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A Gigglemax 3000
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leftists versus liberals is the single worst way to spend our energy right now send tweet
March 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Percy Shelley: I propose a ghost story contest! What is the SCARIEST story concept???

Mary Shelley: a guy creates another guy

Byron: I don’t get it

Mary Shelley: (*looks directly into the camera)
February 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
lol the $5K checks already don’t add up, so I’m thinking Trump and Elon are going to distribute it in Trump’s NFT or Dogecoin.

It has the PoTeNtIaL to be $5K.

lol leave it to the boys to create the worst MLM ever.
February 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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roses are red. violets are red. the bedroom is red. the hallway is red. everything is red. this is a crime scene.
February 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I will scream this until I’m blue in the face:

YOU CANNOT GET ALL SASSY AND TELL PEOPLE “Google is free 💅🏽” WHEN ALL THE FACT-CHECKED INFO IS BEHIND A PAYWALL.

especially when the free sources have no problem poisoning the well.
Liberals: Why don’t people understand these critical issues and keep voting in ways that directly negatively impacts them?

NYTimes: paywall

WSJ: paywall

WaPo: paywall

Business Insider: paywall

The Guardian: paywall

Fox News: open

Newsmax: open

OAN: open

Liberals: It’s such a mystery.
February 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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you already run it and you run it like dog shit so next question
2025 will go down as the year when all the subtext became text
February 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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isn’t this like the wicked logo
📸 | Taylor Swift and Chappell Roan at the 2025 GRAMMYs
February 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Babes is listening to BOB in the shower and I don’t know if it’s the apocalypse or Black History Month but the end is HITTING.

POWER MUSIC ELECTRIC REVIVAL ⚡️

POWER MUSIC ELECTRIC REVIVAL ⚡️⚡️

POWER MUSIC ELECTRIC REVIVAL ⚡️⚡️⚡️

POWER MUSIC ELECTRIC REVIVAL ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

LFG!!!
February 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My son pooping on the toilet:

🎶 I’m doing meee! I’m doing meee! I’M DOIN ME! OH YEAH!

I’m doing me! I’m doing me! I’m doin’ ME! 🎶

💀
February 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Happy Black History Month!

First order of business, does anyone else remember the 🎶365 Black🎶 jingle-thing from the Tom Joyner Morning Show, I think?

Maybe less of a jingle and more of a call and response?
February 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
FUTURE SENATOR PETER PAUL BUTTIGIEG, D — TRAVERSE CITY, ARE YOU LISTENING? 👂 💞

please?
January 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I don’t have a dog in the It Ends With Us hunt but it’s wild to hear everyone ripping on Blake Lively’s costume decisions when that’s basically how I dress every day lol.

Everyone says she looks so terrible and I’m like, “I’m just a northern bean who likes a beanie and a [knockoff] Chloe boot, ok?”
January 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Absolutely fucking not.

Current machine learning models have an error rate so high that it will deny medication that people need to be on.
What the fuck is this? AI qualifying as a prescriber?
January 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
January 23, 2025 at 11:46 PM
There’s a lot of bad things in this world dude…

Like the EEOC getting gutted? Hell No.

The NIH getting frozen? Hell No.

Privatization of weather reporting? Hell No.

Literal fucking Nazis in the govt? HELL NO

But Viagra Boys dropped new music? FUCK YEAH.

BANANA BREAD HELL YEAH.
January 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
FUUUUUUUUCK.
People need to stfu about the Lions being the “best team in football” and “going to win the superbowl.”

Y’ALL SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO KAMALA. SHE’S ON THE BLUE TEAM TOO.

(i really don’t want to fall out of the coconut tree in honolulu 🫠)
January 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Ok that Varys and Tyrion scene from GoT is oddly comforting.

Power resides where men believe it resides. It’s a trick. A shadow on the wall.
January 21, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I was annoyed with Snoop, then laughed to myself and thought, “Martha would never.”

Then I had to pull myself together and because Martha absolutely would. 🙃
January 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
“Captivated” is a weird word choice.
Bright lights floating or flying in the night sky above New Jersey have captivated residents for nearly a month. Now the sightings, which many observers believe to be drones, have spread throughout the region. Here's what to know.
Drone Sightings Reported in New Jersey and New York: What We Know
Reports of flying objects continue to occur throughout the region. State and local officials say they do not pose a threat but have provided few answers.
www.nytimes.com
December 15, 2024 at 6:31 PM
So now that the world is side-eyeing Oprah a little more it seems, can we get the real story of what happened between her and Iyanla because I know it must be MESS.
December 13, 2024 at 3:47 PM
I remember my mom taking me to the library when I was a kid and I found the book version of the poem Knoxville, TN.

She immediately imprinted on me and became one of my head-cannon aunties.

RIP 💕
December 10, 2024 at 4:04 PM
I don’t think we talk about how Rhythm Nation 1814 is a 10/10 album enough. Perfection all the way down.
November 25, 2024 at 2:31 PM
People need to stfu about the Lions being the “best team in football” and “going to win the superbowl.”

Y’ALL SAW WHAT HAPPENED TO KAMALA. SHE’S ON THE BLUE TEAM TOO.

(i really don’t want to fall out of the coconut tree in honolulu 🫠)
November 25, 2024 at 12:32 AM
What stage of grief am I in when I rewrite season 8 of Game of Thrones in the shower?
November 25, 2024 at 12:26 AM
Remember when Howard Dean said “yaah” a little too loud and got DQ’d from politics forever?

Not a sex offender or Nazi sympathizer or anything. Just atonal.

THOSE WERE THE DAYYYYYS.
November 21, 2024 at 12:46 PM