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Counterpoint: no it didn't
The crime comedy ‘Moonwalkers’ starring Ron Perlman, Robert Sheehan, and Rupert Grint landed in theaters and on video-on-demand this week in 2016 🧑🏼🚀 🎥 💨 #OTD
"𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍; 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚏*𝚌𝚔."
"𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍; 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚏*𝚌𝚔."
January 19, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Counterpoint: no it didn't
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🗓️ 41 years ago, on JAN 18, 1985 the psychological crime thriller "Blood Simple" (1984) was released in US theaters! This brilliant movie was directed by the brothers Coen!
#BloodSimple #16mmInferno
#BloodSimple #16mmInferno
January 18, 2026 at 1:41 AM
🗓️ 41 years ago, on JAN 18, 1985 the psychological crime thriller "Blood Simple" (1984) was released in US theaters! This brilliant movie was directed by the brothers Coen!
#BloodSimple #16mmInferno
#BloodSimple #16mmInferno
If you've never seen Boondock Saints you literally cannot hope to understand 2026 America
BOONDOCK SAINTS was voted movie of the year by the American Association Of Pot Dealers Who Want You To Stay And Hang Out After You Buy Pot From Them seven years in a row
I have never seen boondocks and never will exclusively because the type of people who liked it
January 17, 2026 at 5:27 PM
If you've never seen Boondock Saints you literally cannot hope to understand 2026 America
Cookie Monster has lowkey been America's most consistent satirist for decades. They should legit give him the daily show.
January 17, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Cookie Monster has lowkey been America's most consistent satirist for decades. They should legit give him the daily show.
Just when I think the Internet can't get any worse, it does something like this AND TOTALLY REDEEMS ITSELF
In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
January 16, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Just when I think the Internet can't get any worse, it does something like this AND TOTALLY REDEEMS ITSELF
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In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
If you like peeling dead skin off your feet, you're gonna love eating a pomelo
January 15, 2026 at 5:18 AM
If you like peeling dead skin off your feet, you're gonna love eating a pomelo
Shout out to Petsmart for keeping "woot" alive tho
January 6, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Shout out to Petsmart for keeping "woot" alive tho
Guys I have SO MUCH kitty litter because of this
I hate that every company out there is pushing me to subscribe for their auto delivery, assuming that I'm a robot that consumes stuff evenly.
While in reality all this "convenience" has ever brought me either too much stuff or not enough of it.
While in reality all this "convenience" has ever brought me either too much stuff or not enough of it.
January 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Guys I have SO MUCH kitty litter because of this
I know nothing about Nicolás Maduro's actions as leader of Venezuela and resent the fact that now I have to figure that out. I'm busy. I have errands to run.
January 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I know nothing about Nicolás Maduro's actions as leader of Venezuela and resent the fact that now I have to figure that out. I'm busy. I have errands to run.
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Twin Peaks: Major Briggs.
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Twin Peaks: Major Briggs.
Fuck you in particular, Holly Wheeler
The Duffer Brothers have revealed that the rock in the briefcase is essential to the ‘STRANGER THINGS’ spinoff
There are no plans for any spinoffs for Hopper/Joyce in Montauk or Holly Wheeler
(Source: Deadline/Variety)
There are no plans for any spinoffs for Hopper/Joyce in Montauk or Holly Wheeler
(Source: Deadline/Variety)
January 2, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Fuck you in particular, Holly Wheeler
Everyone on this bus is face down in a phone. Tragic. What happened to awkwardly raking your eyes across the other passengers while avoiding any semblance of eye contact!?!
December 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Everyone on this bus is face down in a phone. Tragic. What happened to awkwardly raking your eyes across the other passengers while avoiding any semblance of eye contact!?!
I saw the elctroboom guy struggle to get his ketchup out of the bottle at a diner
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I saw the elctroboom guy struggle to get his ketchup out of the bottle at a diner
upside down ass eagle
White-tailed Eagle from the door of the cottage. #birdingScotland.
December 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
upside down ass eagle
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I don't care what any of you say. I'm running this meme into the fucking ground.
December 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I don't care what any of you say. I'm running this meme into the fucking ground.
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I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
December 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I’m from Whoville, and I say kill the Grinch!
It's 50 minutes to December 26 and I'm still here Grinch posting
December 26, 2025 at 7:11 AM
It's 50 minutes to December 26 and I'm still here Grinch posting
Oh fuck it's the Gronch!
December 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Oh fuck it's the Gronch!
In the 90s you could not go to a bbq or summer birthday without these delicious motherfuckers making an appearance. We have lost our way as a culture.
December 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
In the 90s you could not go to a bbq or summer birthday without these delicious motherfuckers making an appearance. We have lost our way as a culture.
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Christmas on Deep Space Nine
Sisko: "Computer, eggnog."
Computer: "Egging Nog."
Nog:
Sisko: "Computer, eggnog."
Computer: "Egging Nog."
Nog:
December 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Christmas on Deep Space Nine
Sisko: "Computer, eggnog."
Computer: "Egging Nog."
Nog:
Sisko: "Computer, eggnog."
Computer: "Egging Nog."
Nog:
Your soul is an appalling dump heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots
December 25, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Your soul is an appalling dump heap, overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable, mangled up in tangled up knots
This is what it looks like
December 25, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This is what it looks like