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Phil Keeling
@philmakesmonsters.bsky.social
Writer. Author of JUICE. BE NOT AFRAID releasing in 2026!

Work in Uncharted, Coffin Bell, Cleaver, The Pinch, The Devil Take You.

Co-host of the Pixel Lit podcast. Dollar store Orson Welles. he/him

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Cover reveal time. BE NOT AFRAID coming soon from Baynam Books Press.
Seventh credit sequence of the year. God damn.
February 6, 2026 at 5:55 PM
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Today we’re continuing our Alice in Wonderland-style march through the Soviet sewers in METRO 2033!!!

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Through the Metro Glass (Metro 2033: Part - 2)
YouTube video by The Pixel Lit Podcast
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February 4, 2026 at 1:37 PM
I don’t generally consider a book-length project to be a real thing until I hit about 10k words. So as of today, I’ve got a real thing on my hands.
February 3, 2026 at 9:04 PM
Sixth credit sequence of the year: Watertight. A quick and satisfying bit of horror-puzzle. Also, free!
February 1, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Fifth credit sequence of the year: PBA Pro Bowling 2026. GOTY contender and I’m not joking even a little bit.
January 31, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Current read: The Old Man and the Sea by Ernest Hemingway.
January 31, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Catherine O’Hara was the best comedic actress since Madeline Kahn: full stop.
January 31, 2026 at 12:11 PM
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The world outside is a frozen hellscape — time for some dystopian Muscovite lit! Today we’re starting METRO 2033.

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Kevin Tries to say Russian Names, Badly ( Metro 2033 - Part 1)
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January 28, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Cover reveal time. BE NOT AFRAID coming soon from Baynam Books Press.
January 28, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Just making hamburger steak for the family when I found out that I’m on the Bram Stoker award shortlist holy shit.
January 26, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Fourth credit sequence of the year: Road to Empress I. Bonus: adorable personality test results from 16 chapters of lying and backstabbing and watching people die tragically.
January 26, 2026 at 10:05 PM
If I start growing things full time, I promise to start a weekly show called WarFarmer where I show off crops, work around the property, and my latest painted pieces of gray plastic.
January 24, 2026 at 1:37 PM
If there’s an opinion on Mouthwashing that I’d most want to hear, it’s Kat’s.
***New video is out!***
What you’ve done cannot be undone, nor forgiven. It can only be taken responsibility for. This is a video about Mouthwashing.

Video here: youtu.be/EHN5zToH3n8
Support me here: patreon.com/pixeladay
January 22, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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Today the guys are wrapping up Warhammer 40K: Dawn of War!

Find out what army got the shaft, which characters got the boot, and who muttered the book’s title with his dying breath.

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Daybreak of War: The End (Warhammer 40000:L Dawn of War - Part 3)
YouTube video by The Pixel Lit Podcast
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January 21, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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It would be really cool if we had an economy based on selling things that are good instead of one where a bunch of rich guys sell each other a bridge that doesn’t exist until the whole thing implodes
January 20, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I can’t believe National Geographic is going to make us watch Will Smith’s midlife crisis.
January 20, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Yall better keep a close eye on yr girl. I’m over here bowling perfect 300 games.
January 19, 2026 at 1:10 PM
To satisfy my personal reading and the reading for @pixellitpod.com, I’m constantly reading two or three books at a time. Today, I wrapped up the novelization of 40K: Dawn of War right after I finished The Picture of Dorian Gray.

My library’s weird-looking, is all I’m saying.
January 18, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Got really excited over an ad I saw for a Native American owned coffee company. Now the algorithm thinks I want all coffee ads all the time.

No you stupid brick, I want more Native shit.
January 17, 2026 at 1:00 PM
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STOP.

WARHAMMER TIME.

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Star Warshammer 4000 (Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War Book 1 - Part 2)
YouTube video by The Pixel Lit Podcast
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January 16, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Third credit sequence of 2026: The Lightkeeper.
January 16, 2026 at 7:05 PM
January 13, 2026 at 4:57 PM
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Our first new book of the year is here!

Question: are you surprised it’s related to Warhammer?

Pick up Dawn of War and let’s get ready for a WAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!

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Not Your Daddy's Alpha Legion (Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War Book 1 - Part 1)
YouTube video by The Pixel Lit Podcast
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January 7, 2026 at 9:12 PM
The founder of Sheetz is dead. I’m expecting all Yinzers to wear black for about six months.
January 6, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Second credit sequence of the year — a victory for the Imperial Guard is a victory for the Emperor!
January 6, 2026 at 2:09 AM