Court Jester
@magicmiler.bsky.social
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[jamming on guitar]
ME: *cranks amplifier*
WIFE: It's a little late, honey
ME: ok... *cranks pmplifier*
ME: *cranks amplifier*
WIFE: It's a little late, honey
ME: ok... *cranks pmplifier*
January 18, 2026 at 8:39 PM
[jamming on guitar]
ME: *cranks amplifier*
WIFE: It's a little late, honey
ME: ok... *cranks pmplifier*
ME: *cranks amplifier*
WIFE: It's a little late, honey
ME: ok... *cranks pmplifier*
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Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
January 2, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Bragging that you just passed your 3rd dementia test
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
is a great way of telling us
they've made you take 3 dementia tests
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ME: *points to an ant floating in a puddle* must be male cuz it’s boy ant
DATE: *flicks cigarette onto ant* now it’s flamboyant
*we kiss*
DATE: *flicks cigarette onto ant* now it’s flamboyant
*we kiss*
December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
ME: *points to an ant floating in a puddle* must be male cuz it’s boy ant
DATE: *flicks cigarette onto ant* now it’s flamboyant
*we kiss*
DATE: *flicks cigarette onto ant* now it’s flamboyant
*we kiss*
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The ability to distinguish between an AI picture and a real one is called art official intelligence...and send
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 AM
The ability to distinguish between an AI picture and a real one is called art official intelligence...and send
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ME: i would like to open a checking account
BANKER: would you like a savings account too?
ME: no
BANKER: okay, just checking
BANKER: would you like a savings account too?
ME: no
BANKER: okay, just checking
October 29, 2025 at 11:22 PM
ME: i would like to open a checking account
BANKER: would you like a savings account too?
ME: no
BANKER: okay, just checking
BANKER: would you like a savings account too?
ME: no
BANKER: okay, just checking
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They only have four strings so they should be called ‘ivolins’.
Thanks for reading.
Thanks for reading.
October 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
They only have four strings so they should be called ‘ivolins’.
Thanks for reading.
Thanks for reading.
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On the move...puffin on Staple Island, Farne Islands, Northumberland #birds #puffin #puffins #farneislands #seabirds #nationaltrust #bbcearth #bbcwildlife #rspb #coastalbirds #auks
October 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
On the move...puffin on Staple Island, Farne Islands, Northumberland #birds #puffin #puffins #farneislands #seabirds #nationaltrust #bbcearth #bbcwildlife #rspb #coastalbirds #auks
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ME: Is there another name for the large seaweed that grows to form underwater forests?
GIRLFRIEND: Sea kelp
ME: Omg that's why I'm asking YOU Sharon
GIRLFRIEND: Sea kelp
ME: Omg that's why I'm asking YOU Sharon
October 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
ME: Is there another name for the large seaweed that grows to form underwater forests?
GIRLFRIEND: Sea kelp
ME: Omg that's why I'm asking YOU Sharon
GIRLFRIEND: Sea kelp
ME: Omg that's why I'm asking YOU Sharon
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
August 5,1946
August 5,1946
August 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
August 5,1946
August 5,1946
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So I fired my bathroom scale. Next I'm gonna fire the nutritional label on a pint of ice cream.
August 1, 2025 at 10:56 PM
So I fired my bathroom scale. Next I'm gonna fire the nutritional label on a pint of ice cream.
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Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.
July 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.
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I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
July 8, 2025 at 9:45 AM
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
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So about that 3D printer @hollyanderson.bsky.social
July 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
So about that 3D printer @hollyanderson.bsky.social
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People moaning about the weather at least it’s not snowing. Imagine shovelling snow in this heat.
June 20, 2025 at 12:01 PM
People moaning about the weather at least it’s not snowing. Imagine shovelling snow in this heat.
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And now to play a fun game of find my wife at Soldier Field 😅
June 14, 2025 at 11:42 PM
And now to play a fun game of find my wife at Soldier Field 😅
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My wife is threatening to kick me out of
the house because of my obsession
with acting like a news anchor.
More on this after the break.
the house because of my obsession
with acting like a news anchor.
More on this after the break.
June 13, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My wife is threatening to kick me out of
the house because of my obsession
with acting like a news anchor.
More on this after the break.
the house because of my obsession
with acting like a news anchor.
More on this after the break.
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KID: Daddy, do you know what an eclipse is?
ME: No sun
HIM: Ok, I'll ask someone else
ME: No sun
HIM: Ok, I'll ask someone else
June 11, 2025 at 11:44 AM
KID: Daddy, do you know what an eclipse is?
ME: No sun
HIM: Ok, I'll ask someone else
ME: No sun
HIM: Ok, I'll ask someone else
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MY AUNT: You look just like your dad.
ME: Thanks. We both use our eyes.
ME: Thanks. We both use our eyes.
June 9, 2025 at 11:26 AM
MY AUNT: You look just like your dad.
ME: Thanks. We both use our eyes.
ME: Thanks. We both use our eyes.
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Am I accident prone? You bet. I'm also accident standing up.
June 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Am I accident prone? You bet. I'm also accident standing up.
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The little ink drop was crying, because his mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.
Thank you very much.
I'll leave quietly.
Thank you very much.
I'll leave quietly.
June 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The little ink drop was crying, because his mother was in the pen and he didn't know how long the sentence would be.
Thank you very much.
I'll leave quietly.
Thank you very much.
I'll leave quietly.
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ANGELA LANSBURY: *doing crossword* a group of crows
ME: murder
ANGELA LANSBURY: *writing* thanks
ME: murder
ANGELA LANSBURY: *writing* thanks
May 25, 2025 at 3:35 PM
ANGELA LANSBURY: *doing crossword* a group of crows
ME: murder
ANGELA LANSBURY: *writing* thanks
ME: murder
ANGELA LANSBURY: *writing* thanks