Chris Taylor
christoftaylor.bsky.social
Chris Taylor
@christoftaylor.bsky.social
No. Not that one. The other one.
It's a good thing Obama killed Osama bin Laden before Trump had a chance to defend him in the Oval Office.
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Nothing says "I know the orders I'm giving are illegal" quite like angrily punishing people for saying the orders being given are illegal
November 21, 2025 at 1:05 AM
“Rarely seen”?
Tell me you don’t watch his show without saying you don’t watch his show.

parade.com/news/stephen...
parade.com
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
"so small you never need to take it out" is what I've been telling my wife for years.
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Last night, Daylight Savings caused us to change our clocks yet again...

Just one more campaign promise that he's failed to deliver on.
November 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
It’s Oct 2026.

Mid term elections will soon decide how the next two years go.

Government is still shut down.

Ballroom is almost finished.

POTUS and staff all moved to Mar a Lago.

Grijalva still hasn’t been sworn in.

Epstein files are destroyed.
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 AM
kak·i·sto·cra·cy
/kakəˈstäkrəsē/
noun
government by the least suitable or competent citizens of a state.
October 29, 2025 at 6:58 AM
He still doesn’t have approval to build the new building, but they claim they didn’t need approval to start demolition. It appears their plan is “they can’t say no once there is a huge gaping hole that needs fixed”
October 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
GOP shut the gov down because they want to raise the cost of healthcare and cut welfare programs

Causing workers who are going without pay to rely on welfare programs

The gov's response to workers being unhappy about this is to fire them en masse

Which raises the unemployment rate

A solid plan
October 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
October 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Nothing says "I deserve a peace prize" quite like having such a reputation where the people awarding the peace prize have to worry about how you'll retaliate if you don't win.
October 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Reposted by Chris Taylor
A Brief History of Men are Becoming Less Manly

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October 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The regime is trying to trigger a civil war to distract from releasing the Epstein files.
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
United States derives its name from the fact that it is 50 sovereign nations in a co-op sharing resources when it’s time to do things like international commerce.

If a state sent its military into another state, that would in effect be a foreign invasion.

Sending Texas military to Illinois is…
October 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
The federal government is directing a threat of violence and detention at anti-fascists.

There is no more clear an indicator that your government has become fascist than for it to put this much energy into fighting people who are against fascism.
October 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Mike Johnson ran on how ultra, mega, massive righteous Christian he is, then immediately started doing whatever he needed to do to protect a pedophile. He is a bright, flaming, red-flag example of how espoused religious morals are meaningless.
October 4, 2025 at 10:39 PM
October 4, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Danica Patrick is big mad that the NFL halftime show will be in Spanish. I think if she feels this strongly about it, she should stop playing for the NFL.
October 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It would be nice to go a full day without feeling like our media is actively working against the people.

Why is google hiding the mental decline of our dictator?
October 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Other countries used to have to worry about the US military invading them. But now, with Hegseth in charge, they also have to cover their drinks.
September 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Thinking back to the vitriol and animosity between Carson, Letterman, and Leno…
I absolutely love how Colbert, Kimmel, Meyers, Oliver, O’Brien, and Fallon are friends that cheer each other’s successes.
September 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM