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Marche Barnes
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· Apr 21
Got perma banned from Reddit 😂 oops
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Help Phil get nominated for the Splatterpunk awards!!!
🪓 Help me get nominated for the Splatterpunk Awards!
🪳 Send an email to splatterpunkawards@gmail.com and tell them you’d like to see BEGUILER OF SWARMS by Phil Keeling nominated for Best Short Story and THE BEST OF CARNAGE HOUSE YEAR ONE nominated for best anthology. The deadline’s December 31st
🪳 Send an email to splatterpunkawards@gmail.com and tell them you’d like to see BEGUILER OF SWARMS by Phil Keeling nominated for Best Short Story and THE BEST OF CARNAGE HOUSE YEAR ONE nominated for best anthology. The deadline’s December 31st
December 22, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Help Phil get nominated for the Splatterpunk awards!!!
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MS NOW Lures New Viewers With Rotating Gyro Spit In Corner Of Screen
MS NOW Lures New Viewers With Rotating Gyro Spit In Corner Of Screen
NEW YORK—In a continuation of their post-MSNBC rebranding effort, cable news network MS NOW was reportedly luring in new viewers Wednesday with a slowly rotating gyro spit in the corner of all its pro...
theonion.com
December 17, 2025 at 7:00 PM
MS NOW Lures New Viewers With Rotating Gyro Spit In Corner Of Screen
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The line “but you’ll have regrets AND more action figures” has been lodged in my brain for 26 years
December 16, 2025 at 6:31 AM
The line “but you’ll have regrets AND more action figures” has been lodged in my brain for 26 years
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This is Rose. She's paralyzed in both her back legs from being hit by a car as a stray. But when she sees her wheelchair harness come out, she knows it's time to walk and roll. 14/10 (IG: twopawrose)
December 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This is Rose. She's paralyzed in both her back legs from being hit by a car as a stray. But when she sees her wheelchair harness come out, she knows it's time to walk and roll. 14/10 (IG: twopawrose)
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Long before KPop Demon Hunters, it was YRP Sphere Hunters.💜 #FinalFantasy X-2 was out 22 years ago (in 2003)! Though hard to top the heights of FF10, X-2 made up for it with great gameplay, a cool OST, and a chance to explore a new side of Spira.
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/final...
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/final...
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Long before KPop Demon Hunters, it was YRP Sphere Hunters.💜 #FinalFantasy X-2 was out 22 years ago (in 2003)! Though hard to top the heights of FF10, X-2 made up for it with great gameplay, a cool OST, and a chance to explore a new side of Spira.
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/final...
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/final...
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Me, 2025: "children shouldn't be exposed to gambling in video games"
But also
Child Me, 2005: "this is the greatest thing I have ever played"
But also
Child Me, 2005: "this is the greatest thing I have ever played"
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Me, 2025: "children shouldn't be exposed to gambling in video games"
But also
Child Me, 2005: "this is the greatest thing I have ever played"
But also
Child Me, 2005: "this is the greatest thing I have ever played"
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This is Rudy. He carried out the perfect heist by remembering the four S's: sleep, sneak, steal, skedaddle. 14/10 (TT: rudyrudyroo)
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This is Rudy. He carried out the perfect heist by remembering the four S's: sleep, sneak, steal, skedaddle. 14/10 (TT: rudyrudyroo)
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GBA duology #GoldenSun began 24 years ago today (2001)! ☀️ With stunning pixel art, a great OST, and tons of clever puzzles and magic gameplay. We needed Camelot to make a new one by now, but they're currently stuck in Mario Sports purgatory. 🙏
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/golde...
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/golde...
November 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
GBA duology #GoldenSun began 24 years ago today (2001)! ☀️ With stunning pixel art, a great OST, and tons of clever puzzles and magic gameplay. We needed Camelot to make a new one by now, but they're currently stuck in Mario Sports purgatory. 🙏
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/golde...
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/golde...
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it was interesting to see this come together, both as a historical exercise and way to examine how a game's reception / status has evolved over time.
also that GI is one of only a handful of places still around that can reach back like this!
also that GI is one of only a handful of places still around that can reach back like this!
A 10/10 score is a rare honor, and Game Informer has only awarded 32 across its 34 years of existence. Here's a round-up of each one, along with the stories of some games that almost got a 10: gameinformer.com/2025/11/04/e...
November 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
it was interesting to see this come together, both as a historical exercise and way to examine how a game's reception / status has evolved over time.
also that GI is one of only a handful of places still around that can reach back like this!
also that GI is one of only a handful of places still around that can reach back like this!
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Final Fantasy XII was out 19 years ago (2006)! This tail-end PS2 FF title had some of the prettiest graphics and most realized world yet. Some hated it, but others (for instance, programmers) might call it their GOAT.🔥
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/final...
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/final...
November 1, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Final Fantasy XII was out 19 years ago (2006)! This tail-end PS2 FF title had some of the prettiest graphics and most realized world yet. Some hated it, but others (for instance, programmers) might call it their GOAT.🔥
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/final...
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/final...
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Lost Game Boy Color RPG #Infinity is up for physical/digital pre-orders, with a launch date of Dec. 22! This tactics RPG was originally developed between 1999 and 2001, being revived by a successful Kickstarter in 2021. Learn more below!
Trailer + Info: www.rpgfan.com/2025/10/21/t...
Trailer + Info: www.rpgfan.com/2025/10/21/t...
October 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Lost Game Boy Color RPG #Infinity is up for physical/digital pre-orders, with a launch date of Dec. 22! This tactics RPG was originally developed between 1999 and 2001, being revived by a successful Kickstarter in 2021. Learn more below!
Trailer + Info: www.rpgfan.com/2025/10/21/t...
Trailer + Info: www.rpgfan.com/2025/10/21/t...
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what I wanted for my 10th birthday
October 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
what I wanted for my 10th birthday
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Lawyer Friend Makes Strong Case For Nachos https://theonion.com/lawyer-friend-makes-strong-case-for-nachos-1819567126/
October 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Lawyer Friend Makes Strong Case For Nachos https://theonion.com/lawyer-friend-makes-strong-case-for-nachos-1819567126/
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This is Dumbo, Mela, Peaches, and Chiquis. They are a championship napping team. Their built-in sleep masks give them that competitive edge. 13/10 for all (TT: brokeboilopez)
October 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is Dumbo, Mela, Peaches, and Chiquis. They are a championship napping team. Their built-in sleep masks give them that competitive edge. 13/10 for all (TT: brokeboilopez)
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Pokémon Gold & Silver were out in NA 25 years ago (2000)! 🌸 Introducing new features like a day/night cycle, friendship evolution, breeding, new Steel and Dark types, and lots of lore. Exploring Johto was a fantastic -- and the post-game in Kanto was a treat!
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/pokem...
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/pokem...
October 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Pokémon Gold & Silver were out in NA 25 years ago (2000)! 🌸 Introducing new features like a day/night cycle, friendship evolution, breeding, new Steel and Dark types, and lots of lore. Exploring Johto was a fantastic -- and the post-game in Kanto was a treat!
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/pokem...
Review: www.rpgfan.com/review/pokem...
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Ohh! It's East meets West (Coast) this week with New York Jonathan (aka comedy legend Jon Glaser) and musical guest Hand Habits (aka Meg Duffy) joining us in studio TOMORROW Thursday 10/9 at 10am PT (1pm ET) on Office Hours! Tune in LIVE at youtube.com/live/cMjDAFx3OWI
October 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Ohh! It's East meets West (Coast) this week with New York Jonathan (aka comedy legend Jon Glaser) and musical guest Hand Habits (aka Meg Duffy) joining us in studio TOMORROW Thursday 10/9 at 10am PT (1pm ET) on Office Hours! Tune in LIVE at youtube.com/live/cMjDAFx3OWI
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Never kill yourself because one day you might learn that some Z-tier '80s cartoon you never heard of has the most fly opening song from an age *full* of fly opening songs.
October 7, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Never kill yourself because one day you might learn that some Z-tier '80s cartoon you never heard of has the most fly opening song from an age *full* of fly opening songs.
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Breaking news later today. Tell your friends to follow this account and stay tuned.
October 7, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Breaking news later today. Tell your friends to follow this account and stay tuned.
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comic (1983) archive.org/details/elec...
July 7, 2025 at 9:29 AM
comic (1983) archive.org/details/elec...
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Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷♀️
October 6, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷♀️
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U.S. Forest Service Kills Off Smokey Bear To Get People Serious About Fire Safety
October 2, 2025 at 5:01 PM
U.S. Forest Service Kills Off Smokey Bear To Get People Serious About Fire Safety