Magic: the Simpsoning
@magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social
Used to put Simpsons stuff on Magic cards, currently watching folk guitar and playing Skyrim. Media-wise, I also like The Sopranos, ASoIaF, Mad Men, BCS. I have a wife, house, job, and three kids - don't ask me how the economy works. MoCo, MD. He/him.
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We are not all who wander are lost-maxing
(Getting fed into the neural disassembler so it can cache my memories before breaking my body down into recyclable components)
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
(Getting fed into the neural disassembler so it can cache my memories before breaking my body down into recyclable components)
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like share and retweet if this was your only point of reference for the gersh agency before the dasha thing
November 16, 2025 at 1:38 AM
like share and retweet if this was your only point of reference for the gersh agency before the dasha thing
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
The Simpsons predicts it again!
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The Simpsons predicts it again!
RIP to a real one
music.youtube.com/watch?v=CpB6...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=CpB6...
Conservative Christian, Right-Wing Republican, Straight, White, American Males
YouTube video by Todd Snider - Topic
music.youtube.com
November 15, 2025 at 9:34 PM
RIP to a real one
music.youtube.com/watch?v=CpB6...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=CpB6...
Determined to learn as little as possible about Olivia Nuzzi. I call it the Nuzzi-lock challenge.
November 15, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Determined to learn as little as possible about Olivia Nuzzi. I call it the Nuzzi-lock challenge.
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November 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Now there's a nightmare blunt rotation
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Now there's a nightmare blunt rotation
True story. Also my phone autocorrects fingerstyle to 'fingers Tyler.'
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
True story. Also my phone autocorrects fingerstyle to 'fingers Tyler.'
back on Twitter, I had SEVEN (!) tweets that began "you people have stood in my way long enough." Here's an important one.
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
back on Twitter, I had SEVEN (!) tweets that began "you people have stood in my way long enough." Here's an important one.
I'm aware of the irony of using Jerry Seinfeld to express this point, so don't bother pointing that out
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'm aware of the irony of using Jerry Seinfeld to express this point, so don't bother pointing that out
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Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids like the Bogeyman or Michael Jackson.
November 13, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Soul? Come on, Milhouse, there's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids like the Bogeyman or Michael Jackson.
Gonna get me a steam cube (by which a mean a box that I cook pork buns in)
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Gonna get me a steam cube (by which a mean a box that I cook pork buns in)
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36-year olds now vs. 36-year olds then
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
36-year olds now vs. 36-year olds then
This occasionally gets a fav from the grave, always good to remember what non-healthcare initiatives are being bilaterally funded by elected representatives.
it's in a post-golden age ep, but the Simpsons went much harder here
November 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
This occasionally gets a fav from the grave, always good to remember what non-healthcare initiatives are being bilaterally funded by elected representatives.
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
Get our ass, Herman
this whiteness keeps her ruins for ever new
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Get our ass, Herman
Lighter side-
Family movie night. Empire Strikes Back. We got to the part where Luke slays Vader in the LSD tree, Vader is revered to be Luke.
4-year old: "I've figured it out!"
I hold my breath: how insightful is my brilliant darling boy?
4-year old: "Darth Vader is a real person in a costume!"
Family movie night. Empire Strikes Back. We got to the part where Luke slays Vader in the LSD tree, Vader is revered to be Luke.
4-year old: "I've figured it out!"
I hold my breath: how insightful is my brilliant darling boy?
4-year old: "Darth Vader is a real person in a costume!"
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Lighter side-
Family movie night. Empire Strikes Back. We got to the part where Luke slays Vader in the LSD tree, Vader is revered to be Luke.
4-year old: "I've figured it out!"
I hold my breath: how insightful is my brilliant darling boy?
4-year old: "Darth Vader is a real person in a costume!"
Family movie night. Empire Strikes Back. We got to the part where Luke slays Vader in the LSD tree, Vader is revered to be Luke.
4-year old: "I've figured it out!"
I hold my breath: how insightful is my brilliant darling boy?
4-year old: "Darth Vader is a real person in a costume!"
