Malkah
@malkahd.bsky.social
Queer, disabled, demigirl, musical artist, likes shitposting, comedy, cats, dogs, spooky season, and dollhouses. She/Her, They/Them
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first fascism, now I drip condensation from my iced coffee on my shirt. what else can go wrong today?
September 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
first fascism, now I drip condensation from my iced coffee on my shirt. what else can go wrong today?
I was doing two things at once, one of them asking G to feed Bucky, only it came out "Would you pay him?" instead of "feed."
The wages of dog are food.
The wages of dog are food.
August 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I was doing two things at once, one of them asking G to feed Bucky, only it came out "Would you pay him?" instead of "feed."
The wages of dog are food.
The wages of dog are food.
My boyfriend says he can pinpoint when we entered this alternate timeline/dimension, and it's when Johnny Cash covered "Hurt" when he should have covered "Closer."
July 2, 2025 at 2:21 PM
My boyfriend says he can pinpoint when we entered this alternate timeline/dimension, and it's when Johnny Cash covered "Hurt" when he should have covered "Closer."
Making fun of Jeff Bezos' wife's body is body shaming. Whether she's had extensive plastic surgery or not, it's body shaming. WHY go for the lowest hanging fruit and harm other people who've had cosmetic surgery in the process? Like trans people. WTF is wrong with you?
June 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Making fun of Jeff Bezos' wife's body is body shaming. Whether she's had extensive plastic surgery or not, it's body shaming. WHY go for the lowest hanging fruit and harm other people who've had cosmetic surgery in the process? Like trans people. WTF is wrong with you?
The sleep of reason breeds monsters.
-Goya
-Goya
June 24, 2025 at 1:40 AM
The sleep of reason breeds monsters.
-Goya
-Goya
We just played "strip" Trivial Pursuit, I finally won, and it was absolutely the worst. Took for fucking ever and now we're just two tired old people who don't wanna look at each other lol
June 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
We just played "strip" Trivial Pursuit, I finally won, and it was absolutely the worst. Took for fucking ever and now we're just two tired old people who don't wanna look at each other lol
I just bought an absurd amount of olive oil in order to get free shipping
April 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I just bought an absurd amount of olive oil in order to get free shipping
Do you think that, if a male doctor became President of the US, he would make people call him Dr. President instead of Mr. President?
Mr. President?
Um, actually it's Dr.
Mr. President?
Um, actually it's Dr.
April 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Do you think that, if a male doctor became President of the US, he would make people call him Dr. President instead of Mr. President?
Mr. President?
Um, actually it's Dr.
Mr. President?
Um, actually it's Dr.
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"Hear me now," snarled the barbarian, tossing the naked blade down upon his desk. "Any dog who tries to catch me with one of those 'Fool of April' jokes shall find themselves laughing down in Xandru's Hells." He swept the room with an azure gaze that held neither pity nor passion.
April 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
"Hear me now," snarled the barbarian, tossing the naked blade down upon his desk. "Any dog who tries to catch me with one of those 'Fool of April' jokes shall find themselves laughing down in Xandru's Hells." He swept the room with an azure gaze that held neither pity nor passion.
My protest signs all say, "stop making the Fantastic Four into a movie"
April 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
My protest signs all say, "stop making the Fantastic Four into a movie"
LOL
“top o' the morning to ye”
“Elon Musk's wealth tanks by $102 billion in 2 months as Tesla stock hits the skids” 3/7/25 www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-we...
March 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
LOL
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God forbid a woman have hobbies
February 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
God forbid a woman have hobbies
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February 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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the jacket from drive except instead of a scorpion on the back it is the word "Drive"
February 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
the jacket from drive except instead of a scorpion on the back it is the word "Drive"
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(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool
February 16, 2025 at 3:51 PM
(pointing to punisher logo on policeman's shirt while being arrested stealing baby shoes from Ross) thats fucking awesome . I love dead pool
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I... do not understand this new construction of masculinity?
it's not athletic. it's not stoic. it's not handsome. it's not accomplished. it's never been intellectual.
it's just rich white loud dudes on the TV who look like they don't wash their genitals? is that it?
it's not athletic. it's not stoic. it's not handsome. it's not accomplished. it's never been intellectual.
it's just rich white loud dudes on the TV who look like they don't wash their genitals? is that it?
February 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I... do not understand this new construction of masculinity?
it's not athletic. it's not stoic. it's not handsome. it's not accomplished. it's never been intellectual.
it's just rich white loud dudes on the TV who look like they don't wash their genitals? is that it?
it's not athletic. it's not stoic. it's not handsome. it's not accomplished. it's never been intellectual.
it's just rich white loud dudes on the TV who look like they don't wash their genitals? is that it?
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An unelected South African has taken control of the US Treasury and is deciding to stop payments on American obligations, in violation of numerous court orders, and admits in the Oval Office that he has done so upon incorrect information, while the President sits impotently behind the Resolute Desk.
Reporter: You said an example of fraud that you have cited was $50 million of condoms was sent to Gaza but after a fact-check apparently it was Gaza in Mozambique meant to protect them against HIV.
Musk: First of all, some of the things I say will be incorrect
Musk: First of all, some of the things I say will be incorrect
February 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
An unelected South African has taken control of the US Treasury and is deciding to stop payments on American obligations, in violation of numerous court orders, and admits in the Oval Office that he has done so upon incorrect information, while the President sits impotently behind the Resolute Desk.
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The Rule of Law has been replaced with the Law of Rule.
February 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The Rule of Law has been replaced with the Law of Rule.
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Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.
February 11, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Look I agree that Elon Musk appears to be on a lot of drugs every time he appears in public. That's not very interesting to me. I'm more interested in how many drugs he can do at once. I think he could probably do more than anyone ever. I bet he could take way more than the doctors say is safe.
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Has anybody checked Kanye for a cordyceps attached to him somewhere
February 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Has anybody checked Kanye for a cordyceps attached to him somewhere
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恭喜發財! Art by Kristina Micotti #lunarnewyear #snake
January 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
恭喜發財! Art by Kristina Micotti #lunarnewyear #snake
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Mark Zuck portrait done in feces by @katsubot.bsky.social #markzuckerberg
February 5, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Mark Zuck portrait done in feces by @katsubot.bsky.social #markzuckerberg
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INVENTOR OF CORDUROY: what if you could wear potato chips
January 15, 2025 at 12:10 AM
INVENTOR OF CORDUROY: what if you could wear potato chips
Also TWs for torture, CSA, and cults. So, it's got everything terrible.
Brace yourself, if you’re not already familiar with the allegations. (Strong TWs for SA) Even if you are, you still might wanna take breaks while reading and practice self-care.
About to read the Vulture piece on Neil Fucking Gaiman
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Here’s the free archived link archive.ph/TKpxH
January 13, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Also TWs for torture, CSA, and cults. So, it's got everything terrible.