alice!?
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i contain the souls of 100 dead transgender sailors
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They should write a narrative about trans women that’s still compelling after you’ve done this for a few years
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
They should write a narrative about trans women that’s still compelling after you’ve done this for a few years
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presidential groverhaus
He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 7:38 PM
presidential groverhaus
i’m getting the surgery that makes it feel like you’re getting your dick sucked instead of sucking your own dick
October 19, 2025 at 2:34 AM
i’m getting the surgery that makes it feel like you’re getting your dick sucked instead of sucking your own dick
if my id photo doesn’t turn out good tomorrow i’m kicking pritzker’s ass
September 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
if my id photo doesn’t turn out good tomorrow i’m kicking pritzker’s ass
how does everyone have the same ragana hat as me. are there really that many of us
September 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
how does everyone have the same ragana hat as me. are there really that many of us
they’re letting the indie girls scream again :)
September 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
they’re letting the indie girls scream again :)
something went wrong!
September 10, 2025 at 9:27 PM
something went wrong!
pleased to officially announce that the first person i’ve met upon moving to chicago is my lesbian qanon neighbor
September 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
pleased to officially announce that the first person i’ve met upon moving to chicago is my lesbian qanon neighbor
late this month nobody get mad at me
August 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
late this month nobody get mad at me
cookout watermelon milkshake
July 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
cookout watermelon milkshake
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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
May 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
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i hate to be the one to say it but there is no shortage of tops or bottoms, you are experiencing something called a “skill issue”
May 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
i hate to be the one to say it but there is no shortage of tops or bottoms, you are experiencing something called a “skill issue”
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NEW PAPER, JUST OUT! 👀
Insects from the '70s and '80s were already collecting microplastic, decades before the term microplastic even existed. 🤯
A thread on the surprising history of this pollutant and the incredible insect larvae that helped us uncover it. 🐛
Let's dive in! 🧵👇 1/x
Insects from the '70s and '80s were already collecting microplastic, decades before the term microplastic even existed. 🤯
A thread on the surprising history of this pollutant and the incredible insect larvae that helped us uncover it. 🐛
Let's dive in! 🧵👇 1/x
April 9, 2025 at 10:07 AM
NEW PAPER, JUST OUT! 👀
Insects from the '70s and '80s were already collecting microplastic, decades before the term microplastic even existed. 🤯
A thread on the surprising history of this pollutant and the incredible insect larvae that helped us uncover it. 🐛
Let's dive in! 🧵👇 1/x
Insects from the '70s and '80s were already collecting microplastic, decades before the term microplastic even existed. 🤯
A thread on the surprising history of this pollutant and the incredible insect larvae that helped us uncover it. 🐛
Let's dive in! 🧵👇 1/x
biggg month for listening on my ipod, shaking myself from lastfm’s grip
March 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
biggg month for listening on my ipod, shaking myself from lastfm’s grip
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in less than eight years the NCAA went from banning North Carolina from hosting championships due to its bathroom bill to... this.
Statement from NCAA president Charlie Baker on Donald Trump’s executive order banning transgender athletes from women’s sports.
Says the NCAA will move quickly to align with the EO.
Says the NCAA will move quickly to align with the EO.
February 5, 2025 at 11:31 PM
in less than eight years the NCAA went from banning North Carolina from hosting championships due to its bathroom bill to... this.
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im going to make an app thats just a lex clone but you get permabanned if your posts arent horny. itll be called horny trannys or gay faggots or something like that
January 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
im going to make an app thats just a lex clone but you get permabanned if your posts arent horny. itll be called horny trannys or gay faggots or something like that
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on feeld coming up with fake kinks like having a beer to hold at the party. yeah i'm into *checks notecard* rigging. i got a badge for it in boy scouts
December 17, 2024 at 4:23 PM
on feeld coming up with fake kinks like having a beer to hold at the party. yeah i'm into *checks notecard* rigging. i got a badge for it in boy scouts
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