Ewan McGregor 2
@mailmanliam.bsky.social
You may know me as Quiz (shhhhh~) but if you don't that's fine. This account is literally just for vibing. If your pill ain't grilled then I ain't thrilled to meet you.
thinking about getting really into rooftop grilling this winter. really throw the neighbors a curveball
October 14, 2023 at 2:30 AM
thinking about getting really into rooftop grilling this winter. really throw the neighbors a curveball
-One hour later, panting, standing atop a hill of battered and groaning middle-school boys in karate gi.-
NOT THOSE KINDS OF SHOUNEN BATTLERS. THE MANGA K--
-I missed one of the kids. He leaps from a rafter and takes me down with a flying lariat.-
NOT THOSE KINDS OF SHOUNEN BATTLERS. THE MANGA K--
-I missed one of the kids. He leaps from a rafter and takes me down with a flying lariat.-
Jujutsu Kaisen is so good. Always forget I need a good shounen bettler in my life.
October 1, 2023 at 1:23 AM
-One hour later, panting, standing atop a hill of battered and groaning middle-school boys in karate gi.-
NOT THOSE KINDS OF SHOUNEN BATTLERS. THE MANGA K--
-I missed one of the kids. He leaps from a rafter and takes me down with a flying lariat.-
NOT THOSE KINDS OF SHOUNEN BATTLERS. THE MANGA K--
-I missed one of the kids. He leaps from a rafter and takes me down with a flying lariat.-
Jujutsu Kaisen is so good. Always forget I need a good shounen bettler in my life.
October 1, 2023 at 1:21 AM
Jujutsu Kaisen is so good. Always forget I need a good shounen bettler in my life.
I would say this is the most obvious red flag emoji 🚩 but here are some others 🇦🇱🇦🇹🇧🇭🇧🇻🇧🇲🇨🇳🇨🇭🇩🇰🇭🇰🇮🇲🇰🇬🇲🇦🇲🇪🇲🇰
September 29, 2023 at 4:46 PM
I would say this is the most obvious red flag emoji 🚩 but here are some others 🇦🇱🇦🇹🇧🇭🇧🇻🇧🇲🇨🇳🇨🇭🇩🇰🇭🇰🇮🇲🇰🇬🇲🇦🇲🇪🇲🇰
Reposted by Ewan McGregor 2
they don’t lohve you like I lohve you
September 29, 2023 at 3:42 PM
they don’t lohve you like I lohve you
If you're a car owner* who feels unwelcome in Brooklyn: good! I'm literally walking here.
*Exceptions apply. Best results if good faith is assumed before consumption of this post. If redness, nudeness, or madness over being wagon whipped occurs please consult your local clown.
*Exceptions apply. Best results if good faith is assumed before consumption of this post. If redness, nudeness, or madness over being wagon whipped occurs please consult your local clown.
If the city wants to solve its flooding problem, it’s going to require cleaning the streets more often to keep storm drains clear and converting parking spaces to rain gardens and bioswales.
That won’t happen while most of the city’s elected officials are focused on not inconveniencing car owners
That won’t happen while most of the city’s elected officials are focused on not inconveniencing car owners
September 29, 2023 at 4:36 PM
If you're a car owner* who feels unwelcome in Brooklyn: good! I'm literally walking here.
*Exceptions apply. Best results if good faith is assumed before consumption of this post. If redness, nudeness, or madness over being wagon whipped occurs please consult your local clown.
*Exceptions apply. Best results if good faith is assumed before consumption of this post. If redness, nudeness, or madness over being wagon whipped occurs please consult your local clown.
One time when I was 17 at the beach with family I was seduced by the night. It was the wee hours and a thunderstorm had rolled in. Everyone else was asleep. I walked down to the beach through the rain and stared out at the lightning and differently textured darkness roiling above the ocean.
September 29, 2023 at 4:27 PM
One time when I was 17 at the beach with family I was seduced by the night. It was the wee hours and a thunderstorm had rolled in. Everyone else was asleep. I walked down to the beach through the rain and stared out at the lightning and differently textured darkness roiling above the ocean.
Still a noon boy. 😏
If a man is going to live a life of integrity (Taoist sense, only suckers obey laws) then a man must ask himself every morning what he believes and who he is going to be. Today I am the kind of man who wakes up at noon, drinks Yesterday Coffee, and watches Mythbusters.
September 29, 2023 at 4:20 PM
Still a noon boy. 😏
For a screen to be implanted in their forehead that constantly, on a loop, plays footage of the cruelties and thoughtless exploitations for which they have not made redress and about which they have not yet been honest to themselves or others. Only people who can stomach looking will want them.
What WOULD you wish on your worst enemy? I'll start:
That they consistently wake up in the middle of the night and start at the ceiling unable to fall asleep haunted by the notion that they've never really been unconditionally loved
That they consistently wake up in the middle of the night and start at the ceiling unable to fall asleep haunted by the notion that they've never really been unconditionally loved
"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult
September 29, 2023 at 7:12 AM
For a screen to be implanted in their forehead that constantly, on a loop, plays footage of the cruelties and thoughtless exploitations for which they have not made redress and about which they have not yet been honest to themselves or others. Only people who can stomach looking will want them.
Are Avatar: The Last Airbender and Avatar: Legend of Korra anime? Are they not anime?
They're mid is what they are. Read One Piece.
They're mid is what they are. Read One Piece.
September 29, 2023 at 4:16 AM
Are Avatar: The Last Airbender and Avatar: Legend of Korra anime? Are they not anime?
They're mid is what they are. Read One Piece.
They're mid is what they are. Read One Piece.
I spend the rest of my life before the planet is atomized tracking him down and making him watch the absolute stankiest VHS rip of the anime 'Blue Gender' I can find on the rankest, rattliest speakers and see how he feels about gender after that.
A comet is headed toward Earth. Billions gather in prayer, billions more in revelry. You check your email, hoping it's your estranged father trying to make amends before the planet is turned into a charnel house. Instead it's Conor Friedersdorf, asking if you believe there are two genders.
September 29, 2023 at 1:16 AM
I spend the rest of my life before the planet is atomized tracking him down and making him watch the absolute stankiest VHS rip of the anime 'Blue Gender' I can find on the rankest, rattliest speakers and see how he feels about gender after that.
Oh no I sure hope a fresh cinnamon bun the size of my ass doesn't fly through the window into my mouth!
Sometimes a question you must ask yourself is: will this shitpost get me a door knock?
September 28, 2023 at 8:46 PM
Oh no I sure hope a fresh cinnamon bun the size of my ass doesn't fly through the window into my mouth!
Oat groat anecdote from the GOAT.
It's fairly easy to make oat milk from oat groats.
September 28, 2023 at 7:38 PM
Oat groat anecdote from the GOAT.
Is he a troubled, brooding bad boy with a secret heart of gold belied by his fearsome, dark-eyed appearance and grumpy, ironical affect? Or is he a holler barbarian w/ a brain poisoned by abuse & heavy metals who stumbled across hyperliteracy like a farm boy stumbling across a magic sword?
yes
yes
September 28, 2023 at 7:23 PM
Is he a troubled, brooding bad boy with a secret heart of gold belied by his fearsome, dark-eyed appearance and grumpy, ironical affect? Or is he a holler barbarian w/ a brain poisoned by abuse & heavy metals who stumbled across hyperliteracy like a farm boy stumbling across a magic sword?
yes
yes
Not even fucking around when I say that the following two phrases will get you further with people who need someone to vent to than anything else:
"That's some real shit you just said."
and
"That sounds awful. I would probably feel the same in that situation."
"That's some real shit you just said."
and
"That sounds awful. I would probably feel the same in that situation."
September 28, 2023 at 6:32 PM
Not even fucking around when I say that the following two phrases will get you further with people who need someone to vent to than anything else:
"That's some real shit you just said."
and
"That sounds awful. I would probably feel the same in that situation."
"That's some real shit you just said."
and
"That sounds awful. I would probably feel the same in that situation."
probabilityamory? yeah statistically speaking if you bathe, groom, and aren't weird or aggro somebody's eventually gonna jump your bones
polyarmory? yeah i keep my swords in different places, so what of it??
September 28, 2023 at 6:08 PM
probabilityamory? yeah statistically speaking if you bathe, groom, and aren't weird or aggro somebody's eventually gonna jump your bones
This is the only time I will ever face post and the photos are decades old. Don't worry though: I never go outside or smile so this is more or less how I'll always look, just with more and more gray hair.
If you recognize me no you DON'T! Be cool! >:<
If you recognize me no you DON'T! Be cool! >:<
September 28, 2023 at 6:00 PM
This is the only time I will ever face post and the photos are decades old. Don't worry though: I never go outside or smile so this is more or less how I'll always look, just with more and more gray hair.
If you recognize me no you DON'T! Be cool! >:<
If you recognize me no you DON'T! Be cool! >:<
Why are you, as a man, experiencing the sublime? Pondering the ineffable mysteries and savoring a life of the mind, relishing beauty in all its forms, Watching and Listening as often as you see and hear? Sounds a little light in the loafers if you ask me.
September 28, 2023 at 5:50 PM
Why are you, as a man, experiencing the sublime? Pondering the ineffable mysteries and savoring a life of the mind, relishing beauty in all its forms, Watching and Listening as often as you see and hear? Sounds a little light in the loafers if you ask me.
Since this is a new account and you never know what folks are about online:
-The Transatlantic Slave Trade is the worst atrocity ever committed by one group of human beings against another. Anti-black racism, its legacy, its systemic properties, etc must be confronted by any moral person.
-The Transatlantic Slave Trade is the worst atrocity ever committed by one group of human beings against another. Anti-black racism, its legacy, its systemic properties, etc must be confronted by any moral person.
September 28, 2023 at 4:58 PM
Since this is a new account and you never know what folks are about online:
-The Transatlantic Slave Trade is the worst atrocity ever committed by one group of human beings against another. Anti-black racism, its legacy, its systemic properties, etc must be confronted by any moral person.
-The Transatlantic Slave Trade is the worst atrocity ever committed by one group of human beings against another. Anti-black racism, its legacy, its systemic properties, etc must be confronted by any moral person.
reskeet a pic that reflects your current mood
September 28, 2023 at 4:28 PM
reskeet a pic that reflects your current mood
I don't miss Tennessee but dead ass I really miss Tennessee. There's a cadre of people in any terrible place who have Awakened, and even if they are personally shitty or not just seeing the nature of the evil around them makes them special. THAT culture within the South is what I miss.
September 28, 2023 at 4:19 PM
I don't miss Tennessee but dead ass I really miss Tennessee. There's a cadre of people in any terrible place who have Awakened, and even if they are personally shitty or not just seeing the nature of the evil around them makes them special. THAT culture within the South is what I miss.
If a man is going to live a life of integrity (Taoist sense, only suckers obey laws) then a man must ask himself every morning what he believes and who he is going to be. Today I am the kind of man who wakes up at noon, drinks Yesterday Coffee, and watches Mythbusters.
September 28, 2023 at 4:14 PM
If a man is going to live a life of integrity (Taoist sense, only suckers obey laws) then a man must ask himself every morning what he believes and who he is going to be. Today I am the kind of man who wakes up at noon, drinks Yesterday Coffee, and watches Mythbusters.