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Fission & fusion. Derby Bentley, Triumph TR4. Aviation. Physics/Space stuff. Views mine & no-one else's. Reposts not. Twitter refugee @MarkNuclearman

Suffolk UK
Larry's Christmas never differs.

Ate it.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: FIVE GOLD RINGS, four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. Someone check my litter tray, I think I ate some rings by mistake...
December 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
6-8% loss of UK GDP due to Brexit is why we in Britain can't have nice things.

We should rejoin but, in the spirit of not denying better for perfect, let's get our MPs behind re-establishing a customs union with the EU to start with.

Sign here:

www.europeanmovement.co.uk/contact-mp-u...
Urge Your MP to Attend the Debate on a UK-EU Customs Union
Ask your MP to attend the debate on a UK–EU Customs Union and take action on the rising costs and trade barriers facing UK businesses. Make your voice heard today.
www.europeanmovement.co.uk
December 5, 2025 at 10:07 AM
'The Appliance is malfunctioning again Gromit. Do Something!'
When you start talking about yourself in the third person you’re a twat. But when you were already a twat and you start doing it, I don’t even know what to call you anymore.
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Dear herberts,

thinking of voting for this shower?

Who's side are you actually on? I'll give you a minute to process it.

#reformarenotyourfriends
Farage banging 🇷🇺 Putin’s drum for him again. I’d missed this one regarding Russia’s novichok attack on British soil that killed a British woman.

How can anyone who considers themselves patriotic vote for him or his party?
Farage has been dismissing evidence of Russian ties to the Salisbury Novichok attack since 2018 🧐
December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Removal of viable food production land is the real worry.

While it's true that as the equatorial regions become unviable the higher latitudes come into play but 2 things occur - there is much less suitable land in the Southern hemisphere & in the North, the countries owning that land will change.
Like I've said before, if you have any doubts about climate change, just go to a super-boring insurance conference and listen to the super-boring panels where they dryly talk about the growing threat of disasters so catastrophic and unpredictable in scope they simply cannot be insured at any price.
Wild how the Fed chair saying that *entire regions of the United States* won’t be able to get a mortgage in the next decade barely registered as a news event
December 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Equally effective, I'd conjecture.

#ReligionJustSayNo
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the President of The United States of America:

#VoteSmarter
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The bar has just been raised, lads:
My 40-year-old wife went to buy champagne for our wedding anniversary dinner. I phoned the off licence after she left, gave a description of her and what she was buying and requested they ask her for ID. She came home absolutely beaming. It's the simple things.
December 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Dear herberts,

that vote you cast to leave the EU in 2016 has led to Britain having to go cap in hand to the US and pay 25% more for our drugs.

I wonder which 25% of the drugs the NHS will no longer be able to afford to supply to us [including you] when we're sick?

#VoteSmarter in future.
This is only happening because of Brexit! 😡
"Ministers have been accused of caving in to US demands to spend billions a year extra on drugs after pressure from Trump. The UK has agreed to pay 25% more for new medicines by 2035 as part of a US-UK drug deal estimated to cost an extra £3bn a year."
NHS to pay 25% more for innovative drugs after UK–US zero-tariff deal
Agreement could cost NHS an extra £3bn a year, industry sources estimate
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Like 2 passengers on the deck of the Titanic suggesting they share custody of the anvil.
FT Exclusive: The Reform UK leader told donors he expects a deal or merger between his party and the Conservatives ahead of the next general election, suggesting he does not believe he can sweep to power alone. on.ft.com/44xlHi0
December 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
They used to make tyres, before we had radials, called bias-belted.

Just came to mind for some unknown reason.
This is how Chris Mason, like a child filled with wonder, described "the choreography and theatre that surrounds a Budget" in Feb 2024, when a male Tory Chancellor was in post.

"Plans, or even just options, can be floated... Reaction to them can be tested. Opponents can be teased or wrongfooted." 👀
December 2, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Not sure about Nads but Gullis-Kruger has a certain ring to it, don't you think?
If there was ever a man suited for Reform, it’s Jonathan Gullis - between him, Dorries and Kruger, the party is truly getting filled with the exact sort of politicians you’d expect.
December 2, 2025 at 9:17 AM
'The room under the bus goes squish, squish, squish...'
December 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Survivor killers, from senior management to trigger-pullers, this one is for you.

I believe The Hague has a place reserved for you.
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Like a poorly illuminated Pepper's Ghost, the Brexit elephant in the room is starting to become visible:
👏🏽"We must all now confront the reality that the Brexit deal significantly hurt our economy. We have to keep reducing frictions. We have to keep moving towards a closer relationship with the EU. And we have to be grown up about it. To accept that it will require trade-offs."👏🏽

Music to my ears. ~AA
December 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I did percentages in school, aged 9.

Mr Drew, our teacher, would have had a stroke if we had come out with such an innumerate statement as this one from Trimp.

#VoteSmarter
Reading this feels like being yelled at by a calculator having a stroke.
December 1, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I love the smell of a fall guy being set up in the morning....
December 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Larry on the pulse, as usual:
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree. Ate it.
December 1, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Appeasement - that always goes well, right?
This is the most alarming story I’ve read today. Giving up the fight before it’s started
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Was her number up?
A customer just returned this because her airline said it could be a weapon and so not allowed in carry on.
😂😭
November 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
'People's Front of Judea?'

'Splitter!'

'No mate, we're The Judean People's Front'

#VoteSmarter
You could not make this up!

How many fights, splits, factions, arguments, boycots, explusions and resignations can one party have before it's even formally created?
November 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
They say The Hague is very nice this time of year...
How low we have sunk as a country. The US Department of Defense is now run by a rabid war criminal.

Ordering the execution of helpless survivors of an attack is ALWAYS a war crime, whether they civilian or military.

Pure, mindless, barbarism.
www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-pet...
Pentagon Pete in Legal Peril Over ‘Kill Them All’ Orders
A follow-up missile allegedly killed survivors of a U.S. strike on a drug boat.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
This far down in the polls, I'd risk it all on starting the Article 49 process to rejoin the EU on economics alone.

Britain's broke & rejoining the EU fixes it.

The lamppost adorners will never come round so ignore them & focus on the rest of us who would rejoin to be substantially better-off.
New analysis by the politically neutral House of Commons library says that Brexit:

- cost the average Briton between £2,700 and £3,700

- lost the Treasury up to £90bn a year tax revenue.

Rachel Reeves budget options could have been very different!

www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Brexit costing UK up to £90bn in lost tax revenue , new analysis shows
Exclusive: Britons also up to £3,700 worse off, leading to calls for the Labour government to improve relations with the EU
www.independent.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Not many locations are set up to provide career security running through 3 generations of families. The modern nuclear industry invests for 60-80 year asset lives and Sizewell C will be no different.

This is one of the chances to get a foothold in the industry:

www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=...
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
this is me(n)tal
The hidden chemical attack that forced the Northern line’s extraordinary repair

www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/the...
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM