Deuce Buggalo Male Juggalo
February 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Deuce Buggalo Male Juggalo
If you watched the halftime show you're a cuck.
If you watched the alternate halftime show you're a fascist.
If you watched my alternate alternate halftime show on kick dot com, did you see if I lost my keys in the pudding pool or the creamed corn pool?
URGENT PLEASE RESPOND
If you watched the alternate halftime show you're a fascist.
If you watched my alternate alternate halftime show on kick dot com, did you see if I lost my keys in the pudding pool or the creamed corn pool?
URGENT PLEASE RESPOND
February 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
If you watched the halftime show you're a cuck.
If you watched the alternate halftime show you're a fascist.
If you watched my alternate alternate halftime show on kick dot com, did you see if I lost my keys in the pudding pool or the creamed corn pool?
URGENT PLEASE RESPOND
If you watched the alternate halftime show you're a fascist.
If you watched my alternate alternate halftime show on kick dot com, did you see if I lost my keys in the pudding pool or the creamed corn pool?
URGENT PLEASE RESPOND
Sometimes people just need something trivial to fixate on to preserve their mental health and sometimes that new Kermit voice is just fucked up
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Sometimes people just need something trivial to fixate on to preserve their mental health and sometimes that new Kermit voice is just fucked up
Finally someone made THE FOUNTAIN for fuckin dweebs
February 5, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Finally someone made THE FOUNTAIN for fuckin dweebs
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Look at that fucking gun.
February 5, 2026 at 4:30 AM
Look at that fucking gun.
If you read this while using a bidet you HAVE to repost it. It's the law.
Top 2 priorities should be solar on every roof and bidets on every toilet.
January 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
If you read this while using a bidet you HAVE to repost it. It's the law.
Airline trying to remove reclining seats:
MONSTER
Passenger who actually reclines seat:
strangely, also MONSTER
It's like the flammable/inflammable of personal indignities
MONSTER
Passenger who actually reclines seat:
strangely, also MONSTER
It's like the flammable/inflammable of personal indignities
January 30, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Airline trying to remove reclining seats:
MONSTER
Passenger who actually reclines seat:
strangely, also MONSTER
It's like the flammable/inflammable of personal indignities
MONSTER
Passenger who actually reclines seat:
strangely, also MONSTER
It's like the flammable/inflammable of personal indignities
Cool. Sounds bad.
First poster for the ‘RAMBO’ prequel, starring Noah Centineo as John Rambo.
Directed by Jalmari Helander (‘Sisu’) & exec produced by The Russo Brothers.
Directed by Jalmari Helander (‘Sisu’) & exec produced by The Russo Brothers.
January 30, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Cool. Sounds bad.
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grond! grond! grond!
January 26, 2026 at 1:55 AM
grond! grond! grond!
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Counterpoint: no it didn't
The crime comedy ‘Moonwalkers’ starring Ron Perlman, Robert Sheehan, and Rupert Grint landed in theaters and on video-on-demand this week in 2016 🧑🏼🚀 🎥 💨 #OTD
"𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍; 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚏*𝚌𝚔."
"𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍; 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚏*𝚌𝚔."
January 19, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Counterpoint: no it didn't
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🗓️ 41 years ago, on JAN 18, 1985 the psychological crime thriller "Blood Simple" (1984) was released in US theaters! This brilliant movie was directed by the brothers Coen!
#BloodSimple #16mmInferno
#BloodSimple #16mmInferno
January 18, 2026 at 1:41 AM
🗓️ 41 years ago, on JAN 18, 1985 the psychological crime thriller "Blood Simple" (1984) was released in US theaters! This brilliant movie was directed by the brothers Coen!
#BloodSimple #16mmInferno
#BloodSimple #16mmInferno
If you've never seen Boondock Saints you literally cannot hope to understand 2026 America
BOONDOCK SAINTS was voted movie of the year by the American Association Of Pot Dealers Who Want You To Stay And Hang Out After You Buy Pot From Them seven years in a row
I have never seen boondocks and never will exclusively because the type of people who liked it
January 17, 2026 at 5:27 PM
If you've never seen Boondock Saints you literally cannot hope to understand 2026 America
Cookie Monster has lowkey been America's most consistent satirist for decades. They should legit give him the daily show.
January 17, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Cookie Monster has lowkey been America's most consistent satirist for decades. They should legit give him the daily show.
Just when I think the Internet can't get any worse, it does something like this AND TOTALLY REDEEMS ITSELF
In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
January 16, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Just when I think the Internet can't get any worse, it does something like this AND TOTALLY REDEEMS ITSELF
Reposted by Major Garland Briggs
In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
If you like peeling dead skin off your feet, you're gonna love eating a pomelo
January 15, 2026 at 5:18 AM
If you like peeling dead skin off your feet, you're gonna love eating a pomelo
Shout out to Petsmart for keeping "woot" alive tho
January 6, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Shout out to Petsmart for keeping "woot" alive tho
Guys I have SO MUCH kitty litter because of this
I hate that every company out there is pushing me to subscribe for their auto delivery, assuming that I'm a robot that consumes stuff evenly.
While in reality all this "convenience" has ever brought me either too much stuff or not enough of it.
While in reality all this "convenience" has ever brought me either too much stuff or not enough of it.
January 4, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Guys I have SO MUCH kitty litter because of this
I know nothing about Nicolás Maduro's actions as leader of Venezuela and resent the fact that now I have to figure that out. I'm busy. I have errands to run.
January 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I know nothing about Nicolás Maduro's actions as leader of Venezuela and resent the fact that now I have to figure that out. I'm busy. I have errands to run.
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Twin Peaks: Major Briggs.
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Twin Peaks: Major Briggs.
Fuck you in particular, Holly Wheeler
The Duffer Brothers have revealed that the rock in the briefcase is essential to the ‘STRANGER THINGS’ spinoff
There are no plans for any spinoffs for Hopper/Joyce in Montauk or Holly Wheeler
(Source: Deadline/Variety)
There are no plans for any spinoffs for Hopper/Joyce in Montauk or Holly Wheeler
(Source: Deadline/Variety)
January 2, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Fuck you in particular, Holly Wheeler
Everyone on this bus is face down in a phone. Tragic. What happened to awkwardly raking your eyes across the other passengers while avoiding any semblance of eye contact!?!
December 31, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Everyone on this bus is face down in a phone. Tragic. What happened to awkwardly raking your eyes across the other passengers while avoiding any semblance of eye contact!?!