the environment.
Just get some real ghosts by purchasing a widow's engagement ring from the flea market. Just dig up some real bones.
Just get some real ghosts by purchasing a widow's engagement ring from the flea market. Just dig up some real bones.
August 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
You guys have gotta stop shopping at Spirit Halloween. That stuff is terrible for the environment.
Just get some real ghosts by purchasing a widow's engagement ring from the flea market. Just dig up some real bones.
Just get some real ghosts by purchasing a widow's engagement ring from the flea market. Just dig up some real bones.
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Home Run Derby idea: put a dozen Jose Canseco impersonators in the outfield and if you hit a home run by bouncing one off their head you immediately win the whole thing
July 15, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Home Run Derby idea: put a dozen Jose Canseco impersonators in the outfield and if you hit a home run by bouncing one off their head you immediately win the whole thing
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Magnolia unexpectedly had to go to the vet and wonders if you might crack open this door so she could just slip out
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
July 11, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Magnolia unexpectedly had to go to the vet and wonders if you might crack open this door so she could just slip out
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
@darthbluesky.bsky.social
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The best part of the Club World Cup is learning how many of the world's greatest athletes would spontaneously combust if they had to do a single August two-a-day for Texas high school football
June 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The best part of the Club World Cup is learning how many of the world's greatest athletes would spontaneously combust if they had to do a single August two-a-day for Texas high school football
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It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits
June 22, 2024 at 9:58 PM
It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits
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For Your Weekend Listening Pleasure:
A belated 43rd anniversary to the night The Only Band That Matters played Oak Cliff's Bronco Bowl. Know your rights.
ia601802.us.archive.org/7/items/Clas...
Clash Facts: Everything you need to know about that night.
blackmarketclash.co.uk/Pages/Gigs/T...
A belated 43rd anniversary to the night The Only Band That Matters played Oak Cliff's Bronco Bowl. Know your rights.
ia601802.us.archive.org/7/items/Clas...
Clash Facts: Everything you need to know about that night.
blackmarketclash.co.uk/Pages/Gigs/T...
June 7, 2025 at 2:13 PM
For Your Weekend Listening Pleasure:
A belated 43rd anniversary to the night The Only Band That Matters played Oak Cliff's Bronco Bowl. Know your rights.
ia601802.us.archive.org/7/items/Clas...
Clash Facts: Everything you need to know about that night.
blackmarketclash.co.uk/Pages/Gigs/T...
A belated 43rd anniversary to the night The Only Band That Matters played Oak Cliff's Bronco Bowl. Know your rights.
ia601802.us.archive.org/7/items/Clas...
Clash Facts: Everything you need to know about that night.
blackmarketclash.co.uk/Pages/Gigs/T...
@taterpie.bsky.social enjoy your new Jesus (he's pretty good and I hope a fresh start does him well).
December 31, 2024 at 4:46 PM
@taterpie.bsky.social enjoy your new Jesus (he's pretty good and I hope a fresh start does him well).
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The 16th Annual Holiday Music
Spectacular begins (live) at 9 pm CST tomorrow on The Ticket (KTCK 96.7/1310). Or on the website. Or the SportsDay app. And the podcast of the three-hour broadcast will post some time during the post-Spectacular show.
Spectacular begins (live) at 9 pm CST tomorrow on The Ticket (KTCK 96.7/1310). Or on the website. Or the SportsDay app. And the podcast of the three-hour broadcast will post some time during the post-Spectacular show.
December 24, 2024 at 3:06 AM
The 16th Annual Holiday Music
Spectacular begins (live) at 9 pm CST tomorrow on The Ticket (KTCK 96.7/1310). Or on the website. Or the SportsDay app. And the podcast of the three-hour broadcast will post some time during the post-Spectacular show.
Spectacular begins (live) at 9 pm CST tomorrow on The Ticket (KTCK 96.7/1310). Or on the website. Or the SportsDay app. And the podcast of the three-hour broadcast will post some time during the post-Spectacular show.
“You will be visited by three spirits”
December 24, 2024 at 4:00 AM
“You will be visited by three spirits”
@peet2.bsky.social good little stretch of broadcasting, are you and Tes going to be doing more shifts across the end of year?
December 23, 2024 at 11:02 PM
@peet2.bsky.social good little stretch of broadcasting, are you and Tes going to be doing more shifts across the end of year?
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What would the world be without its moody little goth boys?
December 23, 2024 at 11:04 AM
What would the world be without its moody little goth boys?
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In a call today about the ongoing difficulties remediating kicking China's hackers out of US telecoms, FBI and CISA suggested you call and text with encryption. (Really)
U.S. officials urge Americans to use encrypted apps amid cyberattack
Officials from the FBI and CISA said it was impossible to predict when the telecommunications companies would be fully safe from interlopers.
www.nbcnews.com
December 3, 2024 at 9:08 PM
In a call today about the ongoing difficulties remediating kicking China's hackers out of US telecoms, FBI and CISA suggested you call and text with encryption. (Really)
@hexadecim8.com do you still sell peppers and rubs? I had an ancestral calling to that ghost pepper taco seasoning you made awhile back.
December 1, 2024 at 11:01 PM
@hexadecim8.com do you still sell peppers and rubs? I had an ancestral calling to that ghost pepper taco seasoning you made awhile back.
The last five concerts you saw...
Power Trip
Ceremony
Frozen Soul
Power Trip
Ceremony
Power Trip
Ceremony
Frozen Soul
Power Trip
Ceremony
The last five concerts you saw…
Sunn O)))
Chat Pile
Boris
The The
The Bug Club
Sunn O)))
Chat Pile
Boris
The The
The Bug Club
The last five concerts you saw…
Amy Rigby
Bob Dylan
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Peter Perrett
The Secret Goldfish
Amy Rigby
Bob Dylan
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Peter Perrett
The Secret Goldfish
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 PM
The last five concerts you saw...
Power Trip
Ceremony
Frozen Soul
Power Trip
Ceremony
Power Trip
Ceremony
Frozen Soul
Power Trip
Ceremony
@taterpie.bsky.social how appropriate is this: ftw.usatoday.com/2024/11/espn...
ESPN captured wild video of metal falling from the Cowboys’ stadium ceiling
Live video of metal falling from the ceiling at AT&T Stadium is wild.
ftw.usatoday.com
November 19, 2024 at 2:09 AM
@taterpie.bsky.social how appropriate is this: ftw.usatoday.com/2024/11/espn...
Just a weekend reminder: Clean your dishwasher filter, descale your coffee making mechanisms, dump vinegar down all of your drains.
November 9, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Just a weekend reminder: Clean your dishwasher filter, descale your coffee making mechanisms, dump vinegar down all of your drains.
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steely dan is pervert music
October 30, 2024 at 9:17 PM
steely dan is pervert music
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it's time we make this Bauhaus into a Bauhome
October 8, 2023 at 6:14 PM
it's time we make this Bauhaus into a Bauhome