Magic: the Simpsoning
@magicthesimpsoning.bsky.social
Used to put Simpsons stuff on Magic cards, currently watching folk guitar and playing Skyrim. Media-wise, I also like The Sopranos, ASoIaF, Mad Men, BCS. I have a wife, house, job, and three kids - don't ask me how the economy works. MoCo, MD. He/him.
The Simpsons predicts it again!
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The Simpsons predicts it again!
Now there's a nightmare blunt rotation
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Now there's a nightmare blunt rotation
True story. Also my phone autocorrects fingerstyle to 'fingers Tyler.'
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
True story. Also my phone autocorrects fingerstyle to 'fingers Tyler.'
back on Twitter, I had SEVEN (!) tweets that began "you people have stood in my way long enough." Here's an important one.
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
back on Twitter, I had SEVEN (!) tweets that began "you people have stood in my way long enough." Here's an important one.
this uncovered a core memory
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
this uncovered a core memory
I'm aware of the irony of using Jerry Seinfeld to express this point, so don't bother pointing that out
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'm aware of the irony of using Jerry Seinfeld to express this point, so don't bother pointing that out
36-year olds now vs. 36-year olds then
November 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
36-year olds now vs. 36-year olds then
If they try to take everything from us
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If they try to take everything from us
I was lifting and watching anime last night and Mrs. S came down and we got to talking about all the movies we want to show the kids. We ended up arguing about whether James Bond is good, I said it's mid, she said "you just don't get camp," and I unpaused JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Got her.
November 3, 2025 at 1:53 PM
I was lifting and watching anime last night and Mrs. S came down and we got to talking about all the movies we want to show the kids. We ended up arguing about whether James Bond is good, I said it's mid, she said "you just don't get camp," and I unpaused JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Got her.
This has been making me laugh out loud for the last 24 hours every time I think about it.
November 1, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This has been making me laugh out loud for the last 24 hours every time I think about it.
Happy Halloween! May the dehumanization of us all result in misery and frustration for the dehumanizers.
October 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Happy Halloween! May the dehumanization of us all result in misery and frustration for the dehumanizers.
Boy, lately life sure has been quite the
October 30, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Boy, lately life sure has been quite the
Lisa, too?
October 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Lisa, too?